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Step 1: Talk to them about music
Step 2: Tell them your Limewire is slow
Step 3: Ask for advice on a different program
Step 4: Wait for them to answer
Step 5: Copy the following
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
*FBI is tagged and can't be used.
#12.314.241:2422 (dj3825fs) your ip address has been recorded by the fbi and is pending review for child pornography. (itpr:5)
[QUOTE=TheTereminat0r;369195591]#12.314.241:2422 (dj3825fs) your ip address has been recorded by the fbi and is pending review for child pornography. (itpr:5)[/QUOTE]
fbi doesn't work. there's a message from omegle after that saying that it's not legitimate. plus pirating is way more common so it'll scare the crap out of mostly everyone
where do I sign up for omegle
[QUOTE=DhavokBoss;369196941]where do I sign up for omegle[/QUOTE]
just go on omegle.com lol
fbi impersonating is against the law.
brb reporting to fbi
ok omegle.com then
i thought a thread JUST got deleted a few minutes ago.. but here's an example of mine
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 16/m/usa
Stranger: u?
You: 72/bisexual/australia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
dude I think I got a bot
edit: wtf is ASL?
fail
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi!
You: hey
You: do you like music?
Stranger: well, yes?
You: well my limewire isnt working, do you know of another good program?
Stranger: hmm soulseek?
Stranger: i usually use torrents or just rip them from youtube
You:
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
Stranger: haha thats so old
You:
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
Stranger: + thats not my ip
You:
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=mttscreename;369200141]fail
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi!
You: hey
You: do you like music?
Stranger: well, yes?
You: well my limewire isnt working, do you know of another good program?
Stranger: hmm soulseek?
Stranger: i usually use torrents or just rip them from youtube
You:
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
Stranger: haha thats so old
You:
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
Stranger: + thats not my ip
You:
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
lol
[QUOTE=mttscreename;369200141]fail
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi!
You: hey
You: do you like music?
Stranger: well, yes?
You: well my limewire isnt working, do you know of another good program?
Stranger: hmm soulseek?
Stranger: i usually use torrents or just rip them from youtube
You:
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
Stranger: haha thats so old
You:
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
Stranger: + thats not my ip
You:
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
omfg i lol'd so bad
stranger: hi, 20/f/florida, wanna see my p0rn video?
me: sure
wINRAR!!
mess around and when they ask for some personal info say "im 12 so ill ask my mom/dad"
LOL i failed
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how old are you
Stranger: please dont disconnect......
You: what kind of music you like?
You: O I won't
Stranger: k
Stranger: u like meek millz?
You: who?
is that rock or something
Stranger: a rapper thats from philly they're playin his **** on the radio now
You: I hadn't been able to download much music lately because my limewire is not working on my comp
You: do you know of a different program I could use
Stranger: i kno a website
You: I'm serious:)
You: oh good
You: Like what
Stranger: datpiff.com u sign up then can download free mixtapes
You: [124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
You: WINRAR
I kid
You: you fell for it didn't you
Stranger: huh
You: Are you a chick
You: I can see where this is going
You: I'll talk later
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected
[url]http://www.myspace.com/meaghan_blondie_x[/url]
chick gave me her myspace
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey'
Stranger: hello
You: you like music
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i even play guitar
You: thats cool man
You: my limewire is sooo slow...
Stranger: stop watchin porn then little boy
You: huh?
You: do you have nay advice about lime wire?
Stranger: i'd say u defrag ur cp and run a disk cleanup
Stranger: see if that helps
You: [124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
Stranger: i dont use limewire
You: i am sorry sir but your intentions
You: leads us
You: to believe
You: you pirate music
You: illegally
Stranger: w/e u say lol
You: we will contact you soon.
Stranger: okay by phone or what
You: yes.
You: we will call you to schedule when we can arrive at your home
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=118293811[/url]
[QUOTE=mttscreename;369200141]fail
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi!
You: hey
You: do you like music?
Stranger: well, yes?
You: well my limewire isnt working, do you know of another good program?
Stranger: hmm soulseek?
Stranger: i usually use torrents or just rip them from youtube
You:
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
Stranger: haha thats so old
You:
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
Stranger: + thats not my ip
You:
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
You inspired me.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Sexy time?
Stranger: yup
You: Finallyyyyy
You: But we can only have sexy time with mario
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Stranger: asl?
You: You in brah?
You: WHO THE **** IS ASL?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.