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You won't be saying that when you find out she's been fukking some other dude for months and you still have to pay for her to live in your house while paying child support and she's fukking some...

I would eat shepherds pie out of her arsehole.

Patch sucks. Leaves pepperoni-type marks wherever they were. You have to make sure they're properly adhered or you're not getting the dose right as they may very well have bunched up or come off...

He's turned to smashing assh*les now



He doesn't have the balls to make him happy, it's the balls that he likes so much that makes him happy

Answer is "not enough information given". **** is easy bro.

Come on now, does anybody really study for 13 hours a day?

Why didn't you people just call the ambulance, you farking idiots.

bitches are about as useful as a tailbone and man tits

10 jams is considered acceptable (1% misfire rate)?

type in age of consent in google before you make misleading statements like that

It's funny how he's idolized when anybody else with such incredibly terrible form would be ridiculed.

Okay, I used to, on occasion, stick it up my ex-gf's ass. *A couple of times there was a brown sheen, but the last time I pulled out the elusive brown nugget, stuck to the end of my cawk. *It wasn't...

I'd go with that. Really touching in the beginning, kind of lame during the ending.

human centipede

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If 50% of all accidents include drivers who drank alcohol, then 50% of those didn't drink.

I say make driving sober illegal. Can't argue statistics, bro.

You can actually drink 4 in an hour (but not 4 per hour), and be 200 lbs and still be under the limit.

Just a few years ago he wouldn't have been considered drunk until .1 or above. Just because they change the legal semantics doesn't mean he was really drunk. And like I said, he wouldn't have been...

" She yells "WHAT THE ****!?"
She doesn't say anything else for a sec so I reply "Yeah...."
"Did you pee in me?" She yells back....... my heart SINKS "

Shoulda said no, I just squirted....

There's this hot 19 year-old that I fantasize about eating her ass on a daily occasion.

I work with a Pakistani who is the most honest, trustworthy, funny guy I've met. I would truly trust him with my life. Fuk all you haters.