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someone has a 0% refractory period.

my wife got sh*t faced with some girlfriends at a club and danced with a guy and drunkingly gave him her number.

she got some real sh*t from me about it..damn near caused a divorce...she is on...

this thread makes me cry from my penis

jesus I remember your old thread about the other car you bought.

OP is CEO'ing it.

can't imagine how many loads have been shot from this thread alone.

OP, does it make you and your wife weirded out that thousands of guys have dumped their loads into kleenex, a nearby cup, paper towels, or the bathroom sink fapping to your wife's pictures?

bought lost it at both those videos...hard to watch while at work lol.

how did they react.

ok, new request to this thread. for those of you who were able to tell the chicks NO or had some sarcastic comeback to rejecting their drink requests...what were the ladies...

as a non-drinker and someone who has never had to buy anyone other then my wife a drink at a bar/club... women actually randomly approach guys and before getting to know them at all..their first...

oh fawk this. Everytime I drive by a car and I see the drivers side window up...a woman's arms barely hanging out of it with a damn cigarette in her fingers..and I look in the back seat and see 1 or...

I am a member of pegym as well, and it seems the consensus I have found is measuring along the top is an accurate assessment. Truth is..when I am putting my dick in my wife...she is getting 8" of...

I don't care what anyone says...Mandingo has one huge fuking dik, period. I don't care if he is 5ft 7 and the women are 4ft 9, his dick is most likely near the 10" stage...unless he is screwing...

damn I need to measure my BPEL...cause I know my NBPL is a bit more then 8 (that is following my downward curve with a soft measuring tape) if I measure from the side or straighten my dik out its...

actually to add to this analogy...I'm pretty sure if someone decided to **** in their hands and wipe it all over their body and then went to sit in a restaurant, bar, a lecture hall, etc... it would...

you are so right. I will see a 9/10, then see her lift a cig to her lips...immediately drops to a 5.

I'd love to have the balls one day to say this to some random girl I don't know.

"You are so...

I feel this way about people who drink to.

"God I need a drink!"

"God I need a smoke"

"I am so stressed, I need a cigerette"...or "today was rough, I just need to get hammered"

I think I squirted a little in my boxers

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haha wow

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