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I am in the military and I own guns. I have been informed that because of this I am an ignorant hick.
Thanks to the brah that awared me of this. Otherwise I would have gone through life considering myself an expert and a professional, as well as a responsible american exercising constitutionally protected rights.
Figured i might as well post my pic
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Yer, me too brah. We're all hicks. Can't afford shirts that cost over 5$ so I have to shop at Wal-Mart.
[QUOTE=xBODOMx;315370301]Yer, me too brah. We're all hicks. Can't afford shirts that cost over 5$ so I have to shop at Wal-Mart.[/QUOTE]
Dat dere walmart is better than a double wide I tell ya
brb watching Nascar and drinking beer with my hot southern slut.
Hey, if I am hick, I am going to do it up.
[QUOTE=NissanRob;315371961]brb watching Nascar and drinking beer with my hot southern slut.
Hey, if I am hick, I am going to do it up.[/QUOTE]
Dont forget to put the singing fish on your wall. That is a must have
brb being a new jersey hick
[QUOTE=blumpkin415;315372181]Dont forget to put the singing fish on your wall. That is a must have[/QUOTE]
Yes, most definitely, it will make the price of my double wide go up for sure.
Hanging a pair of truck balls from my 350z, after I lift it...
Hay i taught i saw u standen out thaaar, and i taught to myself.... wut wood jesus dooo?
Hell, I'm from Mississippi, so I must be a hick. I need my many guns for these giants ass rats we got down here. They make good eatin'.
The South Will Rise Again!!! YEEEEEHAW!!!!!
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boy i tell ya what texas is my home F all ya dirty people out dere yeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwww
brb shootin mah gun.
brb getin' more of dem wife beatin' shirts from walmart.
[QUOTE=djfuzzy;315375371]brb getin' more of dem wife beatin' shirts from walmart.[/QUOTE]
Dont forget to spill some motor oil and pabst blue ribbon on it before chris brown'ing your barefoot and pregnant wife
I'll be honest, the military part pissed me off more than the rest of it and I've never been in the military. Havind said that, it all pissed me off to some degree.
[QUOTE=blumpkin415;315375591]Dont forget to spill some motor oil and pabst blue ribbon on it before chris brown'ing your barefoot and pregnant wife[/QUOTE]
Got me sum moonshine makin up for i let my woman no hoo the boss of this here singul wide is. Cant afford nun of dem can drinks
Guys what do I have to do to become a hick?
I live in Texas.
Am I a hick?
my name is cleetus, i live in a tractor trailor, and i cling to guns and the bible
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brb going to my brother and sister's marriage ceremony inside the garage