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[QUOTE=chazzy1864;990820833]
I'm okay, sort of. My body is rejecting at the moment. It is unhappy with the extreme lack of sleep and the copious amounts of various chemicals I've been pumping into it over the last few days.
I go from wanting to sleep, to needing to be up. Curled up is better, to being stretched out. Water is my life saver to making me want to puke. I don't really have a hangover per se, but I need to find a way to string together some solid hours of sleep while flushing with lots of water.[/QUOTE]
So how many more years are you going to carry on like this?
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[QUOTE=mjw8204;990897283]So how many more years are you going to carry on like this?[/QUOTE]
Pretty soon his heart's going to explode so that decision will be made for him.
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Ain't no party like a chozzlewod party cuz a chozzlewod party don't stop.
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[QUOTE=medjen;990900033]Pretty soon his heart's going to explode so that decision will be made for him.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=theshoupguy;990902633]Ain't no party like a chozzlewod party cuz a chozzlewod party don't stop.[/QUOTE]
He's on his way to a Vh1 reality show.
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Side note:
Ranters, if you have a geeky woman you need to buy a Christmas gift for, check this site out. [url]http://www.heruniverseshop.com[/url]
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[QUOTE=mjw8204;990897283]So how many more years are you going to carry on like this?[/QUOTE]
lol, years?
I give him six months.
Chuzz, slow down, bro.
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My girlfriend's primary hobby is horseback riding. I have no idea what to get her for Christmas.
The other day in my infinite charm I jokingly told her that I'll probably get her a bottle of glue.
She didn't talk to me for the entire day.
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[QUOTE=theshoupguy;990902633]Ain't no party like a chozzlewod party cuz a chozzlewod party don't stop.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=mjw8204;990905103]He's on his way to a Vh1 reality show.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lencho;990912743]lol, years?
I give him six months.
Chuzz, slow down, bro.[/QUOTE]
E! True Chuzzlewood Story.
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[QUOTE=kvk1;990913963]My girlfriend's primary hobby is horseback riding. I have no idea what to get her for Christmas.
The other day in my infinite charm I jokingly told her that I'll probably get her a bottle of glue.
She didn't talk to me for the entire day.[/QUOTE]
you are my hero
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[QUOTE=PeterGibbons316;990915053]you are my hero[/QUOTE]
ltfol, x2
Your girl got her own horse, kvk?
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[QUOTE=Lencho;990917073]Your girl got her own horse, kvk?[/QUOTE]
No, but she wants get one of her own in the future.
She's part of a riding club that that provides the horses, training, trips, etc.
She has been badgering me to go on one of her group outings.
I keep telling her no way in hell, what do I look like, Fabio?
She does not understand the reference.
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[QUOTE=kvk1;990913963]My girlfriend's primary hobby is horseback riding. I have no idea what to get her for Christmas.
The other day in my infinite charm I jokingly told her that I'll probably get her a bottle of glue.
She didn't talk to me for the entire day.[/QUOTE]You should get her some assless chaps.
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[QUOTE=kvk1;990913963]My girlfriend's primary hobby is horseback riding. I have no idea what to get her for Christmas.
The other day in my infinite charm I jokingly told her that I'll probably get her a bottle of glue.
She didn't talk to me for the entire day.[/QUOTE]Tell her you got her a weekend pass for free riding passes at Bologna Pony Ranch.
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[QUOTE=theshoupguy;990918753]You should get her some assless chaps.[/QUOTE]
lol
i will say this...women look sexy as hell in their riding attire
those ridiculously tight pants and knee high boots
hellooooo
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[QUOTE=mjw8204;990897283]So how many more years are you going to carry on like this?[/QUOTE]
Yet to be determined
[QUOTE=medjen;990900033]Pretty soon his heart's going to explode so that decision will be made for him.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=theshoupguy;990902633]Ain't no party like a chozzlewod party cuz a chozzlewod party don't stop.[/QUOTE]
lawlz
[QUOTE=mjw8204;990905103]He's on his way to a Vh1 reality show.[/QUOTE]
just gotta get lots more money and develop a coke addiction.
[QUOTE=kvk1;990913963]My girlfriend's primary hobby is horseback riding. I have no idea what to get her for Christmas.
The other day in my infinite charm I jokingly told her that I'll probably get her a bottle of glue.
She didn't talk to me for the entire day.[/QUOTE]
Fantastic!
Cafe was closed. Detoured to potbellys. Big chicken salad, chips and bowl of chili will have to suffice.
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[QUOTE=kvk1;990913963]My girlfriend's primary hobby is horseback riding. I have no idea what to get her for Christmas.
The other day in my infinite charm I jokingly told her that I'll probably get her a bottle of glue.
She didn't talk to me for the entire day.[/QUOTE]Suggest that, in order for you to come up with the best Christmas ideas for her, you'll need to make sure she's a real cowgirl.
[img]http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/83412/if-you-know-what-i-mean.gif[/img]
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[QUOTE=kvk1;990913963]My girlfriend's primary hobby is horseback riding. I have no idea what to get her for Christmas.
The other day in my infinite charm I jokingly told her that I'll probably get her a bottle of glue.
She didn't talk to me for the entire day.[/QUOTE]Riding crop.
Lasso.
Cowboy boots.
Finish off the gift-giving with a suggestive nod.
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[QUOTE=theshoupguy;990919053]Tell her you got her a weekend pass for free riding passes at Bologna Pony Ranch.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't recommend. Nothing like the postcards.
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[QUOTE=kvk1;990913963]My girlfriend's primary hobby is horseback riding. I have no idea what to get her for Christmas.
The other day in my infinite charm I jokingly told her that I'll probably get her a bottle of glue.
She didn't talk to me for the entire day.[/QUOTE]Paint your junk to look like a carrot, and get her one of these:
[img]http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/i/m/image_4669.jpg[/img]
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I see a bottle of Stetson in Kavak's future.
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[QUOTE=mjw8204;990921843]I see a bottle of Stetson in Kavak's future.[/QUOTE]
With a little note reflecting you don't ride horseback.
And a flower.
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[QUOTE=kvk1;990919863]lol
i will say this...women look sexy as hell in their riding attire
those ridiculously tight pants and knee high boots
hellooooo[/QUOTE]
Better than this?
[img]http://heelsandthequeencity.heels.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/PanAmFlightGirls.jpg[/img]
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Apples and Samsungs.
The flight attendant uniform is situational-sexy.
The riding uniform is just sexy-sexy.
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Cobie Smulders in the Tomb Raider outfit was pretty sexy-sexy.
Too bad the series is still in a fiery downward spiral.
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[QUOTE=theshoupguy;990962053]Cobie Smulders in the Tomb Raider outfit was pretty sexy-sexy.
Too bad the series is still in a fiery downward spiral.[/QUOTE]
I was so angry watching that episode.
They made the characters act so dumb. It was so bad.
I hate to say this but the show has reached Big Bang Theory levels of "nothingness."
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[QUOTE=theshoupguy;990921413]Paint your junk to look like a carrot, and get her one of these:
[img]http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/i/m/image_4669.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[youtube]2Rk5a0EEZ-o[/youtube]
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[QUOTE=kvk1;990963173]I was so angry watching that episode.
They made the characters act so dumb. It was so bad.
I hate to say this but the show has reached Big Bang Theory levels of "nothingness."[/QUOTE]I'm liking Big Bang Theory a lot more than HIMYM now.
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[QUOTE=theshoupguy;990979133]I'm liking Big Bang Theory a lot more than HIMYM now.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/h9RMq.gif[/img]
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have you guys seen Lincoln?
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[QUOTE=Orlando1234977;990683523]Excellent. Ephedra works well too in this mix if properly built up tolerance levels are in place.[/QUOTE]
+ tachycardia
[QUOTE=SquatTilYouDrop;990797323]So they hold your personal information and thoughts hostage for ever.
Someone told me this is in the user agreement you clicked yes to before joining.[/QUOTE]
Which is why I NEVER joined in the first place.
[QUOTE=medjen;990910833]Side note:
Ranters, if you have a geeky woman you need to buy a Christmas gift for, check this site out. [url]http://www.heruniverseshop.com[/url][/QUOTE]
Thanks, last gift acquired for M.
[QUOTE=kvk1;990913963]My girlfriend's primary hobby is horseback riding. I have no idea what to get her for Christmas.
The other day in my infinite charm I jokingly told her that I'll probably get her a bottle of glue.
She didn't talk to me for the entire day.[/QUOTE]
In 10 years you be getting her either a knee repair or replacement, true story. Got M hers in 1997, lol.
[QUOTE=theshoupguy;990918753]You should get her some assless chaps.[/QUOTE]
She already got them for him, it's tacky when you're dressed alike. ;)
[QUOTE=kvk1;990919863]lol
i will say this...women look sexy as hell in their riding attire
those ridiculously tight pants and knee high boots
hellooooo[/QUOTE]
Yea, that horsey girl ass is kickin. The first time I let her on top I ended up with bruised ribs, true story. You have NO IDEA how fukn bad it sucks schlepping through Southeast Asia with an 80 lb pack and bruised ribs. Trying to explain to them that they're not gonna fall off is useless. You youngins take note of that, I don't want you making the same mistake. I have some pics here of M when she was big time into eventing.