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[QUOTE=ipleadthe5th;688852561]Mines a complete douche bag acct.[/QUOTE]
Im sure it works, I was just giving him tips on what I think is best.. Esp if you arent or cant play the douchebag roll good.. Once you get the phone number or have to cover for yourself and start talking a completely diff way turns them off.. Thats why I think its good to have a mix of both on the profile.
[QUOTE=arian11;688854761]Maybe you should use your profile pic from here. Girls love dogs, lol.[/QUOTE]
Not helping.
[QUOTE=Marzzz;688855341]Not helping.[/QUOTE]
I don't think I'm the right guy to help. Haven't even gotten a number yet. It's only been like 3 days though so I still have hope.
[QUOTE=arian11;688854081]So you're married and just troll girls? Does Mrs. 5th know?[/QUOTE]
yup, she has an acct too, but its not for trolling
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After some small talk/pastas
Original Message YOU sent on 5/24/2011 6:04:53 AM
I will for sure :) and I understand that, but the people you are around are prob just as nervous as you are. But you should give me your phone number so I can plan the tv dinner date :)
Lol alright i dont give many guys my number on here but your kind of charming :p so here goes xxx xxx xxxx
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Original Message YOU sent on 5/26/2011 7:19:11 AM
What? From your pics it looks like you have a great body... But I guess you can get in your bathing suit till you got used to it ;)
Hahaha thanks! My body has changed since I had a baby and I'm not fond of it, I looked better before. But im getting off here, txt me xxx-xxx-xxxx
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like meh some chocolate. After the johny depp copy pasta.
Original Message YOU sent on 5/26/2011 10:30:16 AM
im making the arrangements now.. Give me your number and Ill txt you the details lol :)
Haha xxx-xxx-xxxx. I'll be waiting
gjdm
Damn, chalup you getting numbers left and right. Can you show use what your profile looks like? I've editted mine some, but I guess its too late since the girls I've messaged have probably already seen the old one and aren't gonna check it again.
isthisreallife.jpg? first time on PoF and half the girls in my area have kids...
uh oh i think i may have been banned from pof. my troll account is gone and i can't send messages from my real one. i'm reading it's only a 3 day ban the first time so i should be good to go after the long weekend.
got a date lined up with a solid 8/10 gf material this weekend too
[QUOTE=Marzzz;688853771]No play at all on POF... majority of the girls would just unread and delete my message or reply once and delete. Tried asking for an MSN to talk to them but only got one but probably a troll. fml Wish I had more social pictures. :(
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You're doing it wrong. I did it with a 5 foot 6 unaesthetic dude for like 3 days and got 20 replies and 5 convos as well as 1 girl messaging me first. I'm sure you can do it FOLLOW THIS THREAD and don't go off and do your own thing.
[QUOTE=arian11;688858551]Damn, chalup you getting numbers left and right. Can you show use what your profile looks like? I've editted mine some, but I guess its too late since the girls I've messaged have probably already seen the old one and aren't gonna check it again.[/QUOTE]
lol its the same exact profile I think i got off the first version of this post.. I guess im lucky in an area where no one has used any of the stuff off here. And I look decent with a nice body(no homo) If your good at transitioning between a couple pastas go in for the number.. If shes gonna give it shes gonna give it, if not then why even waste with useless chat.
I am a shallow, conceited, arrogant prick. I can also be the most sincere, thoughtful, gentleman you meet. I believe life is all about taking chances and meeting new people, experiencing new things, and having your perceptions altered. People think they have a "type." People think I have a "type." I prefer not to categorize people.
Personally, I like to go out to bars, museums, clubs, restaurants, malls, etc. I like to have a good time wherever I am and I love to laugh and make others laugh. In my time alone I enjoy keeping up with the news, staying fit, and drinking wine. I love to cook at home, kick back in my robe and watch movies with a spicy cigar or smooth scotch...or both. I do give foot rubs if I like you.
If you're the type who just looks at pictures to decide who you will talk to, that's great; I can be just as one-dimensional as you. If you actually read profiles that's cool, too; I love conversation.
Please don't waste my time if you're still "figuring out what you want" or any of that BS. You need to know you want me and be up front if you don't. I don't respond to games. I'm mature enough to walk away and I hope you are, too.
I love music of all sorts. I'll get down with whatever's good. I've got my tastes but I'm not a snob. I like Lady Gaga as much as I do Sinatra, however I hate the Black Eyed Peas.
My two favorite movies are...
1. Robocop
2. The Adventures of Milo & Otis
If you don't need a drunken night of karaoke to loosen up and you can laugh at Beavis & Butt-Head then we might get along. My ideal is someone who can be happy wrapping up in a blanket and watching Jersey Shore. You'll have to put up with a lot of Arnold Schwarzenegger memorabilia laying around, though.
I'm on here to meet people. Take a chance and message me.
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^ Makeup
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^ No makeup?
WTF?
[QUOTE=PlayboySpanky;688859171]isthisreallife.jpg? first time on PoF and half the girls in my area have kids...[/QUOTE]
yaa dude, why do you think the good looking ones are on there? I think like 80% of the women on pof have kids.. Your just tryna hit it and quit it. The 4 girls Ive met up with on here were sluts, and had kids and ****ty/abusive baby daddys..
Guise, is the PoF "viewed me" thing legit? Because 15 minutes after i joined i have 2 pages of views.
[QUOTE=chalup;688865331]yaa dude, why do you think the good looking ones are on there? I think like 80% of the women on pof have kids.. Your just tryna hit it and quit it. The 4 girls Ive met up with on here were sluts, and had kids and ****ty/abusive baby daddys..[/QUOTE]
Thats all i want brah but sh*t, on OkC a girl with kids in my area is a rare find
[QUOTE=PlayboySpanky;688868631]Thats all i want brah but sh*t, on OkC a girl with kids in my area is a rare find[/QUOTE]
Straight up, if you have a lot of women on OKC for your area I'd stick to it. OKC sucks for my area otherwise I wouldn't be on POF. Luckily pof produces some fine ladies daily around me.
[QUOTE=arian11;688856061]I don't think I'm the right guy to help. Haven't even gotten a number yet. It's only been like 3 days though so I still have hope.[/QUOTE]
Been a Four days for me.
Summary
-One chick gave me her MSN (maybe a troll)
-Four chicks replied
-Four chicks wanted to meet me (two out of the four were attractive)
Original Message YOU sent on 5/26/2011 6:02:34 PM
I think the next time I go to the sperm bank I'm going to use you profile picture
Her: They will be closed that day
WTF does that mean?
Oh and if there is 2 girls in the main pic, she is the uglier one by default amirite?
Btw, that middle girl i posted invited me over for the night. I work at 7am though, and she lives a solid hour, maybe more away... what do?!
[QUOTE=Kc17;688873631]Btw, that middle girl i posted invited me over for the night. I work at 7am though, and she lives a solid hour, maybe more away... what do?![/QUOTE]
Man up, drive there, bang, have excuse to leave afterwards, go to work tired but proud.
Wow... Note: bottom to top.
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my copypasta comes up like
JJJJJJJJJ
JJJ
JJJJJJJJJ
JJJJ
JJJJJJJJ
how do you fix?
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DA **** is this?
[QUOTE=Marzzz;688890131]Wow... Note: bottom to top.
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I r n00b. I don't get your most recent reply.
[QUOTE=PlayboySpanky;688892191]my copypasta comes up like
JJJJJJJJJ
JJJ
JJJJJJJJJ
JJJJ
JJJJJJJJ
how do you fix?[/QUOTE]
Yea mine does that too. So I edit it and hit delete at the end of the smaller lines and move the other text up.
Me:
So I gotta put this out there. Are you the type to actually meet up for date/whatever or are we gonna message back and forth forever?
Her:
Lol if I feel comfortable hanging out I dont see a problem.
Me:
Do you like to text?
Her:
Actually I dont, I have recently realized I hate carrying a phone lol.
Wtf mate?
[QUOTE=arian11;688896301]Yea mine does that too. So I edit it and hit delete at the end of the smaller lines and move the other text up.[/QUOTE]
i've done that. even wrote it out. still does it. feelsbadman.jpg
[QUOTE=arian11;688895741]I r n00b. I don't get your most recent reply.[/QUOTE]
It's just that I was shocked she's asking that. It was pretty obvious that I was calling her pretty. Haha
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girl messages me, part time delta airlines flight attendant huh? doilookdumb.jpg
[QUOTE=Marzzz;688898231]It's just that I was shocked she's asking that. It was pretty obvious that I was calling her pretty. Haha[/QUOTE]
Yea, but that's how girls are. Especially since they aren't clever enough to reply back with something good. So they reply back with something obvious and put lol at the end. But we won't call them out on it cuz they are hot.