Corpses in the gym on International Chest Day
I swear I'm not making this up. This has got to be the weirdest thing I've ever seen at the gym.
Most of the time I couldn't possibly care less about what other people are doing in the gym but I couldn't help but notice this. I was working out around midnight and I thought that I had the gym to myself. It actually startled me when I walked past the leg extension machine and realized that there was someone sitting there. It was a guy dressed in dark sweatpants and a sweatshirt. The weird thing is that he had the sweatshirt pulled up over his head so basically only a little bit of the hair on the top of his head was showing. As I'm doing my routine he never moved a muscle. 10 minutes later he hasn't moved. 20 minutes later he hasn't moved. After 30 minutes I was starting to think that someone had dumped a body off in the gym (kind of like Chevy Chase in Vacation).
Finally some other guy showed up and started doing deads. He was really banging the weights on the ground and it was really loud. Suddenly the leg extension ninja began to move. He pulled down the sweatshirt to reveal his head. He did one set on the machine and then proceeded to pull the sweatshirt back over his head. He didn't move a muscle again and was like that when I eventually left.
Okayyyyyyyyyyy