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    lol, 8 scrambled eggs every day for breakfast...

    lol, 8 scrambled eggs every day for breakfast with 3 pieces potato bread toast
    2 lunches of 12oz. 80% ground beef with 4oz peas and 4oz carrots
  • @blondebeautybri She famous now ...

    @blondebeautybri

    She famous now

    http://i.imgur.com/bjcGprd.jpg
  • It can't obviously be a "real" gym to have a chit...

    It can't obviously be a "real" gym to have a chit location like that. Leg day isn't really leg day if you be expected to haul your ass up and down 10 flgihts of stairs
  • You're in, man. Just don't do anything dumb, and...

    You're in, man. Just don't do anything dumb, and don't send a photo of yourself with your gf. They likely want something for their newsletter.
  • Taylor Swift must've gotten passed around a LOT

    Taylor Swift must've gotten passed around a LOT
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    Poll: 6 years ago, yeah. Even if I was 50th that day

    6 years ago, yeah. Even if I was 50th that day
  • True, mayne. There is no reason to be alive if...

    True, mayne. There is no reason to be alive if you can't do deadlift.
  • Long enough to nut in her, at least

    Long enough to nut in her, at least
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    Cop a feel of his junk. If he's good looking...

    Cop a feel of his junk. If he's good looking enough and has a big dink, may as well give him some head for his trouble
  • His mother took out her camera and started...

    His mother took out her camera and started recording, so proud of her son.
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    ISTJ bruh

    ISTJ bruh
  • Yeah. A break for a couple months pretty much...

    Yeah. A break for a couple months pretty much means she wants to bang other dudes and have you as a fall back in case things work out.
  • Sticky: Haha, hopefully I'll get more than this soon: ...

    Haha, hopefully I'll get more than this soon:

    http://scontent-lax3-1.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t50.2886-16/12466980_1504586613177873_1557562574_n.mp4
  • Sticky: If nobody else does it, I'll jump in to keep...

    If nobody else does it, I'll jump in to keep Lpenny company
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    25 ex-gf (age 35) 23 friend (age 35) 23 friend...

    25 ex-gf (age 35)
    23 friend (age 35)
    23 friend (age 35)
    19 fb (age 35)
    42 (age 33)
  • lol, don't like Chargers, so I'll take the chick....

    lol, don't like Chargers, so I'll take the chick. I broke up with my girl not too long ago, so this'll work nicely
  • Tell her I wanna smash, then turn the condom...

    Tell her I wanna smash, then turn the condom inside out and bang with it.
  • I do. My ex loooved it, so I did it. Tastiest...

    I do. My ex loooved it, so I did it. Tastiest little hole ever. When we'd smash, I'd go from butt to vag and back again. Even ATM. Girl was a champ
  • Art

    Art
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    My ex used to dive right in, llol. Under the...

    My ex used to dive right in, llol. Under the balls, around the cornhole, stick her tongue deep as she could... used to like to make me squirm. I'd squirt so fast from that
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