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[QUOTE=krete77;976355103]you know what u get if u figure this out: (i just did; no cheating!)
Fallacy given:
The given: Assume A=B;
multiply both sides by A;
=>A^2 = AB
Subtract B^2 from both sides;
=>A^2 - B^2 = AB - B^2
Factor out both sides;
=> (A-B)(A+B) = (B(A-B)
Divide both sides by A-B
=> (A+B) = B
Replace A with B because A=B in the given;
=>(B+B)=B
=>2B=B
Divide both sides by B;
2=1.
Why does 2 = 1?
Took me a while..[/QUOTE]
Cannot divide by zero?
Did not look up. Srs.
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The machine I WANT is $2600... So I'm sorta being sensible in that regard
Seriously though, my friend's dad has a machine that he bought in the late 80s, cleans and replaces the seals as required, and uses every single day. Still works perfectly and has likely paid for itself long ago.
What I'm looking at getting
[img]http://www.appliancist.com/breville-dual-boiler-espresso-machine.jpg[/img]
#YOLO
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[QUOTE=cunfewzed;976346953]you ever find out what really happened?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, some kid did a whole bunch of vandalism. He was apparently the initial suspect (for several very good reasons, including basically a classroom of witnesses putting him at the scene, and a history of vandalism!) but when interviewed he said that two other kids and I did it. And then, a couple of days post-my-interrogation, said that one of the other two threatened him with serious bodily harm for ratting us out (I doubt that happened), prompting a warning being issued to all three of us. Eventually, though, he confessed.
The vice principal called me in and gave me the most back-handed, thinly-veiled apology ever, like he was being generous in dropping charges and referrals and something to the effect that if I had kept my nose clean I wouldn't have gotten myself into such a situation. I was like, wtf, but simultaneously relieved that it was over.
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[QUOTE=cnh57811;976358793]Cannot divide by zero?
Did not look up. Srs.[/QUOTE]
ding ding ding winner
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[QUOTE=csb5731;976359423]Yeah, some kid did a whole bunch of vandalism. He was apparently the initial suspect (for several very good reasons, including basically a classroom of witnesses putting him at the scene, and a history of vandalism!) but when interviewed he said that two other kids and I did it. And then, a couple of days post-my-interrogation, said that one of the other two threatened him with serious bodily harm for ratting us out (I doubt that happened), prompting a warning being issued to all three of us. Eventually, though, he confessed.
The vice principal called me in and gave me the most back-handed, thinly-veiled apology ever, like he was being generous in dropping charges and referrals and something to the effect that if I had kept my nose clean I wouldn't have gotten myself into such a situation. I was like, wtf, but simultaneously relieved that it was over.[/QUOTE]
dat der scare tactic...
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[QUOTE=cunfewzed;976323723]it's always funny how serious an event is at the time but how hilarious it is later in life.[/QUOTE]
so true! Have too many stories like that
[QUOTE=earthshieldlol;976326683]LOL that's amazing. and of course it wouldn't be incriminating at all that you tried to alter your fingerprints right before you knew you were about to be fingerprinted, right? lol[/QUOTE]
I figured it could be incriminating....but not hard evidence because my finger prints wouldn't line up with the ones on the lighter's. Or so I thought. In retrospect, I think I was inspired by Mission Impossible lol...srs.
[QUOTE=csb5731;976334883]The police can put the ever loving fear of god into a 12-yr old, that's for sure.
In retrospect I was Butters from South Park.
Didn't sleep for three nights, didn't tell my parents about it, thought I was going to the big house.[/QUOTE]
That is so wrong! They're not even supposed to talk to you without your parents present. I had the same exact thing happen to me in high school. CID swore up and down that I knew why they were there for me and kept threatening to take me to jail if I didn't confess to some supposed crime that happened at lunch. Luckily I had a teacher able to vouch for me that I was with her. Turns out, it was actually my sister...she had beat the brakes off this girl in the bathroom hahaha.
[QUOTE=krete77;976355103]you know what u get if u figure this out: (i just did; no cheating!)
Fallacy given:
The given: Assume A=B;
multiply both sides by A;
=>A^2 = AB
Subtract B^2 from both sides;
=>A^2 - B^2 = AB - B^2
Factor out both sides;
=> (A-B)(A+B) = (B(A-B)
Divide both sides by A-B
=> (A+B) = B
Replace A with B because A=B in the given;
=>(B+B)=B
=>2B=B
Divide both sides by B;
2=1.
Why does 2 = 1?
Took me a while..[/QUOTE]
My female mind broke @ A=B
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[QUOTE=earthshieldlol;976361313]ding ding ding winner[/QUOTE]
What about me :(
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[QUOTE=csb5731;976359423]Yeah, some kid did a whole bunch of vandalism. He was apparently the initial suspect (for several very good reasons, including basically a classroom of witnesses putting him at the scene, and a history of vandalism!) but when interviewed he said that two other kids and I did it. And then, a couple of days post-my-interrogation, said that one of the other two threatened him with serious bodily harm for ratting us out (I doubt that happened), prompting a warning being issued to all three of us. Eventually, though, he confessed.
The vice principal called me in and gave me the most back-handed, thinly-veiled apology ever, like he was being generous in dropping charges and referrals and something to the effect that if I had kept my nose clean I wouldn't have gotten myself into such a situation. I was like, wtf, but simultaneously relieved that it was over.[/QUOTE]
lol... the VP sounds like a real prick... especially given the fact that you had a clean record prior to this incident.
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[QUOTE=z71kris;976361653]dat der scare tactic...[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I realize it's effective and probably SOP, but damn, 7th grade was hard enough without having to worry I was going to be sent to the hoosegow.
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[QUOTE=matman1813;976362473]What about me :([/QUOTE]
Math reps were given
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[QUOTE=phoenixr2;976328313]ITT feels like female misc in here.
Memcop did you end up making your white knight costume for Halloween or did you find one already made?
*dear God my CP is not peppered for this...........
srs note I havent seen her pics either, just read all the drama that came later.[/QUOTE]
I think you misunderstood the message. I cant go around saying things like "I'd hit it" or some other ballz deep reference. Not without staying a MOD :)
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[QUOTE=csb5731;976359423]Yeah, some kid did a whole bunch of vandalism. He was apparently the initial suspect (for several very good reasons, including basically a classroom of witnesses putting him at the scene, and a history of vandalism!) but when interviewed he said that two other kids and I did it. And then, a couple of days post-my-interrogation, said that one of the other two threatened him with serious bodily harm for ratting us out (I doubt that happened), prompting a warning being issued to all three of us. Eventually, though, he confessed.
The vice principal called me in and gave me the most back-handed, thinly-veiled apology ever, like he was being generous in dropping charges and referrals and something to the effect that if I had kept my nose clean I wouldn't have gotten myself into such a situation. I was like, wtf, but simultaneously relieved that it was over.[/QUOTE]
boyz will be boyz
VP's will always be dicks. Wannabe principles who haven't made it.
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[QUOTE=csb5731;976363143]Yeah, I realize it's effective and probably SOP, but damn, 7th grade was hard enough without having to worry I was going to be sent to the hoosegow.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=cnh57811;976363743]Math reps were given[/QUOTE]
I hate you *******s; your names are too similar.
[QUOTE=memcop;976364463]I think you misunderstood the message. I cant go around saying things like "I'd hit it" or some other ballz deep reference. Not without staying a MOD :)[/QUOTE]
inb4 memcop is a regular because he just did.
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In after 12 pages.....
Was wondering why there was nothing on my CP.
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[QUOTE=moore93;976366013]I hate you *******s; you're names are too similar.[/QUOTE]
Never even realised they were two different guys. Been taking the two of them as the same guy lol
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[QUOTE=moore93;976366013]I hate you *******s; you're names are too similar.
[/QUOTE]
I thought they were the same person for a while
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I like banana pancakes, he like activated ice-cream.
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always gotta look at the avi, that lets me know
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i knew you were different. visual and look at avi's, not SN's
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[QUOTE=missladyj;976368153]I thought they were the same person for a while[/QUOTE]
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
You quoted the wrong your!
Edit:
I can tell because c[B]n[/B]h is usmc guy and c[B]s[/B]b is quad guy. I remember the 2nd letter.
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Your ninja edits are no good here Moore.
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[QUOTE=moore93;976372063]NOOOOOOOOOOOO
You quoted the wrong your!
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lol
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[QUOTE=moore93;976372063]NOOOOOOOOOOOO
You quoted the wrong your!
Edit:
I can tell because c[B]n[/B]h is usmc guy and c[B]s[/B]b is quad guy. I remember the 2nd letter.[/QUOTE]
Respect the self call out with respect.
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[QUOTE=matman1813;976372853]Your ninja edits are no good here Moore.[/QUOTE]
he is damned quick
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I'm a schizophrenic poster... I re-read everything I post, lol.
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I was fully expecting Moore to change my quote and claim I edited, you saved me Kris.
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Everyone's entitled to their own opinions. ;)
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every time i see that commercial for "tag away" i wanna puke all over the fukcin place
