also you can switch position with her for a change and make sure your ass is specially smelly/sweaty that day. She will freak out and be extra clean the next time because she'll be afraid to smell bad.
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also you can switch position with her for a change and make sure your ass is specially smelly/sweaty that day. She will freak out and be extra clean the next time because she'll be afraid to smell bad.
[QUOTE=AliensAreHere;578520361]this is me laughing at this thread
[url]http://vocaroo.com/?media=vqplpEML5JtOs35eB[/url]
i had to look at the thread a 2nd time to record, [B]my first laughs were better[/B][/QUOTE]
Oh absolutely, my first time reading I was literally tearing up from laughing and my chest physically ached from some of the replies.
[QUOTE=Airbull;578524281]so your gf is pale and has a stinky butth0le.
fail[/QUOTE]
lol she's a nice girl, just has dat der protein ass I guess.
[QUOTE=blizo843;578532541]pics of gf nao![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BertBrah;578536271][B]Pics of gf or neg train[/B]....i gotta see what kind of girl produces a stench that bad[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=blizo843;578561131]pics of girl in 1 hr [B]or beastmode negged[/B]. the choice is yours[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/1182/repzorz1.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=jqnmartinez;578604681]Op does your gf have a big ass srs ......I had 3 chics in the past that had big asses and they all seemed to have had this problem. One chic I use to love phucking doggy style but would have to keep my head turned sideways because of the odor creeping up[/QUOTE]
Tried to get pics of behind, but to no avail. It's pretty big, I guess. Pic. of her below, though.
[QUOTE=exdtuner;578586081]That's freakin gross. I have never, not one time smelled my wifes butt when we 69 and we've been together for five years.
I's straight up tell her her butthole stinks and you will not be eating any pink taco until she figures out how to fix the situation.[/QUOTE]
Easier said than done! Like I said, I don't want to not get pussy for a week and embarrass the poor girl by saying that her ass smells like sewage.
6/10 Misc. standards (if that) - this is the stinker brahs. (Girl on right with yellow)
[IMG]http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/2182/deb10ash.png[/IMG]
inb4 'too young' etc. she's only 19, srs.
[QUOTE=eiker_ir;578613961]also you can switch position with her for a change and make sure your ass is specially smelly/sweaty that day. She will freak out and be extra clean the next time because she'll be afraid to smell bad.[/QUOTE]
But then she'll end up dumping me (damn these puns are too easy) saying I have the stinky ass and make a post in the Female Misc. talking about it. :( Feels bad man. (not srs)
nice chesticles
19 with a stinky corn hole?
PHAIL
Have sex after showering
damn, she looks cute. real life 7/10 at least. pretty disgusting to think she has a swamp ass though.... op did you see my suggestions about wet wipes? lol
[QUOTE=VirusTi;578621251]Have sex after showering[/QUOTE]
Hey man, sound advice! :) Post #215 and you don't think somebody's suggested it?
[QUOTE=stepintoliquid;578621501]damn, she looks cute. real life 7/10 at least. pretty disgusting to think she has a swamp ass though.... [B]op did you see my suggestions about wet wipes? lol[/B][/QUOTE]
yeah I'd smash her.....ohwait. lol yeah it's a huge turn-off, hence why I made this thread. If only I had a scat fetish. (:(?)
Yeah I saw it, I've read all the replies, I usually just LoL then keep scrolling.
lol I was phucking this girl doggy a couple weeks ago and the smell of sh!t was emanating from her ass it was pretty fuking disgusting to be honest I quickly decided to go back to missionary but i couldn't forget that stench jesus christ.. FUK EWW
Judging by the excellent diagram, I'd say your gf's poophole is open about 18x wider than it should be, especially with nothing exiting or entering it. I think that might be the problem. The poo-juice must be sublimating upon contact with the cool air in the room and poo-gas is rapidly entering your nostrils.
Here you go OP.
[img]http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/h/hi/hisks/1148058_wine_cork_1.jpg[/img]
She's cute op...Take my advice from my earlier post...get those body lotions that you can eat instead in your case dont eat it....use it as ass deoderant for your girl
Originally Posted by GymRat128
Never had this problem but seen stuff I wish I never seen during sexy time...They make these body lotions you put on your girl and lick off just put some on dem cheeks and dont lick it off just apply like lotion...there really strong that might work...sex shop sells them
[QUOTE=iliketojuggle;578622561]lol I was phucking this girl doggy a couple weeks ago and the smell of sh!t was emanating from her ass it was pretty fuking disgusting to be honest I quickly decided to go back to missionary but i couldn't forget that stench jesus christ.. FUK EWW[/QUOTE]
i had this happen to me also, its SUCH A FRIKKIN TURN OFF! Its pretty bad when a girls ass stinks and my man ass does not.
[QUOTE=lift_heavy20;578624271]i had this happen to me also, its SUCH A FRIKKIN TURN OFF! Its pretty bad when a girls ass stinks and my man ass does not.[/QUOTE]
yeah I am scared to do doggy anymore tbh.. it ruins my image of the girl permanently
[QUOTE=ihasbunneh;578622581][B]Judging by the excellent diagram[/B], I'd say your gf's poophole is open about 18x wider than it should be, especially with nothing exiting or entering it. I think that might be the problem. The poo-juice must be sublimating upon contact with the cool air in the room and poo-gas is rapidly entering your nostrils.
Here you go OP.
[img]http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/h/hi/hisks/1148058_wine_cork_1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Thanks.
Yeah I did draw it a bit wide, I noticed. In my defense it was a 5 minute job, sometimes I draw in MS Paint just for fun, so, I have experience.
It's not actually that big, quite small actually - just a cute little b-hole (srs) but god damn....
[QUOTE=iliketojuggle;578622561]lol I was phucking this girl doggy a couple weeks ago and the smell of sh!t was emanating from her ass it was pretty fuking disgusting to be honest I quickly decided to go back to missionary but i couldn't forget that stench jesus christ.. FUK EWW[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=lift_heavy20;578624271]i had this happen to me also, its SUCH A FRIKKIN TURN OFF! Its pretty bad when a girls ass stinks and my man ass does not.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=iliketojuggle;578624801]yeah I am scared to do doggy anymore tbh.. it ruins my image of the girl permanently[/QUOTE]
It really makes you reflect and realize that even little Catholic girls have their hairy and stinky little secrets. :\
[QUOTE=GymRat128;578624011]She's cute op...Take my advice from my earlier post...get those body lotions that you can eat instead in your case dont eat it....use it as ass deoderant for your girl
Originally Posted by GymRat128
Never had this problem but seen stuff I wish I never seen during sexy time...They make these body lotions you put on your girl and lick off just put some on dem cheeks and dont lick it off just apply like lotion...there really strong that might work...sex shop sells them[/QUOTE]
So how would I go about suggesting applying lotion to her inner-ass? lol not exactly casual conversation.
So how would I go about suggesting applying lotion to her inner-ass? lol not exactly casual conversation.[/QUOTE]
Tell her you might want a couple minute brake and want to taste some kiwi or mango ( depending on what flav. you get ) you supposed to put it on the cawk OP thats what its meant for ..since most guys gf's dont have funky smell's. Who wouldnt want to lube up there gf's cheeks before they get clapped? Maybe she's a freak and will roll with it and want to lube up your cheeks next time..dont worry thats automatically no homo since shes a girl...your good there if that happens
more pics?
I can't read this anymore--- laughing too much at school.
1. buy duct tape
2. ducts tape the vag and eat the azzhole
3. ???
4. profit
get on top. this way she'll be smelling your ass.
OP, why u wearing Pants?
rub some menthol under ur nose
lol this is the most awesome thread thing iv seen on here in SOOOOO long!
jesus christ, over 5 pages and people still asking OP why hes wearing pants.
[QUOTE=HSeries;578740901]jesus christ, over 5 pages and people still asking OP why hes wearing pants.[/QUOTE]
lol I just laugh
Lol.. I had to stop reading this thread at work today, **** was making me awkardly laff out of nowhere in front of my co-workers haha.
stop brushing your teeth. when she asks why just say you know your breath will smell like sh*t before you leave anyways
Tell her you want to have anal and she has to douche before hand.
I am sworn off doggy from now on not worth the risk even though I like the heart shape ass view stinky ass the number 1 biggest turn off
bump
Now you can 69 everyday..
[img]http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/503718/clip-dotw-a.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=iliketojuggle;578624801]yeah I am scared to do doggy anymore tbh.. it ruins my image of the girl permanently[/QUOTE]
lmao I hate that I'm able to identify with this :/