Mind-blown: guys wipe their ass sitting down?
I read this on Deadspin today and apparently there's nearly an even 50-50 split between standers and sitters. I always thought the only people who sit to wipe were women and fatasses who get tired fast.
[url]http://deadspin.com/#!5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope[/url]
How do you sitters not get sh*t all over your hand? It's far easier to stand, pull your butt cheek with your non-dominant hand, and clean. If people spy your junk hanging through the crack in the stall door, so be it.