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it's true. for guys, women are a liability. (bad) women the are opposite. for them, men are ASSETS

guys need to start looking at women for what they REALLY are (i'm talking about the bad chix...

thats what i thought thanks

brb dropping out of college

Is it really worth it to go through school and get a degree in Exercise Science if all you want is to be a personal trainer? Do many trainers have this degree or do they just have the required...

nice! hey i was thinking to save it up in the freezer or something, then microwaving it later. will it work? surely you'd know since you are the only cum-guzzling expert in the thread?

i already got big in 28 days, but i admit i cheated because i took a steroid drug called cell tech

no i'm not gay okay sometimes i fantasize about it when i'm doing my daily anal-fingering routine but i am in no way attracted to men.

i do want to go to Brazil one day and "try out" one of those...

plus look at the bright side

if your ever with a girl who doesn't want to swallow, just show her how good and easy it is and she'll probably do it too.

later today i am going to lean against the wall upside down and cum on my face.

or maybe i'll wait a few days to save up

it's not gay it's just exploring your own body
you guys are boring.

i'm not gay, so no



yes. it was delicious.



never tried so i dont know

dont knock it till you try it plus on average there is 5 to 7 calories per ejaculation maybe 10-15 for studs like me.

no reason to let it go to waste.

dont pretend you never thought of it

ive been wanting to do it 4 a while now but after i cum i just get so turned off and stop.

so today i was horny as hell and got a cup and splurged in it and...

or when straight guys hit on you

(yes shamwow guy)

when ur gud lookin:

-girls constantly ask if u have a gf
-when u say no, they'll tell you that you look good and need to go get a gf immediately (usually offering themselves)
-if your good...

to OP:

how much did it cost? or did you just give him a "tip?" ;)

omgadddddd

thats the third keyboard this week :(

i want to get married

to a man.

i read that as "id like to look like his flexed wiener in his prime" (homo)

*the next day*

"how can i spot reduce fat on my penis? :("

i taste bad but i havent had 1 girl who didnt let me do everything poopdick her choke her into unconsciousness, etc.

so she is taking control of you