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  • I always choose 2 numbers. Those numbers this...

    I always choose 2 numbers. Those numbers this time around were 6 and 4. 6 would destroy my anus, while I would have a very good chance at beating 4. But in the end, 6 was my main number, so no, I...
  • http://images.free-extras.com/pics/n/nike_logo-702...

    http://images.free-extras.com/pics/n/nike_logo-702.jpg

    See if she takes the hint.
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    In. I was 330/335 at my biggest. I'm making my...

    In. I was 330/335 at my biggest. I'm making my 100 pound lost goal before the end of August come Hell or high water!
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    Definitely for being fat.

    Definitely for being fat.
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    20. lol, 1 sex partner ever.

    20. lol, 1 sex partner ever.
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    Was going to give OP **** for posting in the teen...

    Was going to give OP **** for posting in the teen section, then realized this thread is over 9 years old.
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    Poll: Do you have a link on info to the LS5? I can't...

    Do you have a link on info to the LS5? I can't find anything on a new generation of LS5s.
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    Poll: For the specific years given, Mustang. 2008 or...

    For the specific years given, Mustang. 2008 or newer I would have gone Corvette.
  • 44/50 while drunk. 2 minutes left but I was...

    44/50 while drunk. 2 minutes left but I was drawing blanks.
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    lol. No, my unparalleled love of food matched...

    lol. No, my unparalleled love of food matched with my moms inability to say no when I wanted more did. On a semi-related note, I started using a smaller fork to make my meals last longer a couple...
  • Pretty much all of my friends do this.

    Pretty much all of my friends do this.
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    Then you'd be among the frauds, but at least you...

    Then you'd be among the frauds, but at least you admit it. Height should be measured with shoes off, I'm a bit over 6'2" with shoes.
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    lol, I'm fraudin' I'm actually slightly over...

    lol, I'm fraudin'

    I'm actually slightly over 6' 1/2" but who wants to see that. I also don't want to put 6'1"
  • I'll do ya one better. 7 or 8 years ago I was...

    I'll do ya one better. 7 or 8 years ago I was taking a dump at a Target and somebody came up and pushed on the door, which I had obviously locked. I was in the end stall and don't remember if the...
  • Ah, changing the rules on the fly now are we? ...

    Ah, changing the rules on the fly now are we? Still not afraid because girls are weak and the examples you posted aren't exactly intimidating, but it would definitely be harder with no fear factor. ...
  • Yes, but I'd have to be careful about using an...

    Yes, but I'd have to be careful about using an intimidation factor. If I can hit the first bitch before the rest can pounce on me, I'm sure that would drop a glass jaw and the rest would be...
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    Yep, and I learned from it. Its a good thing I...

    Yep, and I learned from it. Its a good thing I only had 4 shots, as the Ephedrine somehow acted as an alcohol enhancer. I was tripping balls and kept forgetting where I was. It was as if I had...
  • You mad its all about the head so you're actually...

    You mad its all about the head so you're actually cock-blocked by your own sheath?

    Or that's what I would have said if I actually gave a sh*t about another mans penis.
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  • I peed on Ron Weasley because Lady Gaga told me...

    I peed on Ron Weasley because Lady Gaga told me to.
  • Kent Hrbek - Minnesota Twins First Baseman....

    Kent Hrbek - Minnesota Twins First Baseman.
    Peter Docter - Pixar writer, director, actor and producer.

    Good ole' Wiki, I couldn't remember Peter Docter. My aunt had some classes with Hrbek...
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