Calling out all miscers who are "Working" right now V23:Black beards and black coffee
[b][i]Calling out all miscers who are "Working" right now V23: Black beards and blacker coffee.[/b][/i]
I will be your OP for this ride, after 20 versions ITT I have been chosen to lead.
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This thread fueled by:
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[b]Welcome to MWC Crew crew.[/b]
[i]Requirements to join:[/i]
1. Be currently or formerly employed
2. Neg Maxx (zj95maxx)
[i]Complete the following brief questionnaire below:[/i]
1. What is your job?
2. Where are you located?
3. What can you bring to this crew?
4. If the bar doesn't touch your chest on bench press, does it count?
5. Where do you wait for the squat rack?
6. What was "#thecomebackaugust15"?
7. Do you wanna party?
8. How often do you river tube wif da bois?
9. What would you have geoff rate/350?
10. What do you consider a date?
11. Coffee. Black or naw?
[b]The following post reflects how joining this crew can change your life for the better.[/b]
I joined the misc with the hopes of learning more about lifting and nutrition.
That was a huge mistake LOL
Came to find this place full of trolls, *******s, and red non avi non lifters.
But I like to make the best out of everything, so amongst the darkness and sadness of the misc, a rude first interaction with TellItAgain brought me to this thread back in V3.
It's been more than a year since then.
EDMoatz got a perma for having overnight guests, Superjess came and caused some mayhem in this crew, and we were all witnesses of Geoffs GOAT wedding.
I'm thankful to be able to use this board to talk to all of you guys. Every single one of you make life more bearable and funnier.
Thanks for that, it really means a lot to me.
Now, all of you are so awesome I can't fully and effortlessly describe all of you, but as a homage to my 14000 post here goes nothing:
[b]TellItAgain[/b]
-my first response was "kindly, pls Fuk off." But instead of being a sore *******, he showed me the ways of friendship and introduced me to this thread. Who would've thought that that would've led to a deadlift session, ezoo 2014 shenanigans, post competition (with me in a mashed potato brain status) Svedka and burgers, and iced coks on a weekly basis. I'm gonna print all his posts and send them to the Webster dictionary, along with his HBB mugshot so they can include his name under the definition of friendship.
[b]LGuzman[/b]
-another MWC OG and fellow NYC, couch occupier goon. Him and tellit were the first "miscers" I met IRL. And after a productive deadlift session, we shared some burgers and made some friendship gainzzz. Even though he's a ****gala and left NYC (hopefully for the better), he still stays in touch with me and for that I also truly appreciate him.
[b]Lulbrah[/b]
-if the odds are ever in my favor and it doesn't rain, I get to see this Asian beauty. While one other friend couldn't be there supporting at my second competition, lulbrah showed up and came thru. We shared some warm coks around the financial district and had a nice chat.
He is coming soon so there will be more friendship gainzzz. But from a distance, he brings the lulz and is also another MWC forefather.
[b]Stone_Free[/b]
-Croatian HBB of peace and prosperity. Meeting him out of luck but enjoying the time 350%.
Has a feat accent, will leave a snail trail, and will definitely show you a good time. I was legit Merlin I couldn't go with him (and the others) to edc. But one day.... One day...
We will however have a blast Labor Day weekend at Ezoo 2015, along with TellItAgain
[b]WeightsB4Dates[/b]
-the best from the west coast. Never have I talked with anyone that far away from me about fitness and life like I had with him. We even video called each other once, and the day where we lift and make a collab YouTube video will definitely come.
Stay tuned.
He's definitely my bro and by bro I mean my bro.
[b]Waias[/b]
-he gives me chit sometimes, but he's allowed to because mass HBB. I still remember the first (and only) time we skyped, and even though it was swift (no Taylor) it was lulzy nonetheless.
I wish this ****gala would not go tubbing wif the boyz and come to NYC instead.
[b]Psai[/b]
-he might ignore the advice he gets ITT, but give him Jack Daniels and he's the best wingman you could ask for. The next person that could compare to Sean is Barney Stinson. True story.
Has no accent, definitely does not only eat curry, and WILL show you a good time, even if you're not a middle aged woman on a rooftop bar elevator.
Just don't keep hummus and guac close by.
OR wear something you don't care about.
[b]HeatherMarie9[/b]
-she used to be the new member, but has stuck around so she fam now. Plus we went from yellow heart to red heart. Snap game strong. I am not allowed to tell her that I miss her, because I haven't met her IRL yet. But she's cool AF and we will lift one day. Inzer, donuts and Netflix, bitches.
[b]Geoffs[/b]
-we all just wanna be him. From 350/350 pets to a 350/350 home along a 350/350 Mrs O (<-post is 350% respectful), there's nothing about him you wouldn't be jelly about.
He will accept you even if you're a Chelsea fan.
[b]Lendogg[/b]
-if rage is what you want, he will Shirley deliver.
Lendogg is the rage overlord but a good friend and quality poster. Plus he takes all the chit I give him like a good sport.
Lookout for him on preworkout ads.
[b]biggoron[/b]
-he's always grumpy, and likes things very plain. From sex to bagels.
But he is a true friend and with enough WKing (and noodles) you might get to ride his limo. Ayyyyyy.
And maybe he lets you ride his limousine too.
[b]ashley[/b]
-if there's someone not adhering to her work dress code and with some bizarre interactions, it's her. No matter how low something can go, he probably has a story that tops that one.
She's also TRENning hard for a show. G'luck
[b]crackzaa[/b]
-he's like a game tester with a thing for girls he can't have :/. Doesn't like negativity but when he's around he will write about his love life experiences and they'll be interesting every now and then.
[b]J1n[/b]
-he's the one who knocks. You want some legit, top of the line ales? This ex yakuza knows the recipe and if you're cool enough he'll fedex you a bottle or two.
He also lifts at home and it makes me jelly. But he is not jelly about my tuna patties :/
[b]Crans[/b]
-yeah, he looks like master Roshi, I get it. But his recent beard development make him look like a true Spartan, or a Serj Tankian on scalene triangles.
If you want to hear about a million liters of water a day, and endless sets with infinite reps, he is the guy you want to talk to.
[b]Motiviert[/b]
-he's too huge to fit in the choppa. But maybe that's good because on land, he can OHP about 4 saligias. So don't Fuk with him.
His King Arthur avi was goat.
[b]Luzz[/b]
-he's a cop in the making. So if you're black and walking around town at night, run for your life. Srs.
But he's super friendly so he won't just go shooting young Urbans around.
[b]JB[/b]
-nikkah is the MWC overlord. Lurked so much so he knows what's up. And both our phones spell it JOOCEY
[b]Saligia[/b]
-at sub 100lbs, I would not want to mess with her. She's very direct and will tell it as it is. She is the only MWC member that sent me a handwritten letter, alongside her worn panties and a tub of biogro (an autographed picture of her on her kinky suit would've made it a 375/350 gift but beggars can't be choosers). Best Xmas evurrrrr
Looking forward to the miscing days of the shrimp
[b]dawginitup[/b]
-he dubbed me tan Demi God. Need I say more?
Frank is the GOAT fat dog and he's cute AF, although sometimes horny.
[b]thecore[/b]
-new dad and gas an smiling doge
[b]jerkeife[/b]
-HBB wife and 349/350 pet. He likes rum so Bacardi is on me.
[b]cdub[/b]
-I wanna lift with him and drink coronas afterwards. Also with an HBB other half
[b]datboigene [/b]
-he has a thing for older ladies and bushes, and seems to call all the women he comes across "Headurrrr"
I need a black friend so he might as well be it.
[b]Tweedurr[/b]
-we just bonded after a 3AM convo. He's really smart and his sense of humor is just as fukked up as mine so we are like best buds. And he might have a thing for 12 year old butts. Weird
[b]skinny, Volta, Larry[/b]
-these kids live in CT so they're close by, and judging per YouTube videos they definitely seem a good time.
Volta is so unaware, Larry is busy and skinny is the only one from the crew to come back from a perma ban. Oh and his coworker is fukking his mom on the DL. Poor guy.
[b]mljb[/b]
-my Edward Cullen one direction look alike. He says he's tanned but nikkah is pale AF
[b]achilles[/b]
-before read hearts with Heather was a thing... We had a 98 days snap streak. But he chose pussy over bros and broke it. Fak :/
[b]peteyyy[/b]
-ape athletics thread ----->[img]http://i.imgur.com/QdsnbF7b.jpg?1[/img]
[b]maxx[/b]
-entrepreneur ******* from DC. We ever forward crew, and sumo deadlifts. If I ever want to return something at Walgreens, it would be him who would help me do that.
d3lfuego[/b]
-has an aesthetic car and his HBB sometimes cameos his snaps. We text on the reg so he cool beans
[b]serb[/b]
-one day he'll get snap back and we will be frandz again.
He is the PPL lord and savior.
Amen
[b]torak[/b]
-348.5/350 snap drawings skills. Period.
[b]mccabbage and gayfire[/b]
-tellit is my iced cok partner so those flaming homosexuals can go and muck their bins.
[b]edmoatz[/b]
-RIP in peace
[b]dannyG[/b]
-he mentioned wawa once. Would go to wawa with/350
[b]bitty[/b]
-my goal in life is to post "sexxors" on my weekend cliffs at specific times.
And even though I have a bad eye for this, I still think she looks like Sarah Connor.
[b]weaver[/b]
-has a protein addiction and an awesome avi. Gotta hit up them maple trees to get unlimited maple syrup gainzzz
[b]spacejambrah[/b]
-smash and dash OG. Unless it's with becca
-sent from iPhone
That's all I've got. If I forgot about you don't be made. I love you all and thank you for every moment with me, even if it's been at a distance.
May we all one day break the barriers of Internet and share an iced cok together.
You've taught me to be nice to others, and that no matter how weird chit can be, there's always something weirder and funny.
I would help anyone of you in a heartbeat because you're more than internet strangers that talk in a ******** fitness group (as per Psai), you are all my friends.
Love you all.
_Phoenix9369
