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Bodybuilder Fights
Here is what I want to see, a bunch of the top IFBB pros going at it in a no holds barred barroom brawl. Here's the matchups:
Coleman vs Branch Warren Jay Cutler vs Johnnie Jackson
Gustavo Badell vs Victor Martinez Gunter vs Dennis James
Coleman is stronger but Warren is faster. Coleman uses his mass to slam Warren down and punch his face but Warren bloodies Coleman too. Coleman, having the heart of a champion, slams Branch's head into a wall and knocks him out for the win.
Jay vs Johnnie is a battle. Jay gettin in some good shots with Johnnie delivering some power moves. Jay, the smarter man, uses his stomach mass to pounce on johnnie's head and take him out after a 20 minute battle.
Gustavo comes in, wearing a black beanie, dressed in all black facing Victor who's in a tank top. Gustavo is faster and stronger lb for lb, while Victor uses his legs to kick the crap out of Gustavo for a while. Gustavo though uses his strong arms to choke and wear down Victor's upper body and takes the win.
Gunter/James is a ****ing hoss fest, these Bulgarian horses trade blows for 15 minutes. James, quite a bit stronger in some areas, manages to take Gunter down and beat him w/ his massive upper body. But gunter jacks James in the jaw and sends him to the floor. Gunter then uses his 300 lbs and large biceps to make Dennis submit.
I'm not promoting violence, I'd just like to see these guys fight and beat the **** out of each other like wild animals.
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It's hard to believe that this is the product of millions of years of evolution.
"I JUS WANNA SEE DEM BLOODY AND BASH DEM HEADS IN"
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What about Chris Cormier vs. Melvin Anthony?
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Flex Weeler vs Shawn Ray
or Craig "The Butcher" Titus vs King Kamali
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I got it. Gregg Valentino vs. Nicole Bass
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Here we go with this bull**** again.Tycoslatterus all over again.
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[QUOTE=DiamondDelts]Here we go with this bull**** again.Tycoslatterus all over again.[/QUOTE]
LOL
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I've actually seen a pro BB fight once. A few of us have. It was a controlled fight, the tough man competition in the old WWF.
Achim Albrecht came down to the ring, ran out of gas (no anerobic and little aerobic endurance with that kind of muscle mass) and promptly he took one of thee most one sided beatings in the history of the squared circle. It was ugly, just plain ugly.
This notion you have, the glory of watching BB's go at it and it being a great sight to see won't even be close to being enjoyable.
WHat would be decent to see though would be a few pro BB'S go up against each other in a strength man competion or something.
BTW, anyone read Paul Dillets latest column in MM, about taking a bar and going after Nasser after Nasser tried to grab Dilletts wife ?
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i wanna see Phil Baroni *ufc* vs craig titus but titus bitched out when baroni challenged him to a UFC match
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That's retarded. That would be like Titus challenging Baroni in a bodybuilding competition.
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BBers can only pose. They are not athletes, no matter what the IFBB says.
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Hahahahaha best thread ever!
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[QUOTE=ozzyfan]BBers can only pose. They are not athletes, no matter what the IFBB says.[/QUOTE]
If bbers aren't atheles then neyther are powerlifters, or most strongman for that matter.
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[QUOTE=ozzyfan]BBers can only pose. They are not athletes, no matter what the IFBB says.[/QUOTE]
i agree.
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[QUOTE=Uriel_da_man]If bbers aren't atheles then neyther are powerlifters, or most strongman for that matter.[/QUOTE]What physical skills are are needed to be a top bbers?????????????? POSING, NOTHING MORE.
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[QUOTE=ozzyfan]What physical skills are are needed to be a top bbers?????????????? POSING, NOTHING MORE.[/QUOTE]
Yes, but getting there requires much physical effort. The posing itself isn't a sport, but the means to achieve what a pro shows on a stage is.
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[QUOTE=Uriel_da_man]Yes, but getting there requires much physical effort. The posing itself isn't a sport, but the means to achieve what a pro shows on a stage is.[/QUOTE]Doesa Coleman put any more effort than you or I??? Miss Universe puts in a lot of effort. Does that make her an athlete?
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[QUOTE=ozzyfan]Doesa Coleman put any more effort than you or I??? Miss Universe puts in a lot of effort. Does that make her an athlete?[/QUOTE]
I said physical effort. Sweat. As far as him putting in more effort than you, I don't know, don't forget that it's about training smarter, not harder. And Coleman takes lots of drugs, yes, but he wouldn't be half of what he is without a good, consistant workout program.
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[QUOTE=Martial-Artist]Here is what I want to see, a bunch of the top IFBB pros going at it in a no holds barred barroom brawl. Here's the matchups:
Coleman vs Branch Warren Jay Cutler vs Johnnie Jackson
Gustavo Badell vs Victor Martinez Gunter vs Dennis James
Coleman is stronger but Warren is faster. Coleman uses his mass to slam Warren down and punch his face but Warren bloodies Coleman too. Coleman, having the heart of a champion, slams Branch's head into a wall and knocks him out for the win.
Jay vs Johnnie is a battle. Jay gettin in some good shots with Johnnie delivering some power moves. Jay, the smarter man, uses his stomach mass to pounce on johnnie's head and take him out after a 20 minute battle.
Gustavo comes in, wearing a black beanie, dressed in all black facing Victor who's in a tank top. Gustavo is faster and stronger lb for lb, while Victor uses his legs to kick the crap out of Gustavo for a while. Gustavo though uses his strong arms to choke and wear down Victor's upper body and takes the win.
Gunter/James is a ****ing hoss fest, these Bulgarian horses trade blows for 15 minutes. James, quite a bit stronger in some areas, manages to take Gunter down and beat him w/ his massive upper body. But gunter jacks James in the jaw and sends him to the floor. Gunter then uses his 300 lbs and large biceps to make Dennis submit.
I'm not promoting violence, I'd just like to see these guys fight and beat the **** out of each other like wild animals.[/QUOTE]
100 million sperm and you were the fastest??!!!
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they are athlete by definition...ill give bbers and plers that.
but compare their movements to that of football player or wrestler. BIG difference.
all im saying is that it doesnt take much athleticism to pick up a dumbell.
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[QUOTE=Martial-Artist]Here is what I want to see, a bunch of the top IFBB pros going at it in a no holds barred barroom brawl. Here's the matchups:
Coleman vs Branch Warren Jay Cutler vs Johnnie Jackson
Gustavo Badell vs Victor Martinez Gunter vs Dennis James
Coleman is stronger but Warren is faster. Coleman uses his mass to slam Warren down and punch his face but Warren bloodies Coleman too. Coleman, having the heart of a champion, slams Branch's head into a wall and knocks him out for the win.
Jay vs Johnnie is a battle. Jay gettin in some good shots with Johnnie delivering some power moves. Jay, the smarter man, uses his stomach mass to pounce on johnnie's head and take him out after a 20 minute battle.
Gustavo comes in, wearing a black beanie, dressed in all black facing Victor who's in a tank top. Gustavo is faster and stronger lb for lb, while Victor uses his legs to kick the crap out of Gustavo for a while. Gustavo though uses his strong arms to choke and wear down Victor's upper body and takes the win.
Gunter/James is a ****ing hoss fest, these Bulgarian horses trade blows for 15 minutes. James, quite a bit stronger in some areas, manages to take Gunter down and beat him w/ his massive upper body. But gunter jacks James in the jaw and sends him to the floor. Gunter then uses his 300 lbs and large biceps to make Dennis submit.
I'm not promoting violence, I'd just like to see these guys fight and beat the **** out of each other like wild animals.[/QUOTE]
You sir, are crazy...but I gotta admit, this **** is funny.
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[QUOTE=zhorner]they are athlete by definition...ill give bbers and plers that.
but compare their movements to that of football player or wrestler. BIG difference.
all im saying is that [b]it doesnt take much athleticism to pick up a dumbell.[/b][/QUOTE]
True but if it was required of them then they would indeed do it.....
Ronnie coleman can do the splits, flex wheeler could, i think cormier can, melvin anthony and darrem charles certainly can.....they kive all over the stage some of them gymnastic style.....back flips etc.....
I dont see why bodyuilders get seperated from other athletes ..... how is swinging a piece of wood at a ball making someone a bonafide athlete but deadlifting 600lbs for 8 reps isnt.....
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funny as **** man, and for those who aren't familiar with martial-artist he actually is a martial artist. put on a hell of a exhibition over in carbondale last weekend man. him and some others were putting on a clinic. but anyway, how you came up with that, will forever amaze me.
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[QUOTE=BB is 4 life :)]100 million sperm and you were the fastest??!!![/QUOTE]
LOL!! That is some funny ****!
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Let me remind you guys that Coleman played Division 1-AA football in college and was a cop. He may be huge, but the man is tougher than some of you give him credit for. I wouldn't f*ck with a 300lbs. ex college football player who took pride in arresting criminals and that can bench, dead, and squat more than any of us ever will.
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[QUOTE=deserusan]Let me remind you guys that Coleman played Division 1-AA football in college and was a cop. He may be huge, but the man is tougher than some of you give him credit for. I wouldn't f*ck with a 300lbs. ex college football player who took pride in arresting criminals and that can bench, dead, and squat more than any of us ever will.[/QUOTE]
His video shows how scary he is......hes puttin the cuffs on that girl and she starts cryin coleman says " chu cryin for??!!" and the girl eplies ...." i dont know"......
Maybe its because its not everyday a silverback puts handcuffs on you!!!!
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Jocelyn Pelletier VS Ntyuk Ntyuk?
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[QUOTE=Martial-Artist]Here is what I want to see, a bunch of the top IFBB pros going at it in a no holds barred barroom brawl. Here's the matchups:
Coleman vs Branch Warren Jay Cutler vs Johnnie Jackson
Gustavo Badell vs Victor Martinez Gunter vs Dennis James
Coleman is stronger but Warren is faster. Coleman uses his mass to slam Warren down and punch his face but Warren bloodies Coleman too. Coleman, having the heart of a champion, slams Branch's head into a wall and knocks him out for the win.
Jay vs Johnnie is a battle. Jay gettin in some good shots with Johnnie delivering some power moves. Jay, the smarter man, uses his stomach mass to pounce on johnnie's head and take him out after a 20 minute battle.
Gustavo comes in, wearing a black beanie, dressed in all black facing Victor who's in a tank top. Gustavo is faster and stronger lb for lb, while Victor uses his legs to kick the crap out of Gustavo for a while. Gustavo though uses his strong arms to choke and wear down Victor's upper body and takes the win.
Gunter/James is a ****ing hoss fest, these Bulgarian horses trade blows for 15 minutes. James, quite a bit stronger in some areas, manages to take Gunter down and beat him w/ his massive upper body. But gunter jacks James in the jaw and sends him to the floor. Gunter then uses his 300 lbs and large biceps to make Dennis submit.
I'm not promoting violence, I'd just like to see these guys fight and beat the **** out of each other like wild animals.[/QUOTE]
Forget that. I'd like to see them go up against some skinny little Muay Thai fighters so you men worshippers can see exactly how tough your bodybuilding idols aren't.