According to Muscle and Fitness, Dwayne Johnson takes
Preworkout:
12 oz. fresh, uncooked testicles of a silverback gorilla
During Workout
12 oz. unborn virgin cobra's blood
Post Workout:
12 oz. fresh, uncooked heart of a lion
From what i see there is no indication that they're just fuking around.
What's up with this?
He's missing the gallon of horse semen for extra protein.
Or eye of newt for youth ;)
Sweet, my local hunter/gatherer market have a special on this week on Lion heart. Only $2500/lbs!!!
[QUOTE=ARod44;445422341]According to Muscle and Fitness, Dwayne Johnson takes
Preworkout:
12 oz. fresh, uncooked testicles of a silverback gorilla
During Workout
12 oz. unborn virgin cobra's blood
Post Workout:
12 oz. fresh, uncooked heart of a lion
From what i see there is no indication that they're just fuking around.
What's up with this?[/QUOTE]
i think its pretty stupid, its just to cause massive misconceptions to newbies, that's all the magazines are filled with...
[QUOTE=jbland;445445181]i think its pretty stupid, its just to cause massive misconceptions to newbies, that's all the magazines are filled with...[/QUOTE]
Wow, just wow.
Its obviously a joke, and judging upon your stats and pictures, you look like you need some cobras blood son
[IMG]http://i664.photobucket.com/albums/vv5/sizeNstrength/perplexedjoker.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=ARod44;445422341]According to Muscle and Fitness, Dwayne Johnson takes
Preworkout:
12 oz. fresh, uncooked testicles of a silverback gorilla
During Workout
12 oz. unborn virgin cobra's blood
Post Workout:
12 oz. fresh, uncooked heart of a lion
From what i see there is no indication that they're just fuking around.
What's up with this?[/QUOTE]
lol and you believe that sh!t?
Don't rip on cobra blood. That stuff's amazing, added twenty pounds to my bench.
I was hoping a legit nutrition.
lol, that made my day man, thanks i needed that. i was thinking of suicide but you just saved my life. LLOLS
[QUOTE=wrongpipe;445446451]Wow, just wow.
Its obviously a joke, and judging upon your stats and pictures, you look like you need some cobras blood son[/QUOTE]
haha i agree old pic, but your a guy with no avi and you dont even lift as far as i know or care.
just to fill you in, this pic was taken after about a years progress "naturally"(still am), and its almost about to be 2, you can judge all you want, but you are what motivates me sir.
keep hatin
If I remember correctly, the magazine even set off the crazy stuff in a gray highlighting to make it pretty clear that that crazy stuff was a joke. You didn't quote it correctly. I think they listed the real stuff, and then the last item listed was the joke. It amazes me that some of the readership really thought, "hey, where can I buy a lion heart? My grocery store doesn't carry that."
[quote=arod44;445422341]according to muscle and fitness, dwayne johnson takes
preworkout:
12 oz. Fresh, uncooked testicles of a silverback gorilla
during workout
12 oz. Unborn virgin cobra's blood
post workout:
12 oz. Fresh, uncooked heart of a lion
from what i see there is no indication that they're just fuking around.
What's up with this?[/quote]
[size=+10]**** I bought [b]western lowland[/b] gorilla testicles!!
What the hell am I gonna do with 20 lbs of these now?!??![/size]
OP is obviously a roody-poo candy-ass.
[url]http://www.articlesbase.com/sports-and-fitness-articles/dwayne-johnson-training-get-buff-with-dwayne-johnsons-training-routine-1247062.html[/url]
[quote=erickstevens;445658501]op is obviously a roody-poo candy-ass.[/quote]
[b][size=20][u]This.[/u][/size][/b]
[QUOTE=snorkelman;445648781]If I remember correctly, the magazine even set off the crazy stuff in a gray highlighting to make it pretty clear that that crazy stuff was a joke. You didn't quote it correctly. I think they listed the real stuff, and then the last item listed was the joke. It amazes me that some of the readership really thought, "hey, where can I buy a lion heart? My grocery store doesn't carry that."[/QUOTE]
i'm looking at the magazine right now, and unless i'm colorblind the crazy stuff is in the same color. and no i didn't post all the real stuff that was above the gorilla testicles in the article. i'm just wondering why muscle and fitness would put that **** in there.
[QUOTE=ARod44;445942961]i'm looking at the magazine right now, and unless i'm colorblind the crazy stuff is in the same color. and no i didn't post all the real stuff that was above the gorilla testicles in the article. i'm just wondering why muscle and fitness would put that **** in there.[/QUOTE]
Because it's funny you dumb mother****er.
[QUOTE=joemauro;445968671]Because it's funny you dumb mother****er.[/QUOTE]
not really.