Easy way to gain extra calories?

Everything was going well, until my freaking parents banned me from using olive oil. I was adding a few tablespoons to my drink and could barely taste it. It was a great way to get many extra calories.

But oh no. They just had to screw that up didn't they! Argh :@

I need something that gives at least 2000 extra calories. I've tried mayo, peanut butter, lard....I don't really like them.

I'm already having Nutella on biscuits but I don't like it in sandwiches. I'm eating butter sandwiches. Potatoes, pasta, cheese, baked beans. I also have nutella oatmeal twice a day.

I just need something to give me 2000 extra cals and then I'm perfectly happy.

2000? what the phuck?
a day or a week?

[QUOTE=liftevenyoudo;1016060753]2000? what the phuck?
a day or a week?[/QUOTE]this

A day.

Here we go again. I'm not looking for judgement or to be questioned. Please just answer my question.

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I'm not a troll.
I just want to gain weight.
Answer the question or leave.

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What are your cals/day now? Drink whole milk and add butter and coconut oil to all your dishes. If you have a starch, protein and vegetable for 3 meals and add a tbsp of fat to each that's 900 extra cals/day.

[QUOTE=handaid;1016065363]What are your cals/day now? Drink whole milk and add butter and coconut oil to all your dishes. If you have a starch, protein and vegetable for 3 meals and add a tbsp of fat to each that's 900 extra cals/day.[/QUOTE]

I would rather not say because I will just get bashed like the last time. I just need an extra 2000.

Thank you so much. I'm not sure my parents would allow me to add coconut oil since they have barred me from oil altogether, but I will try adding butter to some of my dishes.

Whole milk sounds like a good idea. I just got some lactaid and I really love the taste of milk. I will go and work out how many cals it will give me. Seeing as I love it I can easily drink numerous cups throughout the day.

Thank you!

Lol @ a female needing an extra 2k. You on dat dreamer troll bulk?

10 cups of milk would give me 639 extra cals. 10 cups is as far as I will go :/

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make yourself a homemade weightgain shake the are awesome

oatmeal
choc whey protein
peanut butter
milk
banana
cocoa

bam. delicous drink loaded with cal. the one I make has 1000cal.

Here's one of my favorite homemade weight gainer shake recipes:

-Water
-7kg steamed broccoli

You might need a pretty big blender, but trust me it's worth it. Quick and easy way to get an extra ~2k cals. Good luck OP.

[QUOTE=britishgirlxo;1016068743]10 cups of milk would give me 639 extra cals. 10 cups is as far as I will go :/[/QUOTE]

1 cup (8oz) of whole milk (~3% milkfat) is 150 calories. Skim milk is 90. Most regular sized dinner glasses are 2 cups or so.

[QUOTE=handaid;1016089373]1 cup (8oz) of whole milk (~3% milkfat) is 150 calories. Skim milk is 90. Most regular sized dinner glasses are 2 cups or so.[/QUOTE]

Thank you. Could you work out this specific one? m.tesco [ . ] com [ / ]mt/www [ . ] tesco [ . ]com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=254656399

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[QUOTE=tom626;1016080253]Here's one of my favorite homemade weight gainer shake recipes:

-Water
-7kg steamed broccoli

You might need a pretty big blender, but trust me it's worth it. Quick and easy way to get an extra ~2k cals. Good luck OP.[/QUOTE]

Thank you!

all types of fats!! peanut butter, butter, nutella and more butter. milk is good too