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Run at the closest one to you, jump on him and bite into his jugular or tear a piece of flesh off his face with your teeth, dig your fingers into his eyesockets and headbutt him until you get knocked...

Work must be goo- oh wait you're unemployed LOL.

No wonder.

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Ended up keeping mine, was going to sell.

Maaaaaate.

And a higher chance of some dumbass hitting a civillian or a bystander with a stray bullet. Strong logic. Do you guys really think America would be better if more people had guns?

I knew you...

"Stop beiing such a jerk guy, i'm tryin to watch the ball game"

Brb someone murders someone else and they get 10 years and parole.

OP go to IndieGogo and create a campaign asking for the community to vote for you(srs) then do the same with large ******** pages and twitters and youtube. Spam the chit out of everywhere

Conkers Bad Fur Day

I know I am not over 35 but you guys have my prayers. I know it isn't easy but everything will be ok. Spend time with your friends, be there for all of them and don't dwell on the bad things, think...

Stupid ex and I were talking about credit cards, she goes "they said my card has 35 months interest free....is that like a year?"

Rage

LMAO at all the people in here saying Di Caprio isn't a good actor. Do you even life? Di Caprio is one of the best actors around today, The Departed, Basketball Diaries, The Beach, Blood Diamond,...

Franchise where the fuk do u work brah?

Always been curious what type of work you do.

U mirin?
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Tell the cops or some **** bro. She's sick and needs help.

Cool guy

Everything is gonna be ok brah.

Will neg if you don't continue.

Sleep is for pussies.

Ordering some Chivas Regal this week can't wait. I don't drink it with ice, just a cold glass.

Tell her she has a gender disorder.