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You just ruined a bunch of peoples day.

My kids, 7 YO girl, 10 boy and 16 boy mess with me all the time calling me grandpa. I tell them when you can do most sports better then me, then you can call me grandpa.
16 YO woops me in all out...

This rat we have is smarter. The guys tried buying brownies from the supermarket and stuff the exlax by the sides. After days and days he didn't bite.

This guy at work chews his food with mouth open. He makes more niose eating then my two dogs eating at the same time.
Dont let a drop of grease run down harm from his cheeseburger, cause he'll go...

That's funny ass hell! , but now seeing all the comments from the ladies here. I have to watch myself at the gym.

What i find funny is that my gym is three small blocks from the oceon, South Beach...

@ NorwichGrad If you think that's bad. A couple of days ago i paid $9 and change for four apples, here in Miami Beach in a Publix. Ouch!

About to turn 41 here. Love whooping some younsters a** in the mountain bike trails and road.
I remember in my early 30's the worst a** whoopings i got ,came from guys in their mid to late 40's in...

I passed a kidney stone about 10 years ago, you are describing the pains that i went throu. I also felt like defecating but nothing came out, also felt like my lower back and hips where being torn...

I'm in Miami , Soil here sucks thou ,is almost like a black sand. So i have to buy potting soil bags all the time.

This is the first year my avocado tree gave plenty of fruit. I have about six seads in pots ,plant is already coming on all.

I also have cherry tomato, pineapple, Yuca (casaba), ciruela (hog...