Ha ha. Just kidding.
I don't know how well I'll keep this up, but here you go.
Today:
Speedy bench, 50# chain:
8@bar
8@bar+chain
3@95+chain (x3, different grips)
3@115+chain (x3, different grips)
Seated Rows:
8@90 (x4)
3bd:
5@225 (x3)
Pull ups, 25# plate around waist:
5x5