Cute text msgs to make a girl smile? Reps for good one

I never been a cheesy guy, but my current girlfriend told me she wants me to send random txt msgs throughout the day, I'm cool with it but I have no idea what to text her, any suggestions

i've had a crush on you for years

Ask her if she knows the difference between jam and jelly.


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i wanna finger your butthole

jakes on you i'm an octopus

Our first child will be named Jesus

I going to blow with the force of the mt. saint helen eruption in your vagina

pics of gf to evaluate what type of message to send

[QUOTE=newbodybuilder2;617448343]I never been a cheesy guy, but my current girlfriend told me she wants me to send random txt msgs throughout the day, I'm cool with it but I have no idea what to text her, any suggestions[/QUOTE]

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I would do unspeakable things to your anus.

I had a dream of us holding hands miles from here, breaking free of this world, loving truly, the span of a moment, pure love unleashed. <3

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bout tree fiddy.

i was just thinking about how hard im going to plow you next time i see you. oh and a sandwich better be ready for when im finished.

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Just text the word "Stop" and when she replies "Stop What?" (as they usually do). reply with "Thinking about me and smiling because you are doing it right now"... Will need a mop to clean up the floor beneath her feet.


Stolen from a thread a few months ago.

Dtf?

"Smile baby, you're amazing" works like a charm

Is your middle name Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for

";)"


bitches love the wink face.

my dik is oxyen and your vagina is hydrogen i wanna make you drip h2o

do you like daggers?

[QUOTE=LongHornsBruh;617452233]my dik is oxyen and your vagina is hydrogen i wanna make you drip h2o[/QUOTE]

win

How many hotdogs can you fit?




























...in one bun

What does a gay horse eat?


HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY





Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Corny jokes work pretty well. Or you could try this....text her "Stop" and when she asks "stop what" say "thinking about me and smiling".

[QUOTE=IsThisRealLife;617450643]I had a dream of us holding hands miles from here, breaking free of this world, loving truly, the span of a moment, pure love unleashed. <3[/QUOTE]

bro i wanna get laid

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[QUOTE=iamtheawesome;617450433]I would do unspeakable things to your anus.[/QUOTE]


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[QUOTE=Trauma5951;617449833]Our first child will be named Jesus[/QUOTE]

I'm actually gonna use this.