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  • ^that I'm embarrassed for my gender every...

    ^that



    I'm embarrassed for my gender every time you post
  • I always lol when girls set an arbitrary height...

    I always lol when girls set an arbitrary height rule. In my experience, womanlets can't tell the difference between average and 6', womanmores are just happy whenever a guy isn't scared off by their...
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    Dis at least make your kid get a job first ...

    Dis

    at least make your kid get a job first





    Edit: I guess homelessness is a good motivator... pics of apartment?
  • Das it You've probably heard this 1000x...

    Das it

    You've probably heard this 1000x before, but having your plans derailed in your 20s is actually an awesome learning experience - especially if you've been running low on fun for a few...
  • I don't see why you wouldn't Just don't bust...

    I don't see why you wouldn't

    Just don't bust inside
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    This Explains why no-one cleared out the...

    This

    Explains why no-one cleared out the canned food drive, all the scratches on the windows and the 'you'll burn for this' carving.

    Also, the organ-girl-water-zombie that freaked him out would...
  • Yup - it's how our online house searches are...

    Yup - it's how our online house searches are ordered. I think there are even some taxes levied on it under some circumstances


    The house where I grew up was 3 bedroom, even though ten-year old me...
  • Did this for over 18 months when some crap things...

    Did this for over 18 months when some crap things happened. Friends messaged me and I responded the same way as you OP. It's amazing how open people are, especially if you're straight up with them. ...
  • I've never been the sort of guy who believes that...

    I've never been the sort of guy who believes that the future generations are going to be worse than ours, but I have to agree on that point

    My job brings me into contact with a lot of 18-26 year...
  • Miscers are way OTT about meal-timing

    Miscers are way OTT about meal-timing
  • If this woman were born a guy she'd guaranteed go...

    If this woman were born a guy she'd guaranteed go her entire life without getting laid
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    When this happens, the guy has either - lost...

    When this happens, the guy has either

    - lost attraction
    - is under a ton of stress
    - has a hormonal issue
    - you're bad/boring in bed
    - you've been making him feel unmanly
    - he's actually gay
  • I like professional women... but every female...

    I like professional women... but every female lawyer I've met has been terrible relationship material
  • You need to get her comfortable with the idea of...

    You need to get her comfortable with the idea of you lifting


    To do this, lift random household items whenever she's around. Curl the TV remote, goblet squat the milk jug, seated row with the...
  • I fear crazy more than any STD

    I fear crazy more than any STD
  • Wow OP... I read this wrong. You suck. You're...

    Wow OP... I read this wrong. You suck. You're genuinely a horrible person.


    If you're ever going to end this awful relationship, take *at least* a year of being single to work on yourself....
  • In my experience, south american dudes can be...

    In my experience, south american dudes can be weird about women. I dated a girl who was still getting multi-page obsequious messages from at least half a dozen Argentine guys ~5 years after her 6...
  • Not at all. Consideration/guilt are learned...

    Not at all. Consideration/guilt are learned behaviours, even then it's hit & miss with some people.

    This guy's in his 40s, has never been married, has no dependent family, likes relationships...
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    I like to straight up tell her that I've just...

    I like to straight up tell her that I've just spent £3 and a hell of a lot of loyalty points on these coffees, so I'll be furious if she doesn't invite me back to her place for sex when we're done
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    Ffs, stop smoking weed It's pretty obvious...

    Ffs, stop smoking weed

    It's pretty obvious that your personality isn't suited to it
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