My husband has a freakishly large penis (10+ inches flaccid and 16+ when erect and ve

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[quote]Hi
My issues are two fold and kind of odd and embarrassing ,but here it goes. My husband has a freakishly large penis (10+ inches flaccid and 16+ when erect and very thick)and we are always having issues. When he is in clothes, I can always see his penis through his pants and I am obsessively jealous with the fact that I know other people see it as well. It causes big fights all the time. The other issue is that after intercourse (when the adrenaline wears off), very often I am in so much pain it brings tears to my eyes. I love my husband very much, but Im at a loss. Can you help?[/quote]



[b]WHAT IN THE PHUK AM I READING!?



I did a google search for "Too Big or To Big" to see which one was grammatically correct.[/b]


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why you looking up huge male penis?

lol nice troll

husband must be a miscer

you really dont know the difference between to and too?

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rofl 16 inches

in woman's measurements that's like a 9

16"?

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16 inches huh? So in reality... 7 inches?

My GF guessed my dick at 9 inches. Feelsgoodman.jpeg


^^^^ Wizard.

I hate when the adrenaline kicks in the bed goes straight through the drywall into the next room?

dafaq? Adrenaline rush in the sack. Pretty sure I'd kill whomever was in there lol.

I know that feel

Reps to anyone that can help me remove my wifes post from google. please

So her husband has a dick 3 inches smaller than the Misc avg? Interesting

i know dis feel OP. My glutes are like soooooo big that I cant even wear pants

Either she is measuring with her feeble mind or she is dating a centaur

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Far more concerned about the fact that you're 23 and don't understand elementary school grammar than i am with the obvious troll post.

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I am the husband.

don't know if this will help or not, my former boy frind had a lg penis too, it would hurt when we made love, I talked to him and asked if he wouldn't put it in all the way cause it was causing discomfort fer me, he agreed and it was real good after that, you can try that and soo if it works and the other thing is before he puts it in, I'm not sure how to decribe it but the two pieces of skin that hanges in front of the vigina, kind ok looks like two balls thats been deflated, take a hold of them and move the out of the way, it may sound gross like clearing the path way fer the tree.I don't mean to affend you in anyway, but what do you expect from a hill--billy, just thought I'd give you my two cents worth. about seeing his penis through his pants, try having him wear black undergarments or what ever he wears, they are harder to see through, have a good day.

PM iamatwink. He'll love this.

[QUOTE=LikeEmThik;967632713]Far more concerned about the fact that you're 23 and don't understand elementary school grammar than i am with the obvious troll post.[/QUOTE]

strong fuking username to thread content

Pretty sure I read that the largest cawk ever recorded was like 13"

you seriously don't know the difference between to and too?

[QUOTE=ohsnapzach;967628933]
I did a google search for "Too Big or To Big" to see which one was grammatically correct.[/b]

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Either you are moranic for not knowing the difference between "too" and "to" or you are lying and searched for "huge fat cock".

Which one is it OP

[QUOTE=LikeEmThik;967632713]Far more concerned about the fact that you're 23 and don't understand elementary school grammar than i am with the obvious troll post.[/QUOTE]

I had trouble with english as a youth, so I often google things.
I also have a dictionary app on my phone :( feelsbadman

So this is the new way for women to get attention? It's prob 1", and 3" erect... lol. You can tell by what she says herself! She wants other women to get jealous.

op, this thread is to dumb.

is such a thing even possible?

16 inches is a elephant dick, no woman can take that in and survive. 16 inches would reach her heart if he went th rough her rectum walls. but his cock would probably melt in the stomach acid.

[quote]DeeDeeBurton:
@sdfgsdf
I have a similar situation. I have been married over 17 years and My husband is huge as well--not to get too much into numbers but he is over [b]14 inches soft (He used to be 13 soft but for some reason its grown)[/b] and hard--well its gigantic. we are alwasy getting in fights about him "bulging" too much in his clothes- and I know he does it to get a reaction from me! But as far as the lovemaking it took years for me to be able to "fit" him to where it was pleasurable. (Although now with his recent growth spurt I am back at square one!). Just take it slowly you will find yourself stretching to fit more and more. (My husband is crazy thick too which does nto help!). Just let him know that after you can fit him he can never leave you! Believe me there is a certain satisfaction that I am one of the only women that can satsify him fully! Just be patient![/quote]

???

[QUOTE=Peoboe;967630973]I know that feel[/QUOTE]

your husband has a 16 inch dick?

Loling at the way the comments spiraled out of control

I know what you mean. My hubby is 25 inches and his cousin is only 21. I know because we were fishings and they caught a carp that was 24 inches and they put it up to there penis and only my hubby was biger. but I've have sex with both and they are both are good.

Officially Confirmed: Bishes can't measure.

[QUOTE=momo5;967636643]16 inches is a elephant dick, no woman can take that in and survive. 16 inches would reach her heart if he went th rough her rectum walls. but his cock would probably melt in the stomach acid.[/QUOTE]

lol, thanks for that vivid depiction...

the real gold in this thread is a 23 year old not knowing the difference between to and too. at least he actually checked though instead of guessing and using terrible grammar.

In B4 10+ inches flaccid and 16+ inches erect becomes new misc standard...

[QUOTE=craig84;967641163]the real gold in this thread is a 23 year old not knowing the difference between to and too. at least he actually checked though instead of guessing and using terrible grammar.[/QUOTE]

OP on dat dere gramatical disability

[QUOTE=blankwave;967633903][b]Either you are moranic for not knowing the difference between "too" and "to"[/b]or you are lying and searched for "huge fat cock".

Which one is it OP[/QUOTE]


this..

never go full retard op

another case of women not knowing measurements.. no one on earth is that big - the record is 14 inches

I think the people in that thread are getting inches and centimetres mixed up.

i cant spell and the ladies cant measure

lol bish married a donkey?

I can confirm I am husband.

isnt the biggest in the world 13, e stats these days.. 2.5 times actual

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16" sub

#beebeecee problems

[QUOTE=bpatel82;967641563]In B4 10+ inches flaccid and 16+ inches erect becomes new misc standard...[/QUOTE]


10+ inches flaccid and 16+ inches erect crew checking in

[quote]
I'm a prodigiously endowed man myself. My wife had the same issues with my penis size that you described in your post. Thank heavens we found a solution.

When I'm "in the mood" I simply press a pillowcase saturated with ether to her face for a few moments. She drifts off into a blissful slumber, while I have my way with her various orifices.

Next morning, she's in pain, caked with dried blood (her own), and plenty angry, but I just remind her that's what she gets for falling asleep on "date night."

Gotta love that woman! [/quote]
lol now that's definitely a miscer.

Upsets me that you didn't know how to use to/too.