Anyone ever been whackin while you were laying down and just had your mouth half way open out of laziness and J in your own mouth?
Printable View
Anyone ever been whackin while you were laying down and just had your mouth half way open out of laziness and J in your own mouth?
lol
Did you enjoy it?
no, but then again I don't jack off with my mouth open
i have never done it but i did accidentally J on my face once
what the hell, were you whacking it pointing towards your face?
LOL!...this is some funny ass thread
yeah man i was laying down and **** ........ my pp points up
ROFL. All I can say is WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sucks.
your pp's dont point up?
Never in my mouth, but I've gotten it EVERYWHERE...
I've gotten it in my hair, on my underwear(and didn't realize and walked in front of family),..... i've gotten it on my keyboard, my floor, i've gotten in my coffee! (ANNOYING!)
It's just damn annoying. It's hard to control cos i never know how far it's going to shoot. If I have a good session I will shoot as far as like 3 feet, and I shoot big loads. It's freakin nasty. I've learned to just try to point it into "open space" lately.
I think sometimes you guys go too far.
[QUOTE=munson]your pp's dont point up?[/QUOTE]
why would you jerk it pointed up at your face? :confused:
[QUOTE=skelooth]why would you jerk it pointed up at your face? :confused:[/QUOTE]
i was laying down and my smooth pp was laying down on my stomach i was just going with the flow
[QUOTE=Cosmonaut]I think sometimes you guys go too far.[/QUOTE]
LMAO
lol, he said PP!!
[QUOTE=illwill3]lol, he said PP!![/QUOTE]
didnt want to offend anyone
I like your attitude son.
[QUOTE=munson]your pp's dont point up?[/QUOTE]
That has to do with the length of your susp ligs. No biggie.
[QUOTE=Ghosting]That has to do with the length of your susp ligs. No biggie.[/QUOTE]
really? what does it mean when your pp points up
i point away from my body and it wouldnt get in my mouth even if i was on my back cause like, toward load blowing time, im gritting my teeth triing not to blow the load, and well, you know. but a few time i was on my back and it got in my hair, and the ceilling. it was all over my t-shirt and it left this stian that normally come out on my underwear, but not this time noo .... and the stain on the cielling thank god my family is dumb and think its water stain form that the rain we had when this happened. and one other time i tried using my stomach to jerk off, i was rubbing it against my stomach with my hand and well it was awsome, but the load went all over me. it was so gross. but all in all i learned just how load i blow from my PP.
yea whacking feels goooood.
[QUOTE=skelooth]i've gotten in my coffee! (ANNOYING!)[/QUOTE]
thats gold
I've laid on my back & j/o god knows how many hundreds of times since I was 12 or 13. It's shot all over, hit my face, pillow,hair-- but I've never had any interest in eating/tasting/swallowing .... I just wipe it up!
hahah wtf?
ill tell u what that time i J'd on my face was pretty scary. it was close
no but i shot over my shoulder once as my sister come into my room and got jizz in her mouth