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Happens to me every few months. Last happened a week ago. Thought it was a huge fart, and ended up waddling to the loo with a giant log in my undies.

A bag works well. Or get a jar, go into a bath, turn the jar upside down, fart, and capture the gas in a jar. That is the purest way to do it. I love to sniff my farts too! Though I love farts in...

I still like to do that! And vice verse.

Only for my own.

LOL Awesome. Sounded wet too... especially that second little one.

You mean SNIFF it up lol

I ate an entire box and was shooting four foot blue flames out of my ass. I was never so proud. 12 hours later I **** my pants though.

That's what I'm talking about bro!

This guy is my hero. I'd use real farts though!

Just enjoy it! If your roommate is a guy, he will manage. If the smell gets too bad for even you, then light them on fire.

Thanks for the suggestions! I might even mix one or two ;)

I have a buddy I have to get back at...
Which protein (or other supplement) gives the most volume of gas and the most rank smell?

If you can't trust a fart. Drinking a little milk gives me great farts for hours, but if I eat too much cheese, I will literally sh*t my pants.

Grab a lighter.

Mine smells like a combo of a sewer and a gas chamber all the time. I love it. My GF, not so much but she is a good sport.

Hehe it's fermenting deep inside of you. Gonna make for some awesome farts! Roadtrip!

Reps for being man enough to admit it haha. Sharts and **** happen.

Yes, farting definitely needs to be an Olympic sport!

That's happened to me more times than I care to admit. Farts can be risky.

More like a different brand of ass muscles lol.