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Whenever working chest pull your scapulas together as hard as you god damn can.

Saw stats and just laughing lmao.

What ass?

This is truly a dark day.

Thats funny because this is the complete opposite of just about all empirical evidence in the world. Standards start lowering noticeably 27-28 and then keep accelerating after that.

Take any image editing program. Open pics and just do some scribbles over them. Resave and upload. Done

Did not know first part, interesting...

Also I am very familiar with that game lulz.

Well if you guys had sex a day before her period there is still a chance but it is extremely unlikely

lmao at the STD allegations at the start. Goodluck OP but sounds like your in the clear. It actually sort of sounds like shes fantasizing / wanting to role play what would happen if she actually was...

ITT OP got held back a year.

I finished highschool when I just turned 18..

Btw srsly 'mirin your aesthetics though and your legs after your mini cut are god damn ridiculous.

Lmao you guys have Geico.

No different from a dude, srs.

I will clarify that I wouldn't hit a guy or girl unprovoked.

Would deal with till no longer a threat. Don't really care who you are.

The GOAT andoid app is Swipe

Use swipe. It's like exactly the same as Tinder. Btw this thread is like crack.

Yeah but OP is like voldemort with the elder wand and OP is like a magikarp.

Inb4 next Harry potter plot.

At first I agreed with you but after going through like 5 different apps last night I tried Swype and Holy ****. I live in a small city compared with most of you guys 400k people but my god there are...

Been going through the whole thread and it's pure gold


Sounds like an RSD brah ;)

Waiting for this to come to android.

We married now

God damn shes hot but I've never heard a more peasant voice come from a hot girl.