She randomly messaged me this on Instagram. Don't know her and have never seen her at my gym. She's a 4/10 at best so that's probably why I've never seen her. How do I respond to her calling me out on watching her workout lol?
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Horse girl. Abort, abort! Don't send chit unless you want your dick cut off and stuck on a shrine in her closet.
Ask her how hung her horse is.
[QUOTE=Great_Story_Bro;1476494111]Horse girl. Abort, abort! Don't send chit unless you want your dick cut off and stuck on a shrine in her closet.[/QUOTE]
Noticed the horse as well but that's the least of my worries
Not sure of validity of thread. Battery level at 100%?
Respond with, "I would eat you alive if you came over and sat on my face while I was on the flat bench pressing"
Wait wut
Tell her you'll give her a good work out.
[QUOTE=RICHSTRONG;1476494401]Not sure of validity of thread. Battery level at 100%?[/QUOTE]
I woke up to the message and my phone stays charging over night. Mirin?
[QUOTE=KillaCam11;1476494651]Respond with, "I would eat you alive if you came over and sat on my face while I was on the flat bench pressing"
Wait wut[/QUOTE]
No thanks. I'm confused why she thinks I look at her while she works out when I've never seen her
Things that happened:
Richstrong showed up in this thread.
Things that didn't:
everything that op has written thus far
[QUOTE=Balkanwot;1476494791]No thanks. I'm confused why she thinks I look at her while she works out when I've never seen her[/QUOTE]
she made it up, they always start right off with a lie lol
[QUOTE=Balkanwot;1476493991]She randomly messaged me this on Instagram. Don't know her and have never seen her at my gym. She's a 4/10 at best so that's probably why I've never seen her. How do I respond to her calling me out on watching her workout lol?
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"4/10 at best"....?
Tempted to neg.
[QUOTE=Balkanwot;1476494731]I woke up to the message and my phone stays charging over night. Mirin?[/QUOTE]
Yes. Yes I am
[QUOTE=Balkanwot;1476494791]No thanks. I'm confused why she thinks I look at her while she works out when I've never seen her[/QUOTE]
i think its obviously supposed to be a pickup line/convo starter. it clearly failed and she clearly got it from a miscer
[QUOTE=Swamp Dog;1476494801]Things that happened:
Richstrong showed up in this thread.
Things that didn't:
everything that op has written thus far[/QUOTE]
Uwot
[QUOTE=JaxBrah;1476494991]i think its obviously supposed to be a pickup line/convo starter. it clearly failed and she clearly got it from a miscer[/QUOTE]
lol that's a fukin weird pick up line
"Just imagine if you fit better as a rug or a lamp."
Makes you seem like calm, cool, and relaxed guy. Subtle alpha. It has always gotten a good response for me.
She sounds crazy. Youd be doing yourself a disservice if you didnt smash
You gonna message her back and get this thread rolling or just bore everyone to death?
1. She's 4/10 misc standards, 6/10 irl standards
2. Why not smash & dash? She clearly wants it, free poon = free poon
[QUOTE=EDMFloridaBrah;1476495671]1. She's 4/10 misc standards, 6/10 irl standards
2. Why not smash & dash? She clearly wants it, free poon = free poon[/QUOTE]
She doesn't deserve my balkan penor
Hit & quit
Shes full of sht and thats her awkward way of showing shes interested you.
After she stalked you.
If you want to fuk her. Fuk her.
only one option left now op,
if u want to save yourself, phuck her on the turdcutter
its an oblivious icebreaker...she wants the d, that is what the wink is for...
lmao who's this?
perfect answer to rek her
[QUOTE=Nicklol;1476495941]Shes full of sht and thats her awkward way of showing shes interested you.
After she stalked you.
If you want to fuk her. Fuk her.[/QUOTE]
This
[QUOTE=TelephoneLines;1476495511]You gonna message her back and get this thread rolling or just bore everyone to death?[/QUOTE]
And this
Balkanbrah, please put a horse head on and smash for the lulz
Signed,
A fellow balkanbrah
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She sounds like a miscer so make sure you wrap it up to ensure no children with added chromosomes are spawned from this
[QUOTE=Balkanwot;1476495871]She doesn't deserve my balkan penor[/QUOTE]
Kinda gross and beta that u made this thread knowing full well u were too poosy to message back
Chick's got some front that's for sure. Might steal her opener, seems pretty legit.