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[QUOTE=DevBG;972793243]girls try to start a lecture "musical"
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best reality show exit ever (srs)
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guy proposes to his gf to national tv
[youtube]UyTghQI_yTc[/youtube]
reddit meetup
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FUARRKKK that exit is the funniest chit i've seen in a loooong time
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finally found the video ..... good luck brahs cringe level is over 9000
[youtube]De4rF7GRMyk[/youtube]
[img]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/185003_407073649350452_4719019_n.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Fluttershy;972721233]I just noticed, why do all the aspie looking ones have weird wet hair?[/QUOTE]
Greasy
[QUOTE=asmith474;972870983]finally found the video ..... good luck brahs cringe level is over 9000
[youtube]De4rF7GRMyk[/youtube][/QUOTE] Lold hard at the clapping at the end. Hard to watch
Holy **** why do I keep putting myself through this thread?
[QUOTE=GuybrushThreepwood;972716773][img]http://i.imgur.com/y4xfi.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
wow....just wow....
******* to the max.
This crap works though. I used to do it and women love you for it. It shows sensitivity
[QUOTE=ImTooBeta;972801713]Just realized 2nd picture is too wide. I'll just type out what it says:
"I was a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.
Next thing she loses- because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"
I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yea,whatever"
Then she loses again, and this ahole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullcrap like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.
Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fgot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.
What the **** just happened!?!?!?!?"[/QUOTE]
What the f*ck man, I'd slap the b*tch and tell her its over there and then- punch that ******* out for embarrassing me in front of mates like that and walk out with the last of the 40s...
Please please tell me someone this beta doesn't exist!
[QUOTE=Curious Joe;972877853]This crap works though. I used to do it and women love you for it. It shows sensitivity[/QUOTE]
strongest join date to posts ratio ive ever seen
[QUOTE=Curious Joe;972877853]This crap works though. I used to do it and women love you for it. It shows sensitivity[/QUOTE]
lol, on what planet?
[QUOTE=Zachary533;972881833]Please please tell me someone this beta doesn't exist![/QUOTE]
it's a really common copy pasta and it's posted in almost every beta thread
not sure how legit the original is, but i remember seeing someone saying it was originally from a literotica website so it's probably fake
jimmies status = unrustled
[QUOTE=bongowongo;972871943][img]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/185003_407073649350452_4719019_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Ive seen this over 20 times and i still lol at how ugly the kid on the right is...lmao fuk, kid looks so damn awkward
GOD THOSE "HEY GIRL PANELS" WTF IS WITH THIS DECLINE OF MASCULINITY.
RAGING, GOOD THING IM HEADING TO THE GYM NOW.
jimmiesrustled/10
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agoge[/url]
i've said it before and i'll say it again, the agoge is the way to go. if we made some minor adjustments and took away the gay sh*t the agoge could and should be implemented all around the western world, then all this beta stuff would go away.
phuck me dead.. betas.... betas everywhere
[QUOTE=Archangel_Lost;972726413]guarantee'd cringe
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broooooo
will rep for more of dem "girls, did you know" photos
funny as phuck
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[QUOTE=paolo234;972892933]GOD THOSE "HEY GIRL PANELS" WTF IS WITH THIS DECLINE OF MASCULINITY.
RAGING, GOOD THING IM HEADING TO THE GYM NOW.
jimmiesrustled/10[/QUOTE]
Yea and those ****gytime facial expressions, makes me rage too
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i just lol'd in my room for like 15 seconds... good god
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edit: strong "were"
[QUOTE=soltinus;972900843][youtube]TXOAADAMuiQ[/youtube][/QUOTE]
lmfao man im dying over here this thread must continue
LMAOOOO , moarrrrrrrrrrrr!!! I find these fukin hilarious
[QUOTE=DevBG;972793243]girls try to start a lecture "musical"
best reality show exit ever (srs)
[youtube]X16G2hsVI9w[/youtube]
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0:50 he just went full retard.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
moar
[url]http://community.artofmanliness.com/forum/topics/the-future-scares-me[/url]
[quote][b]Two months after my son was born, my wife came forward and said she was in love with her ex fiance who lived in Minnesota. This devastated me. She began to deny me physically, emotionally and socially. She began to spend hours on the phone and thousands of texts a month speaking to her new found love. Unable to cope with the situation, I lost my job. The stress from being rejected by her, as well as trying to protect my children from the situation, took a toll and had caused my health to diminish rapidly.
Knowing that I was in a poor state, she had moved her new love into our home while I was on a hunting trip with friends...( mind you the hunting trip was to be a stress reliever)
When I returned from the hunting trip, I walked into my home to a 6'7 400 lb monster of a man sitting in my reclining chair, drinking a beer and holding my son.[/b][/quote]
[quote][b]My wife and I had not divorced at this point, because she had become stricken with cancer and I decided to take it upon myself to take care of her.
I still loved her, even after everything that had happened.
After the cancer had gone into remission, we began our relationship again.
As if it were a clean slate...
[/b][/quote]
[quote][b]I would get the phone bill and it would have hours upon hours of phone calls to a certain man named chris.
Chris was a nurse at our local hospital who was treating her during her time of cancer. They had begun to speak during my hours of work only. One day I had come home early and his car had pulled into my driveway as I did. He got out and was stunned to see me. I questioned him as to why he was there and he became physical over the situation. I quickly calmed him down when I drew my concealed carry firearm. Without a seconds hesitation, he backed off and never showed his face again. He never called or texted...This infuriated my wife.
To her, this was some sort of attack on her freedom. I was putting her in a birdcage and the walls were slowly closing in on her.[/b][/quote]
[quote][b]After some time, a second similar situation came up. A new hire at her job had taken interest in her and they became phone buddies, like the last two.
After revealing to her that I in fact knew this man from high school, and that he was a drug dealer. She quickly did away with him....or so i thought.
I found out that she had in fact been seeing him on her days off, while i worked at the factory.[/b][/quote]
[quote][b]a few arguments later, we were back to normal.
This went on for a year. She now manages her own store, and hired in a man named Michael.
As of last week, I discovered that they both have been seen outside of work, while im at work yet again...[/b][/quote]
Cliffs: Guy is 24 years old and married with two kids.
Wife is seeing other guy, brings him into their home while he is on a hunting trip.
He kicks other man and wife out the house.
Wife develops cancer, guy helps her through it.
Cancer goes into remission, wife has about three or four more affairs and TAUNTS him about the affairs.
Guy still hasn't divorced her.
If you like your jimmies rustled, read the entire story at the link.
Guy responds to thread:
[quote]I will be talking with my wife tomorrow morning when she arrives from work. [b]My best friend, who works with her, has caught her with her new hire in her car having sex.[/b] I've already packed her things for her and will be booting her out the door after we have a long conversation about how a marriage should work.[/quote]
[QUOTE=SteinIdar;972896953][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agoge[/url]
i've said it before and i'll say it again, the agoge is the way to go. if we made some minor adjustments and took away the gay sh*t the agoge could and should be implemented all around the western world, then all this beta stuff would go away.[/QUOTE]
[quote]At around age 12 the boys would enter into an institutionalized relationship with a young adult male Spartan. Plutarch described this form of Spartan pederasty wherein somewhat older warriors would engage promising youths in a long-lasting relationship with a pedagogic motive. The boy was expected to request the relationship, which was seen as a method to pass on knowledge and maintain loyalty on the battlefield. [/quote]
Nope.
[QUOTE=soltinus;972900843][youtube]TXOAADAMuiQ[/youtube][/QUOTE]
Fukking lol'd so hard hahahahaha.
"Everything going to be ok my friend??"
"oaiofwqni--... I'm sure its going to be"
"Alright, give me kiss"
"ooooooooh reallly... afsoinoianfsf heh safiubafi"
tangently related but i cringe everytime i see someone do this in public
[youtube]Ka4coAT3YQ4[/youtube]
Good god this was a hard thread to get through.