[QUOTE=jTink;1203710391]Can confirm. Got friendly fired in the face.[/QUOTE]
LULZ So sorry!! My whore screen was blurry as **** for no reason. Dez told me how to fix it but it was after i shot you in the face :(
Printable View
[QUOTE=jTink;1203710391]Can confirm. Got friendly fired in the face.[/QUOTE]
LULZ So sorry!! My whore screen was blurry as **** for no reason. Dez told me how to fix it but it was after i shot you in the face :(
I want lulzy stories im just soloing heading towards a military base inland.
if guys want an easy way to loot just use this *****://www.gametracker.com/search/dayz/?query=dayz&sort=c_numplayers&order=ASC&searchpge=2#search
and remote connect
use servers in russia and other countries that is not U.S. or anywhere dayz is popular
whats with this "spawning in 250 seconds" crap ? I keep getting this message before I play randomly and it counts down.
[QUOTE=otakutrevan;1203746401]whats with this "spawning in 250 seconds" crap ? I keep getting this message before I play randomly and it counts down.[/QUOTE]
so u cant hop servers really fast
also if u log off u character stays for like 15-30 seconds in the map
[QUOTE=MaximumCapacity;1203747481]so u cant hop servers really fast
also if u log off u character stays for like 15-30 seconds in the map[/QUOTE]
-_- da fuk. brb getting punished for not staying in a server thats been completely ransacked
dat fee; whem ya want to rustle hard while you're fakin yucky as fak and you get killed within 1 minute of login in.
Shieeeet. died to stupid piece of **** lag and ****ty engine tho. fak this game im outta here, rocket can suk some joocy cock. Brb survival game where every action counts and the whole system is the glitchest, laggy crap and you die most of time to ****ty system and not your own actions.
[QUOTE=otakutrevan;1203751451]-_- da fuk. brb getting punished for not staying in a server thats been completely ransacked[/QUOTE]
yeh, it already takes ages to do anything and this ****get wants us to waste even more time on shiit. This game is becoming more and more for neckbeards that can spend 10 hours a day on it.
[QUOTE=otakutrevan;1203751451]-_- da fuk. brb getting punished for not staying in a server thats been completely ransacked[/QUOTE]
Im gonna ssume you have never got into a gunfight with another team/group. ****ing sucks spending all that time gearing and looking for others and for them to just combat log. Also another reason for the server connect queue/delay is so people cant log off mid gunfight go to a different server, change location, go back to the other server and kill you from behind.
[QUOTE=Drewzer92;1203772611] [b]Also another reason for the server connect queue/delay is so people cant log off mid gunfight go to a different server, change location, go back to the other server and kill you from behind.[/b][/QUOTE]
Lawd, did it few times back in the mod to troll
Would even troll group of miscers who were on vent by logging in as a sloot behind them and sneaking up on their snipers and scare the crap out of them xd
[QUOTE=THHOR;1203776521]Lawd, did it few times back in the mod to troll
Would even troll group of miscers who were on vent by logging in as a sloot behind them and sneaking up on their snipers and scare the crap out of them xd[/QUOTE]
Fuk u kunt I remember that sht.
I got killed didnt even know what hit me. Fuarkkk I was fully geared hydrated energized and healthy :(
[QUOTE=THHOR;1203776521]Lawd, did it few times back in the mod to troll
Would even troll group of miscers who were on vent by logging in as a sloot behind them and sneaking up on their snipers and scare the crap out of them xd[/QUOTE]
[img]http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1776611/shaq-laughing-o.gif[/img]
fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkk me. I just loaded in and started moving forward before all the textures loaded. Totally forgot I was on the second story of a barn so I fell down and now I have broken legs. Someone come save me. halp.
Anyone near Balota and have morphine or any splints?
[QUOTE=jTink;1203827231]fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkk me. I just loaded in and started moving forward before all the textures loaded. Totally forgot I was on the second story of a barn so I fell down and now I have broken legs. Someone come save me. halp.
Anyone near Balota and have morphine or any splints?[/QUOTE]
I am near balota, but my guy ate a rotten apple to satisfy his hunger, no meds were had.
[QUOTE=jTink;1203827231]fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkk me. I just loaded in and started moving forward before all the textures loaded. Totally forgot I was on the second story of a barn so I fell down and now I have broken legs. Someone come save me. halp.
Anyone near Balota and have morphine or any splints?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/eHeEkHa.gif[/img]
oh man this is gold
Brb spawning on top of apartment building, see through walls 2 cheeky kents looting inside, wait for them to come up and just blast in the face.
[QUOTE=Freek314;1203796811]Fuk u kunt I remember that sht.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oQbZ6b6xFZc/UQzqVU134zI/AAAAAAAAIyU/hM0UsSFg3yo/s320/dumb-and-dumber.jpg[/img]
who is playing now
add tboone
[QUOTE=ElBonemeister;1203898411]I am near balota, but my guy ate a rotten apple to satisfy his hunger, no meds were had.[/QUOTE]
yea, I also ate a rotten banana. I'm currently crawling around Balota with broken legs and my dude is sick from food poisoning. **** is real life.
Just got on if anyone is playing. name = jTink.
will be playing from tomorrow
on now brahs.
KcinYu add me!
- edit - going to electro from the east right now just respawned
Story time!
>Get yucky b4 playin again
>Spawn in Elektro, meet friendly dude
>Go to firestation, meet friendly asian dude with guns
>I consider knocking him out since he has no motorcycle helmet, i decide to be nice
>Asian dude shows me a corpse
>Shoots me in back while I loot said corpse
>I spawn in Elektro again
>Come at Jackie Chan while shoutin misc memes and **** at him
>JackieChan took my motorcycle helmet but has bad aim
>Starts runnin away
[img]http://puu.sh/6PX1Y[/img]
>Friendly dude #1 joins in, I aware him on the situation and we both run around talkin on mics and lulz ensue
[img]http://puu.sh/6PX33[/img]
>Find fire extinguisher, jackie chan gets hit few times, gets scared
>Shoots me with magnum 4 times, I survive, yell "Im fawking Zeez prah, you cant kill me" at him
>Jackiechan pulls out the 1 hit kill axe
[img]http://puu.sh/6PXoP.jpg[/img]
>A duel ensues
>Jackie Chan hits me few times with axe, somehow i survive, hit him some more but...
>Jackie Chan is victorious and I come back to find the friendly dude #1 tried to unsuccessfully duel him too
[img]http://puu.sh/6PXrY.jpg[/img]
>JackieChan took his pants.
Any fresh spam to play with me?
Lol'ed I havent had any funny encounter, just getting randomly shot without seeing who. I am about to hop it I am by the South-west Airfield you wanna meet up?
Add me guys tc_nexus
[QUOTE=TrancE_AddicT;1203960051]Lol'ed I havent had any funny encounter, just getting randomly shot without seeing who. I am about to hop it I am by the South-west Airfield you wanna meet up?
Add me guys tc_nexus[/QUOTE]
Are you guy playin Experimental or not?
[QUOTE=1mark;1203960561]Are you guy playin Experimental or not?[/QUOTE]
Whats experimental?
[QUOTE=TrancE_AddicT;1203961681]Whats experimental?[/QUOTE]
u wot m8?
[url]http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/171660-pending-changelog-experimental-branch-034xxxxx/[/url]
[QUOTE=TrancE_AddicT;1203961681]Whats experimental?[/QUOTE]
In Steam you can opt-in for Beta Testing of new patches that are being developed before they go stable.
There are only few servers for it.
I think the experimental one is same as stable right now tho.
They post changes here:
[url]http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/forum/76-announcements-information/[/url]
[QUOTE=1mark;1203962271]u wot m8?
[url]http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/171660-pending-changelog-experimental-branch-034xxxxx/[/url][/QUOTE]
Pretty sure its up to date on steam.
EDIT:
[QUOTE=THHOR;1203963021]In Steam you can opt-in for Beta Testing of new patches that are being developed before they go stable.
There are only few servers for it.
I think the experimental one is same as stable right now tho.
They post changes here:
[url]http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/forum/76-announcements-information/[/url][/QUOTE]
Ah then no I dont think so.
fuk i fell and broke my legs lmao
[QUOTE=pinoykcin;1203964121]fuk i fell and broke my legs lmao[/QUOTE]
welcome to my world. ive been crawling for a while
Been playing day z for about a week. Wish I bought rust instead. Nothing against day z but it's definitely not as close to finished as rust is. they will both be amazing in the end but rust seems the one to be playing atm. Again I haven't played rust...maybe I need to put in more hours though.