RANT: This isn't the Rant. The Real Rant is living like a king in Patagonia.

But, we'll keep up the fight anyway.

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[b][size=3]W[/size]e, the Ranters[/b], are a bunch of grumpy old bastards with impaired senses of humor and nothing good to say about anyone; to give us something to do when there's nothing else going on in our pathetic lives. So, if you're not a grumpy old bastard with an impaired sense of humor and no life (good for you!), there is no need to post here since you won't fit in.

The Regulars here view things like reputation points with a grain of salt, so if you're overly attached to yours, maybe it's best not to post here. Like they say, if you can't take the heat....

If you decide that you are, indeed, worthless enough as a human to want to post here and have followed along long enough to think you know what this thread's about, then enter at your own risk. But don't complain if you get put in a Rose Garden, cause we're capable of it...you understand that?


On with the show...

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br0th

In for the schism.

17rd

[QUOTE=chazzy1864;565528443]I vote this premie get nixxed as well. Opening post was rehashed.[/QUOTE]

No.

This is it.

Get yo' first Rant on Voxman.

[QUOTE=chazzy1864;565528443]I vote this premie get nixxed as well. Opening post was rehashed.[/QUOTE]

Opening post is the new preamble, noOb.

congress enacted it in the last rant

Well we got 67 more to go on the other. Get to crackin' bitches.

When I get free motherf[color=black]u[/color]ckers better watch they ass, soon as I get released Imma clock some cash, did some time locked down but I'm back on the streets, they'll be trouble when they see me

Three Rants?


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[QUOTE=kvk1;565528823]No.

This is it.

Get yo' first Rant on Voxman.[/QUOTE]

It was time, son.

It was time.

patabronia

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5th.

As the Midterms Turn:

There was a hailstorm during the test. Then the sun came out and another hailstorm followed by rain. There was a two point bonus answer about what special effects will show as trains cross during a fight scene. I put "A Tarantino style fight scene with a 360 degree camera, showing both perspectives as both trains cross." I think he'll Bert-stare for a second and get lulz.

Any quick tips on repairing corrosion on a battery terminal? I might have time to take the vehicle in after class.

I didn't really want to start the new rant...but Chazzy pressured me to do it...and that is the ONLY thing he pressured me to do!!!

[QUOTE=Ctrainer;565532243]I didn't really want to start the new rant...but Chazzy pressured me to do it...and that is the ONLY thing he pressured me to do!!![/QUOTE]

Well abort i...I mean delete it.

[QUOTE=theshoupguy;565531113]patabronia

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Elbows too pointy.

where's Patagonia?

ohsh!t we need foodpr0n too

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[QUOTE=MattyG;565533073]where's Patagonia?[/QUOTE]

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+ for B-Dogg
[img]http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mikejones.jpg[/img] ?

[QUOTE=Ctrainer;565532243]I didn't really want to start the new rant...but Chazzy pressured me to do it...and that is the ONLY thing he pressured me to do!!![/QUOTE]

Damn right, I didn't have to pressure her to get my finger in dat ass. :cool:

[QUOTE=chazzy1864;565533513]Damn right, I didn't have to pressure her to get my finger in dat ass. :cool:[/QUOTE]

No
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?

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[QUOTE=theshoupguy;565534063]No
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?[/QUOTE]

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looks like Martha was pleased to meet you...

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More like BROH YEAH!

ELL OH ELL.

In for debauchery.

It's the second thread in the row that wasn't made a sticky. OP, you're losing your mojo

[QUOTE=ZoranM;565538833]It's the second thread in the row that wasn't made a sticky. OP, you're losing your mojo[/QUOTE]

There's still time.

And this is Vox's first rant, so... it could also potentially turn into the first rant sticky? :eek:

(Where's Dom been hiding out at?)

in for more ridiculously long weiners



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That would put the Rant volumes into Misc. territory of "most hilarious threads to date". We don't cross into their playground and they don't pee in our hottub. It works. Let it rant.

[QUOTE=BigD_SEVA;565539353]1st page[/QUOTE]

Just barely.



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