I just mentioned Chuck Norris to my nephew. He didn't know who that was.
GUISE, I AM OLD
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I just mentioned Chuck Norris to my nephew. He didn't know who that was.
GUISE, I AM OLD
People who have no concept of the simple pain/pleasure paradox.
I avoid doing X because it causes me pain.
I do Y because it brings me pleasure.
How is this so fking difficult to understand?
/rant
[QUOTE=aristomeow;991566913]People who have no concept of the simple pain/pleasure paradox.
I avoid doing X because it causes me pain.
I do Y because it brings me pleasure.
How is this so fking difficult to understand?
/rant[/QUOTE]
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deal?
[QUOTE=levijay;991574953]I'll purchase [url]www.aristomeow.com[/url] if you promise to update it daily with your dear diary entries!??!?
deal?[/QUOTE]
Only if you promise to read it.
[QUOTE=aristomeow;991575683]Only if you promise to read it.[/QUOTE]
I'll comment on every post.
[QUOTE=Artistry;991534473]I just mentioned Chuck Norris to my nephew. He didn't know who that was.
GUISE, I AM OLD[/QUOTE]no...your nephew is trolling you...even a fetus knows who chuck norris is
[QUOTE=Squatticus;991578263]no...your nephew is trolling you...even a fetus knows who chuck norris is[/QUOTE]
heard you like beer bro? lol
[QUOTE=levijay;991578433]heard you like beer bro? lol[/QUOTE]you accidently called me bro, i am a woman or child good sir
[QUOTE=Squatticus;991583053]you accidently called me bro, i am a woman or child good sir[/QUOTE]
I call everyone bro, even my mother !
[QUOTE=levijay;991589093]I call everyone bro, even my mother ![/QUOTE]you know whats weird? when a chick calls you bro...just seems weird
[QUOTE=Squatticus;991593233]you know whats weird? when a chick calls you bro...just seems weird[/QUOTE]
haha yeah it is weird.. I give a look at the girl thinking.. no you didnt just..
I always call guys bro when I don't want them to ever think about banging me. srs.
Other words that work are mate, dude, pal, buddy, broski.
[QUOTE=aristomeow;991595453]I always call guys bro when I don't want them to ever think about banging me. srs.
Other words that work are mate, dude, pal, buddy, broski.[/QUOTE]
They will still think about it but won't act upon it.
[QUOTE=SultanaK;991603723]They will still think about it but won't act upon it.[/QUOTE]
hay bro hay
[QUOTE=aristomeow;991566913]People who have no concept of the simple pain/pleasure paradox.
I avoid doing X because it causes me pain.
I do Y because it brings me pleasure.
How is this so fking difficult to understand?
/rant[/QUOTE]
I've met a few people over the years who seem to do the exact opposite. Srs.
Confuses the crap outta me.
[QUOTE=levijay;991604023]hay bro hay[/QUOTE]
Ay bro what's gud?
[QUOTE=nvrstopworking;991604993]I've met a few people over the years who seem to do the exact opposite. Srs.
Confuses the crap outta me.[/QUOTE]
Elaborate?
[QUOTE=SultanaK;991606753]
Elaborate?[/QUOTE]
They seem to avoid things that would be good for them/make them happy and actively seek out/accept things that make them miserable.
Sense. It makes none.
[QUOTE=nvrstopworking;991610033]They seem to avoid things that would be good for them/make them happy and actively seek out/accept things that make them miserable.
Sense. It makes none.[/QUOTE]
Seeking sympathy maybe?
[QUOTE=aristomeow;991566913]People who have no concept of the simple pain/pleasure paradox.
I avoid doing X because it causes me pain.
I do Y because it brings me pleasure.
How is this so fking difficult to understand?
/rant[/QUOTE]
Staying up late having a few extra glasses of wine always seems like a good idea at the time.... Brings pleasure, then pain. I haven't learnt yet. :D
[QUOTE=Botika;991615843]Staying up late having a few extra glasses of wine always seems like a good idea at the time.... Brings pleasure, then pain. I haven't learnt yet. :D[/QUOTE]heeeheee :)
screaming like a banshee at the top of my lungs when I feel that I or one of my children has been wronged somehow...release the she-hulk :mad:
only to find out later I may have misunderstood...
Went to the gym yesterday morning. When I came back, I noticed the "puppies" decided to destroy my laptop. They chewed the cord, pulled all the keys off the keyboard, ripped the battery out and cracked the screen. I'm using my old netbook now.
Le sigh. :(
[QUOTE=levijay;991589093]I call everyone bro, even my mother ![/QUOTE] bro'd my mom once and she slapped me.
[QUOTE=Squatticus;991593233]you know whats weird? when a chick calls you bro...just seems weird[/QUOTE]I don't like it when a girl calls me "man". "Hey thanks man" "Hey, what's goin on man?".... Instant boner-killer.
[QUOTE=aristomeow;991595453]I always call guys bro when I don't want them to ever think about banging me. srs.
Other words that work are mate, dude, pal, buddy, broski.[/QUOTE]If he wants to bang you, there's nothing that can come out of your mouth that will make him not want to bang you anymore (unless it's "I secretly have a penis")
I bro everyone except my actual bro.
[QUOTE=V.I.C;991743233]I bro everyone except my actual bro.[/QUOTE]Do you dude your bro then? who bros you? Do you bro your cousins? Or do you cuz them? I cuz Crip gang members and Hawaiians because they cuz each other all the time. But never my actual cuz. Cuz it's just weird.
[QUOTE=Keltron;991751053]Do you dude your bro then? who bros you? Do you bro your cousins? Or do you cuz them? I cuz Crip gang members and Hawaiians because they cuz each other all the time. But never my actual cuz. Cuz it's just weird.[/QUOTE]
Lol I had to read that a few times before I got it.
Lol thinking about it both my brother and I never call each other by our names when we talk to each other. Very strange.
[QUOTE=V.I.C;991752283]Lol I had to read that a few times before I got it.
Lol thinking about it both my brother and I never call each other by our names when we talk to each other. Very strange.[/QUOTE]So you don't call each other by your names but you don't call each other bro either. WTF do you call each other then? "Hey 'guy who came out of the same place as me', can you pass the remote?"
[QUOTE=acrawlingchaos;991724323]Went to the gym yesterday morning. When I came back, I noticed the "puppies" decided to destroy my laptop. They chewed the cord, pulled all the keys off the keyboard, ripped the battery out and cracked the screen. I'm using my old netbook now.
Le sigh. :([/QUOTE]
They're training you :)
[QUOTE=levijay;991604023]hay bro hay[/QUOTE]
Literally lol'd at this :D
Women, do your jimmies get rustled when a man calls you cute instead of pretty or sexy or hot?
[QUOTE=Keltron;991781813]Women, do your jimmies get rustled when a man calls you cute instead of pretty or sexy or hot?[/QUOTE]
Nope.
Being called "cute" is a compliment. :)