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She'll start socking your dink.

If you don't leave that place feeling like **** then you didn't get your moneys worth

I sucked back slurpees all day to keep the swelling down and slowing ate my meals. Eating a ton of ice cream is a great option to if your diet allows it.

Muffin or cupcake. Bitches love when you call them food.

I used to, but I've stopped for the past 6 months. I like it a lot better now, feel more manly. Some girls go crazy for it haha.

I'm loving all the jealousy in here. Props to that guy for baggin a hottie. When I see a hot girl with a fugly looking dude I think "Damn that kid has mad game".

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Riveting tale chap

Sit back and enjoy

Try taking it on a empty stomach then report back

Been rocking 00's for about 3 years now. Not going any bigger

Rambo cause I wear a bandana.

I had no issues with the sun when I was on accutane. Then again I've lived in Florida my whole life so I'm a little more used to it than most people.

If I wasn't getting any ass at the time I wouldn't turn her down. Now If I'm regularly ****ing a better looking chick then I would say no.

I'm the same way. Cardio gets me sweating almost immediately, but I never sweat when I'm weight lifting.

Just had 16 oz of whole milk with 4 scoops of cytogainer = over 1000 calories

I just chugged that bitch, a lot better than slowing suffering through the whole thing.

Not too sure. I got a secret admirer this year that I'm suppose to meet on Valentines day

I had a dream where I was dating this 15 year old girl I know. Thing is I would never date her in real life cause of the age difference being that I'm 19. Does this mean I subconsciously really want...

Lifting up your toes helps a lot.

Just get it in your head that you have to make girls work for your attention just like you have to do for them. Don't shower them with compliments. Girls have enough losers trying to get with them,...