If i would have an interview on monday for a job, and had smoked thursday before that, what day would I be likely to have the test and what would my chances of passing be? Any tips or tricks would be appreciated.
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If i would have an interview on monday for a job, and had smoked thursday before that, what day would I be likely to have the test and what would my chances of passing be? Any tips or tricks would be appreciated.
how hard is it to get a job at ymca?
what do they look for?
why not just not smoke until you get the test if it's that soon?
then smoke up after
I'm saying I already smoked yesterday and the interview might be on Monday. Hypothetically
drink some dihydrogen monoxide. it will clean your body out. exercise too.
borrow your friends piss and tape it next to ur leg so its warm. then go in da bafroom and dump ur friends piss in the container.
I remember my stoner friend got a job at the AT&T stadium where the giants play and they do drug tests so i peed for him in a cup and he passed with my piss. hope i helped
I've heard exercising/sweating intensely helps. Niacin is supposedly helpful, at least that's what the guy in front of me in the supermarket told the cashier ("See this? Niacin. They won't catch me smoking mary jane now pretty lady")
When I was hired at my YMCA I never peed in a cup. Good luck at any rate. Free membership is awesome by the way.
Bleach and tetracyclide-7.
Not srs
Windex
/tread
fill a condom with your friends piss then prick a hole in it.
If I turn in my application on monday, when do you guys think the interview and/or drug test would be?
Why don't you stop doing an illegal drug that prohibits you from being considered for employment? Wow I am a damn genius.
And about using the whole other person's piss thing. Sometimes they check the temperature to see if it is real piss from you, or piss you brought in to hide a positive test for drugs.
The more serious question OP: Why is pot illegal?
[QUOTE=NoDestroyingMe;701897671]Why don't you stop doing an illegal drug that prohibits you from being considered for employment? Wow I am a damn genius.
And about using the whole other person's piss thing. Sometimes they check the temperature to see if it is real piss from you, or piss you brought in to hide a positive test for drugs.[/QUOTE]
Yea I think I'm done for a while, not really worth it at the moment
Anyone find it funny that someone that smokes weed is trying to get a job at YMCA? :p Anyways, there's a lot of variables that come into play. For starters, how often do you smoke?
[QUOTE=OneSwoleBro;701903701]Anyone find it funny that someone that smokes weed is trying to get a job at YMCA? :p Anyways, there's a lot of variables that come into play. For starters, how often do you smoke?[/QUOTE]
Not too often, like 3 times in the past month. And I'm trying to get a job there because all I have to do is sit at a desk, plus it's 6min from my house and it's already where I work out
[QUOTE=bob625;701910251]Not too often, like 3 times in the past month. And I'm trying to get a job there because all I have to do is sit at a desk, plus it's 6min from my house and it's already where I work out[/QUOTE]
Hmm, well, there's some nice sites on the web about detoxing the body. I may be able to pull up a few for you. You should be fine for the drug test though. If you're too worried about it, try to get someone else's piss. I've seen plenty of people pass who were way worse off than you are.
[QUOTE=OneSwoleBro;701912491]Hmm, well, there's some nice sites on the web about detoxing the body. I may be able to pull up a few for you. You should be fine for the drug test though. If you're too worried about it, try to get someone else's piss. I've seen plenty of people pass who were way worse off than you are.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the confidence booster but I don't think I'll feel good until I have a job lol
Alright your going to go to the damn interview and fsu after that they will say you are hired if you pass a drug test they will give you x amount of hours to do this mine was like 72 or some bs. the second you gtfo of the there start running and be looking to drink at the very minimum a gallon of water a day until it while also taking niacin before you go to bed in large doses, the day of drink water and a bunch of coke(cola) take vitamin b12 and take creatine because if you flush they will test for creatine levels to see if you flushed or not gl op
Hey man, did you ever end up getting drug tested?