Is there any way i can get my dad to buy me used panties and a fleshlight srs?

Ok he wouldnt be paying for them because i have my own money and getting a summer job but ive accepted that im not going to get layed any time soon and dont want a relationship, and i honestly dont think sex is that big of a deal.

My plan is just to make masturbation as good as possible and to do that i want to purchase worn panties online and a fleshlight to masturbate with. But you need a credit card to purchase these things.

No idea how i to talk to my dad about this. Just imagine your son telling you he has no desire to have sex and would rather mastubate. But im sure if i get my own job and he sees that ive worked for my own money he might let me buy the panties and fleshlight.

Why are you green again?

Just use a pair of your mothers panties and get your father to jerk you off.

I can get both
But at what cost?

Tell your dad...I am sure he will understand.





























not srs

the fk is wrong with people

if i understand correctly...just do what I did. Told my mom my first vibrator was a book for school. Used in her card. shh no tears.
my brother ended up telling her later she wasnt really pissed lol.

[QUOTE=Fit1NYC;893408341]I can get both
But at what cost?[/QUOTE]

idk it depends, the price of the panties depends on how many days you want her to wear it, if you wany her to masturbate with them, if you want her to piss in them, type of panties, and how many you want.

[QUOTE=BlackMeat;893409931]idk it depends, the price of the panties depends on how many days you want her to wear it, if you wany her to masturbate with them, if you want her to piss in them, type of panties, and how many you want.[/QUOTE]

lol wtf

what the hell is going on in this thread

[QUOTE=Flying414;893409161]if i understand correctly...just do what I did. Told my mom my first vibrator was a book for school. Used in her card. shh no tears.
my brother ended up telling her later she wasnt really pissed lol.[/QUOTE]

The website and the item I purchase will be listen on my dads credit card though?

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Blackmeat, mail me $150 and I'll get you both. (srs)



EDIT: OP, I bought a fleshlight back in high school with a money order. Not sure if they still accept them, but it's worth looking in to.

The op is telling the truth.

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[QUOTE=Flying414;893409161]if i understand correctly...just do what I did. Told my mom my first vibrator was a book for school. Used in her card. shh no tears.
my brother ended up telling her later she wasnt really pissed lol.[/QUOTE]

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I'd like you to meet my good friend Lemmy. Lemmy Clapta Czechs.

you know that the used panties have usally been worn by men. So just steal ur dad's and yea, gl with ur homo goals of 2012

[QUOTE=Flying414;893409161]if i understand correctly...just do what I did. Told my mom my first vibrator was a book for school. Used in her card. shh no tears.
my brother ended up telling her later she wasnt really pissed lol.[/QUOTE]

Shhh no tears, only this
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[QUOTE=BlackMeat;893412631]The website and the item I purchase will be listen on my dads credit card though?[/QUOTE]

idk i ordered from the adam and eve site and i think they do is discretely on the credit card bill and package itself so no one knows. The only bag thing about them is their emails. But i still think that site is good about not giving it away that its a sex site when you ordered from them. Check them out and prob in FAQ you can see. I didnt get caught and my mom looks at her bill all the time.

edit: or get a friend to do it srs. Ive did that before I think before I had my own credit cards. Use your friends and give your friend your cash.

[QUOTE=StudzMcSexy;893412711]Blackmeat, mail me $150 and I'll get you both. (srs)



EDIT: OP, I bought a fleshlight back in high school with a money order. Not sure if they still accept them, but it's worth looking in to.[/QUOTE]
Im pretty sure i can trust you, my computers broke though so when i can use mu sisters ill look up the price for btoh the panties and the fleshlight. Well have to work out a decent price though, ill obv pay for shipping+a bit extra.

Ill pm you tommorow when i can use my sisters pc.
[QUOTE=doughnutking;893413561]The op is telling the truth.[/QUOTE]

Dead srs about everything bro. If youre unaware ive fapped to my cousin and aunts panties and next time they visit im going to make an epic thread with vids+spoon pics. SRS

hey little buddy i can give you my panties for like 25$ serious

a fleshlight I can understand, but panties from some girl you don't even know what she looks like? Gross man

[QUOTE=Anubis18;893418861]a fleshlight I can understand, but panties from some girl you don't even know what she looks like? Gross man[/QUOTE]

inb4 yeast infection and nasty smell

[QUOTE=BlackMeat;893407261]
My plan is just to make masturbation as good as possible [/QUOTE]

Malidrax

[QUOTE=Flying414;893416181]idk i ordered from the adam and eve site and i think they do is discretely on the credit card bill and package itself so no one knows. The only bag thing about them is their emails. But i still think that site is good about not giving it away that its a sex site when you ordered from them. Check them out and prob in FAQ you can see. I didnt get caught and my mom looks at her bill all the time.

edit: or get a friend to do it srs. Ive did that before I think before I had my own credit cards. Use your friends and give your friend your cash.[/QUOTE]

Ok thanks im gonna check out the adam and eve site.
I would get friend to do it but i dont really have any older friends or friends close enough that would buy me this stuff. They would laugh at me and call me a freak. Jakes on them though because when ever i sleep over ther houses i wake up in the middle of the night and find there sisters or moms worn panties.

Also ive had miscers offer to sell me ther girl friends and discretly ship it so i might do that. Just wanna make sure i can trust them.

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did not know you can buy used panties....

wtf.

not this beta god damn cave man again

but at what cost?

lol..

Also just want to add the site im ordering the panties off of is a very well known and well reviewed site. The woman doesnt have any stds. And im aware that a lot of these sites that sell panties use tricks by spraying then with certain scents but ill know after i order my first pair whether theyre authentic or not.