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It's been a few days. I am sure you should have lost at least like 5lbs by now, yes?

You know you're not getting that job right? You got a girls number on an interview?


Where the heck were you applying? That is not professional broskie.

That feel when premature has never happened. :(

Yeah, I see those "50 day squat challange" **** all over facebook.


brb bodyweight squats

why are you reading m4m add op?

So this chick comes down to my office and goes, "Likeamachine I need to find out the size of the windows in our new stores."

I'm like "ok, do you know where the drawings are?"

her: "Yes"
...

I wish I had a BBQ to go to. I just don't want to drive 2 hours for one.

The only reason I went to private school was football. The grade school I went to was so poverty I had to play for another schools football team srs. The coach for that team knew the coach for the...

LMAO at listening to women about what women want.

GTFO





I was about two seconds from negging you for your avi. Went to your bodyspace. I approve of your fitness efforts and bodyspace...

Bro if you need to be told you have to learn to iron, you're full potato. I knew how to iron when I was like 10 years old.

Take care of a hungover girl?

Buy a girl thoughtful gifts?

That is...

you have no idea, I WAS an urban youth. I was the only "wigger" (sorry that's what they called me) in my all boys, private catholic high school, I was eminem before eminem existed.

I grew up in...

WAs gonna say, this you brah?

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Why no beer?

u cheeky bastard

Cognac not even once

On a side note, I've passed up on free alcohol the past two nights and will be going to a bar crawl tonight and not drinking.

Need to lean out broseph, the drink fcks me...

We're all gonna make it

lol that is terrible. What were you drinking on? Drink of choice?

Rear glute spread

Define banged up? We talking getting pegged?

I wish I could email her "Show me your fukin credentials phaggot!"

Women cheat and lie, so do men, news at 6.