Type: Posts; User: aristomeow
^^hngg cristina vujnich
u flatter me bby.
My rep power should push me to at least a 3.60/10.
Yeah, she's a fking idiot. I made a thread about her on misc yesterday actually.
Better now than later brah..
And after I gave you dead horsey reps too..
Ain't no loyalty.
oh noes. A bikini shot of me. You've never seen any of those before.
You and Juice are harrassing me and I'm going to tell puni.
I saw boobies when I did mine but they were not my boobies.
Now getting paranoid.
ARE THERE ACTUALLY NOODS OF ME ON GOOGLE IM AT WORK I CANT CHECK
Oh Juicy.. those pics you sent me...
There's noods of me on google images?!?!
Damn it Botika. I thought I could trust you.
I've named him Mortimer.
and Juicy m8 stop making lies about me or ill wrek u @ soundwave. We all know those nudes clearly prove I'm a 8/10
I was going to say chemistry teacher but I realised that was very indicative that I've been watching too much Breaking Bad.
I like those gifts.
Except the longchamp bag. I fking HATE longchamp bangs. Like, I would get Fawnl to punch my boyfriend in the throat if he got me a longchamp bag.
Actually kind of brilliant, glad I thought of it.
The women in my family all have massive butts. My butt is like, "The meow family LITE version". She knows she's appreciated but she's humble & knows when/how to admit when she's been upstaged.
My teddies are actually immaculate. Best part of my body. Dudes see them and look surprised like, WOAH, THEY LOOK LIKE THAT? AWESOME.
...I love you, internet. I can talk as much sh*t as I...
Because $1000 is nothing to him. It's not like he's stingy (hence the various overseas trips and ridiculously expensive house).
Say you married a girl that was a 10/10. 115 lbs, Your bro married...
You promised not to tell :(
NO ONE TALKS ABOUT RIGHTIE LIKE THAT M8 HES JUST ON A DREAMER BULK.