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I misc, fap, watch anime and drink by myself. Obviously I can't say this
I can't say anything like:
- watch normie TV shows/movies: people will ask about specific shows/movies
- gym: I don't look like I lift
- bars/clubs/restaurants: they'll start asking about specific places and talk about them and I will have no idea what to say
I end up saying nothing
tell them you misc brah
I really hope you pull through
Get a legit hobby bro.
My weekend was playing drums and guitar all day and watching football getting wasted.
That's literally all I did all weekend long and felt ****ing GREAT, like so fulfilling.
Was ****ing happy as a clam, proud as **** to tell people what I'm into and living how I want.
Doesn't necessarily have to be music, just something that you're into and probably should also be interactive.
This one's not as hard as people make it out to be and you know when you're "****ing up" and when you aren't.
Tell them you make lamps out of womens skin
Bro most people who go to the gym don't look like they lift... you can tell people you lift and they wont judge lmao
I've actually started to going outside a bit, taking walks by myself through interesting NYC neighborhoods but that makes me look like a FA hanging out by myself
You could memorize Yelp reviews almost to the point that you actually feel like you were there and it's almost like you wrote the review yourself.
Or
Get hobbies.
I play multiple sports and go for hikes/jogs in a state park.
Work around the house
Listen to podcasts
It's always nice to get outside and do something in the fall.
Tell them you are an aspiring bodybuilder.
Tell them your an aspiring actor, when they say which genre mutter G4P but don't say what it stands for. This will add mystique
Tell them you're rotting. Why do you people need to make sht up? Maybe they can help you OP, someone has too.
[QUOTE=Fishoilman;1519133861]Tell them you're rotting. Why do you people need to make sht up?[/QUOTE]
Yeah bud cause telling someone your literally rotting is going to get you friends..
[QUOTE=InVentive44;1519134001]Yeah bud cause telling someone your literally rotting is going to get you friends..[/QUOTE]
I mean it might, for all we know a bunch of OP's coworkers are in a similar situation. Even if they aren't, I think its actually p fkn funny to say. Why do you have to approach this sht autistically as if you owe them any sort of straight forward answer?
"ah you know I live pretty active lifestyle, like going to the gym and hanging out with friends and family...it seems like there is always something to do, or errands to run!"
Totally generic but also totally acceptable answer they will eat up. They don't really care. It's smalltalk.
Tell them you're an aspiring pron star and just practice practice practice.
[QUOTE=InVentive44;1519134001]Yeah bud cause telling someone your literally rotting is going to get you friends..[/QUOTE]
Being honest exudes confidence and opens up opportunities for legit relationships. If OP doesnt go full aspie he can be honest about his weekend and not even seem weird srs.
If he just says "Didn't do chit, wasn't much going on so I just kicked back a few beers at home and caught up on some tv." and followed it up with "looking for something fun to do this weekend" it would come off totally normal. Everyone can relate to that, and he'd likely get invited to hang out since he seems honest, chill, and mentioned his weekend is open.
Tell them you're a fapping enthusiast.
Brb making up what you did on the weekend so co-workers don't think you're a loser crew
miscin and drinking alone = a night drinking with friends
conversation is all bullchit anyways
That feel when can't tell coworkers what I do for fun for opposite reasons:
Reality: get the text for party location at 11pm, find the shady location, do the damn thang till 6am, drink, smoke, take stuff for funs
When someone asks: "haha not much jim just do stuff around the house last weekend and saw my folks, yup good ol family haha"
Just lmao at your life bro
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[QUOTE=AhDo;1519131581]I misc, fap, watch anime and drink by myself. Obviously I can't say this
I can't say anything like:
- watch normie TV shows/movies: people will ask about specific shows/movies
- gym: I don't look like I lift
- bars/clubs/restaurants: they'll start asking about specific places and talk about them and I will have no idea what to say
I end up saying nothing[/QUOTE]
Good thing about texas. Just look 'em dead in the eyes, say, "I hunt and I fish" and they nod at you with respect. No more needs to be said, they understand you are a world weary man that has experienced the pleasures of life.
i remember OP was the OG misc FA.