I want to make my penis bigger

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11-20-2005, 09:18 PM
superhombre2k

I want to make my penis bigger

OK I'm taking creatine and NO twice a day and already my dick is getting bigger. I was thinking because it's getting bigger from my supplements maybe I should work it out too...

cock pushups - 2 sets to failure
dick raises - 2x10
third-legged deadlift - 2x8

Since cock pushups are a bodyweight exercise, I should just go to failure and I'll be able to do them more and more as I progress. The dick raises are more of an isolation so higher reps with medium weight seems logical. I definitely want to do heavy on the TLDL's though, to really produce some growth stimuli.

What do you guys think of my split? I don't want to overtrain my love muscle because I use it a lot already. How many times a week can I work it?
11-20-2005, 09:27 PM
Pace

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11-21-2005, 12:04 AM
bc_2005

WOW! lol
11-21-2005, 01:02 AM
sloshy

Make sure you don't do these exercises too close to game day otherwise your performance may be impaired. :D
11-21-2005, 01:17 AM
$P!Ke$Tr!kE

Stop Making useful threads and get a life !
11-21-2005, 01:43 AM
Tsumaru

Yeah, [b]useful[/b] threads are terrible.
11-21-2005, 02:47 AM
Pace

[QUOTE=Tsumaru]Yeah, [b]useful[/b] threads are terrible.[/QUOTE]
lol
11-21-2005, 04:01 AM
ironchest

LMFAO

SO stupid yet funny. well thats enough about me.............
11-21-2005, 04:11 AM
cowboyathlete

Every time I get an erection my penis gets bigger.
11-21-2005, 05:12 AM
superhombre2k

I was thinking, maybe I should be doing some dumbbell work because one ball hangs lower than the other and I want to even them out. I've read imbalances in strength can cause problems when it comes to performance... next thing you know, your whole package is steering just a little to the left!

Also, what about cock pushups on a Swiss ball? I'd be willing to bet those would really get my core involved and be great for balance.
11-21-2005, 05:51 AM
Pace

[QUOTE=cowboyathlete]Every time I get an erection my penis gets bigger.[/QUOTE]
:D
11-21-2005, 05:53 AM
Pace

Try shaving your pubes :cool:
11-21-2005, 03:44 PM
superhombre2k

[QUOTE=Pace]Try shaving your pubes :cool:[/QUOTE]

Hmm... I suppose that would streamline me so I can improve performance, albeit if marginally. I want to make huge gains!
11-21-2005, 03:46 PM
Pace

[QUOTE=superhombre2k]Hmm... I suppose that would streamline me so I can improve performance, albeit if marginally. I want to make huge gains![/QUOTE]
are you serious lol
11-21-2005, 03:57 PM
Masta ZuZ

a little bit of fun everynow and then i a great thing...now, Tenacious D preached about cock pushups...do them to failure....