¬¬¬ Plenty of Fish Discussion Thread V.4¬¬¬
♛ POF Krew ♛ welcomes all the unknowns, lurkers, newcomers, and any man who uses the internet to score some punani from insecure females who deliver noodz on request.
PART:1 [url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=132621003&highlight=plenty+fish+discussion[/url]
PART:2 [url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=133483233[/url]
PART:3 [url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=135218271[/url]
Sithbrah’s quick guide- [url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3672053&d=1314810792[/url]
Two good profile examples, credit Antiglobalist. [url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3726003&d=1316571981[/url]
[QUOTE=AntiGlobalist;754133233]So did a little experiment brahs.
My first profile I was very successful with. It was all cocky funny humor. Not one serious thing. Sounded like a Chuck Norris facts page almost.
Girls loved it. Then for whatever reason I thought I needed to make my profile more real, thought girls would like that "real" guy more. And made it still cocky and funny but was a lot longer and had a lot more of the "normal" stuff like my interests, who I was looking for, etc.
Well my ****ing response rate dropped like 90%. Literally dropped off the face of the planet. Same pictures. Same everything, except my "about me" section.
So I re-vamped my profile, made it even cockier and funnier, not ONE piece of serious info. And now my results are through the roof again.
So, guys, it's all about how FUNNY and CONFIDENT(cocky) you can come across on your profile and NOT about your pictures or anything else. I've attached a little primer I got from a different site to get you thinking in the right direction. I changed most of it up to fit my own interests personality. But that's the way your profile needs to sound.
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The original stuff, NOTE: Most of these copy pasta’s are played out, good read either way though, and many members (Myself included) still have good luck with them, depends on your area really.
The texting guide: [url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3412041&d=1307342994[/url]
POF.txt [url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3412051&d=1307343025[/url]
POF2.txt [url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3412061&d=1307343035[/url]
POFLines.docx [url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3412411&d=1307362146[/url]
Must Read! G.A.M.E.docx [url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3412431&d=1307362162[/url]
MILFS! - I hear a lot of misc'ers asking what to say when a milf responds but pulls the "sorry but you're too young for me" card. Play it, don't be beta, it's usually just a siht test and if you respond right you'll blow away all the other youngins she sends it to, a few examples:
To be honest you shouldn't mention your age as such a negative thing, you simply put too many limits on yourself when you do that and that's no fun, I'm glad I made you laugh once, hopefully I made you think twice ;) "Insert something else to keep convo going"
OR
Age is merely a number derived at by humans to keep track of our existence in relation to the earths revolution around the sun, so in essence it is arbitrary and meaningless, really we can just call it 10 years and I'm ok with that. "resume convo"
OR
"Resume convo & ignore it"
With that said, remember the commandments:
Though shalt disregard any girl that can’t be number closed or nudes acquired within 7 messages
Though shalt heed no warning about a hoe not wanting the cawk
No hoe is out of your league fool
WRAP YOUR WILLY WITH THESE GIRLS, THEY ARE ALL DIRTY DIRTY BIRDS!
With that said I'll kick it off with a chubby bish that messaged me the other day, the slut is strong with this one...... not a single fuk will be given when I clap dem cheeks.
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Her: haha your pretty funny!
Me: Oh come on, what kind of opening message is that? I'm hysterical. And you're going to need to send me a better message than that if you want to get in my pants. You can start with your favorite flower (Don't say Lilly!), whether you prefer chinese or italian food, and how many cheetos you can fit in your mouth at one time (Just curious). I expect it in my inbox no later than 11:00 pm tonight ;)
Her: Excuse me.... hysterical it is! i didnt say anything about your pants FYI. flower... a dahlia. lilly is my dogs name haha. i would
have to go with chinese but sushi would be even better. cheetos... are kind of yucky... maybe twenty....twenty five if i was
stoned haha