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Why did you steal my dog.
[QUOTE=Wh1teDyn0mite;1318327901]Why did you steal my dog.[/QUOTE]
Never been to uk.
Think you're confusing carny with pikey.
And it's dag
do you like daggers
Do you smell like cabbage?
Why are you all so mean and infected-looking? :( I'm just trying to have a good time playing that "win an almost dead fish" game :(
Why did you run away with the circus?
[QUOTE=Masterbetaa;1318329131]do you like daggers[/QUOTE]
Mmm I'm more of a firearm guy but I like blades too.
[QUOTE=velvetmudhole;1318329311]Do you smell like cabbage?[/QUOTE]
Mmm most likely;)
I don't have small hands though.
[QUOTE=Victorious;1318329481]Why are you all so mean and infected-looking? :( I'm just trying to have a good time playing that "win an almost dead fish" game :([/QUOTE]
Woo strong stereotype.
I'm actually really nice.
Most carnies hate their lives so that's probably why.
Infected? Toothless maybe but infected? Hmm idrk
Why the hell are you trying to win a dead fish?
[QUOTE=DeathDefying;1318329961]Why did you run away with the circus?[/QUOTE]
Well carnival doesn't equate to circus.
I didn't run away and join the carnival I was born into it.
What's your favourite ride?
[QUOTE=squatz4ndOatz;1318331391]What's your favourite ride?[/QUOTE]
The Disko, only because it's my inheritance.
I'm really partial to bumper cars, love blowing people up.
[QUOTE=Thrumberg;1318332581]Do you touch yourself at night?[/QUOTE]
Only while at work.
I like getting paid to fap Nom saiyain
Because of your small handsize what odd jobs do you do around town for extra money?
what wouldn't you do for $20?
[QUOTE=Clinos;1318333211]Because of your small handsize what odd jobs do you do around town for extra money?[/QUOTE]
I have big hands actually but I sit in the produce section of super markets to add to cabbage smell.
QUOTE=lostkunt;1318333701]what wouldn't you do for $20?[/QUOTE]
Take a shower and your mom.
[QUOTE=Creaso;1318333891]I have big hands actually but I sit in the produce section of super markets to add to cabbage smell.[/QUOTE]
Witty and worthy of my 1269 post/rep ratio post. Carry on carny, carry on.
what do you do there? do you operate a ride or some game?
how much do you make?
are all the games rigged?
got a funny story you can share?
got a fight story you can share?
How much money do you make
[QUOTE=Thrumberg;1318334291]Have you stopped beating your wife?[/QUOTE]
Lol
Yes, but my wife is my hand and she beats me every night;)
[QUOTE=Masterbetaa;1318329131]do you like daggers[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Creaso;1318330451]Mmm I'm more of a firearm guy but I like blades too.[/QUOTE]
not aware
[QUOTE=Creaso;1318330451]Mmm I'm more of a firearm guy but I like blades too.
Woo strong stereotype.
I'm actually really nice.
Most carnies hate their lives so that's probably why.
Infected? Toothless maybe but infected? Hmm idrk
Why the hell are you trying to win a dead fish?
[/QUOTE]
I want to see if I can nurture it back to health, restore its life :( give it a happy life.
Another question: Has a carnival go-er ever annoyed the shyt out of you that you cranked the speed ride up? Are you even allowed to do that? What would happen if someone wants to get off, if they've had enough and they yell "STOP!" do you actually stop? or do you ignore??
Guess OP's break is over.
[QUOTE=Victorious;1318341311]Guess OP's break is over.[/QUOTE]
It's the off season.
I just took a shower going out for my friends bday.
[QUOTE=TacitoJustice;1318334651]what do you do there? do you operate a ride or some game?
how much do you make?
are all the games rigged?
got a funny story you can share?
got a fight story you can share?[/QUOTE]
I run the Disko ride.
I make >24 grand a year[QUOTE=TacitoJustice;1318334651]what do you do there? do you operate a ride or some game?
how much do you make?
are all the games rigged?
got a funny story you can share?
got a fight story you can share?[/QUOTE]
I run the Disko, it's a ride.
I make poverty 24 grand a year.
Getting a CDL soon and going to be close to six figures hopefully.
All the games are difficult but can be done.
When I was 12 I was working the long range basketball. Some 300+ pound black dood plays. As he is bouncing the ball he starts howling like a chimp. One of the weirdest things I've ever seen
Lol my dad choked some tall native dude til he coughed up blood.
[QUOTE=Clinos;1318334431]Witty and worthy of my 1269 post/rep ratio post. Carry on carny, carry on.[/QUOTE]
Rep=post count.
[QUOTE=SurfBrah69;1318334891]How much money do you make[/QUOTE]
See above.
[QUOTE=jasonpullar;1318336521]not aware[/QUOTE]
Me either lol.
Do you ever meet girls at the carnival then take them back to the carnival as a date?
do you live in a trailer that follows the carnival around? do you travel nationwide? when were you last laid?
[QUOTE=Victorious;1318338211]I want to see if I can nurture it back to health, restore its life :( give it a happy life.
Another question: Has a carnival go-er ever annoyed the shyt out of you that you cranked the speed ride up? Are you even allowed to do that? What would happen if someone wants to get off, if they've had enough and they yell "STOP!" do you actually stop? or do you ignore??[/QUOTE]
I tried not to get annoyed and laugh at everything that pisses me off.
Some rides you can speed it up and make it go longer, my ride you can but I don't.
The speed is set for safety if I raise it someone can get hurt and I'll go to jail.
Usually I keep it going. You got to get over your fear sometime. If it looks serious I'll stop it.
I used to be scared of rides so I understand.
[QUOTE=Bigred0289;1318357331]do you live in a trailer that follows the carnival around? do you travel nationwide? when were you last laid?[/QUOTE]
I have a trailer and a truck yup. I live in a house during the 2month off season.
My show travels to Texas, Arizona, and California.
Last time was a threesome about two weeks ago. It was my first threesome too.
[QUOTE=DieVerwandlung;1318356131]Do you ever meet girls at the carnival then take them back to the carnival as a date?[/QUOTE]
Lol not really. It's not my cup of tea but it'd save me money.
that ball game where you to bank the wiffle ball off the board into the bucket? how do i win it?
whats the least amount of money you've blown someone for?
ru friends with morgue? if not no care
what drugs do you take
[QUOTE=Bigred0289;1318363451]that ball game where you to bank the wiffle ball off the board into the bucket? how do i win it?[/QUOTE]
Man find a short person and under hand it so it hits the top of the board and rolls Down it.
[QUOTE=Creaso;1318330451]Mmm I'm more of a firearm guy but I like blades too.
Mmm most likely;)
I don't have small hands though.
Woo strong stereotype.
I'm actually really nice.
Most carnies hate their lives so that's probably why.
Infected? Toothless maybe but infected? Hmm idrk
Why the hell are you trying to win a dead fish?
Well carnival doesn't equate to circus.
I didn't run away and join the carnival I was born into it.[/QUOTE]
does it really piss carnival folk off when ppl equate to circus? like is there lot of bad blood between carnies and circus ppl?