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[QUOTE=aeons;326519993]Fellaz, LISTEN UP. It isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out. I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily, so it gives you an idea of what these hoez have to deal with. And man they do it with a damn smile on their face. That is why I like it, I make these hoez believe ( brainwash, traumatize, call it whatever) that this is their sole reason to exist.[/QUOTE]
unaware
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW fingers up the ass.. tongues swirling around your ASS CRACK.. wtf fuuuuuccck.. and you guys kiss them girls after too? YOU GUYS ARE KISSING your ass cracks practically..
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[QUOTE]I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MedicalCynic;326522343]wtf? strong hygiene[/QUOTE]
lmao! i lost it when I read that :D
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[QUOTE=Jifar;326523583]WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW fingers up the ass.. tongues swirling around your ASS CRACK.. wtf fuuuuuccck.. and you guys kiss them girls after too? YOU GUYS ARE KISSING your ass cracks practically..[/QUOTE]
Sooooo after a girl sucks your dick you don't kiss her after? Ever? wtf
Come on man.
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this is borderline homo. a tounge in my butt is just as bad as a finger in it, which is just as bad as a dildo...just saying
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Fawk yes, i just hope i don't have to fart.
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I use to think it was totally gross. But one day my gf surprised me and started licking my balls and then worked her way towards my ass. I was thinking in my mind at the time "WTF!!!?". But I let her continue and I actually enjoyed it.
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[QUOTE=5ammy;326525253]this is borderline homo. a tounge in my butt is just as bad as a finger in it, which is just as bad as a dildo...just saying[/QUOTE]
Only if you imagine it to be that way. I see it more as a girl licking my *******.
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All I know is before we make out again shes gonna be giving a bottle of bleach a rim job.
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[QUOTE=abrumlev;326526083]All I know is before we make out again shes gonna be giving a bottle of bleach a rim job.[/QUOTE]
Ahahahah.
yeah I'd be down for it. Licking, none of that tongue ****ing stuff. No fingers. Nah sonnnnnn.
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[QUOTE=Persekute;326519573]The 'ol Rusty Trombone.[/QUOTE]
Age: 14
Anyway, lol @ a chick begging to lick your anus, and even bigger lols at you saying no!
Jut dont kiss the bitch after and your sussed
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[QUOTE=Diab0lic;326526683]Age: 14
Anyway, lol @ a chick begging to lick your anus, and even bigger lols at you saying no!
Jut dont kiss the bitch after and your sussed[/QUOTE]
Made me lol
[IMG]http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Fat%20Kid%20Marshmallow%2002.jpg[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=JonnyBrutal;326524413]Sooooo after a girl sucks your dick you don't kiss her after? Ever? wtf
Come on man.[/QUOTE]
my dick is clean I was my thang all the fkin time.. my ass crack.. I just smear all that **** .. fkin nasty dude.. iunno.. she put her tongue IN MY ANUS MAN.. how am I gonna kiss her if I see stains.. or imagine her tongue downing **** residue.. WTF MAN
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[QUOTE=Jifar;326528573]my dick is clean I was my thang all the fkin time.. my ass crack.. I just smear all that **** .. fkin nasty dude.. iunno.. she put her tongue IN MY ANUS MAN.. how am I gonna kiss her if I see stains.. or imagine her tongue downing **** residue.. WTF MAN[/QUOTE]
That's why you shower before you let her and clean the inside of your ass.
When you eat her ass you want it to be clean, only fair to do sames with her.
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[QUOTE=aeons;326519993]Fellaz, LISTEN UP. It isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out. I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily, so it gives you an idea of what these hoez have to deal with. And man they do it with a damn smile on their face. That is why I like it, I make these hoez believe ( brainwash, traumatize, call it whatever) that this is their sole reason to exist.[/QUOTE]
The lulz, I have them.
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[QUOTE=JonnyBrutal;326529213]That's why you shower before you let her and clean the inside of your ass.
When you eat her ass you want it to be clean, only fair to do sames with her.[/QUOTE]
dawg I dont give a **** about being clean for her.. she can suck my dick if I dont shower for 10 days straight.. she can get all dirty for all I care.. I just refuse to ****in kiss the bitch if shes been inside my anus with her mouth..... brah you got to all that trouble to accomadate her.. you take A shower to make sure she isn't licking your **** stains.. thas nuts
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[QUOTE=Supadude;326517293]I would never subject a woman to that type of abuse.[/QUOTE]
Lol!
This.
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hahaha one time this older chick (not my mum ok?) was giving me a bj and i was taking for ever to blow
so she started kissing down past my balls and got to my arse area before I knew what was going on
I hadnt washed properly down there that day and on the best of best days it is still a effing mess (a **** hole so to speak)
man she worked away down there with her mouth like there was no tomorrow. I felt so bad for her. I expected her to throw up but she didnt. Strange
needless to say I didnt kiss her again
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[QUOTE=Jifar;326530133]dawg I dont give a **** about being clean for her.. she can suck my dick if I dont shower for 10 days straight.. she can get all dirty for all I care.. I just refuse to ****in kiss the bitch if shes been inside my anus with her mouth..... brah you got to all that trouble to accomadate her.. you take A shower to make sure she isn't licking your **** stains.. thas nuts[/QUOTE]
You don't solely take a shower just to clean your ass for her, you also take a shower to get clean in general. You really think the girl's mouth is going to taste like ass forever? What kind of girls do you date man? By your logic, you're practically kissing every guy, and every guy's dick that your woman or girl you've been with been with before you.
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[QUOTE=dan_the_man1997;326530453]hahaha one time this older chick (not my mum ok?) was giving me a bj and i was taking for ever to blow
so she started kissing down past my balls and got to my arse area before I knew what was going on
I hadnt washed properly down there that day and on the best of best days it is still a effing mess (a **** hole so to speak)
man she worked away down there with her mouth like there was no tomorrow. I felt so bad for her. I expected her to throw up but she didnt. Strange
needless to say I didnt kiss her again[/QUOTE]
repped for good story.. hahaha
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[QUOTE=aeons;326531073]You don't solely take a shower just to clean your ass for her, you also take a shower to get clean in general. You really think the girl's mouth is going to taste like ass forever? What kind of girls do you date man? By your logic, you're practically kissing every guy, and every guy's dick that your woman or girl you've been with been with before you.[/QUOTE]
no no I never said I wouldn't kiss her next week.. but for that sex session there will be no kissing.. none.. and I clean.. I take a shower once every day.. twice if I hit the gym.. but if shower.. take a ****.. have sex.. she eats my ass after ive taken a ****.. naw its not happening.. not a chance.. hell I wouldn't let her stimulate my ass crack so doesn't really matter..
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My ass is really clean but it still stinks to heaven even after I've showered. I suppose I could shove some soap up there but that's about as appealing as being ****ed by Mandingo.
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hell no, I would feel degraded if I let a girl do that. It would be degrading for both of us.
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[QUOTE=5ammy;326525253]this is borderline homo. a tounge in my butt is just as bad as a finger in it, which is just as bad as a dildo...just saying[/QUOTE]
slipper slope argument pwns!!
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[QUOTE=Jifar;326532413]no no I never said I wouldn't kiss her next week.. but for that sex session there will be no kissing.. none.. and I clean.. I take a shower once every day.. twice if I hit the gym.. but if shower.. take a ****.. have sex.. she eats my ass after ive taken a ****.. naw its not happening.. not a chance.. hell I wouldn't let her stimulate my ass crack so doesn't really matter..[/QUOTE]
Well it's pretty logical bro. I'm sure before your girl wants to kiss you, she'll brush her teeth and use mouthwash.
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this is a totally unrelated story but its somewhat similar (does that even make sense?)
The other day we had a Barbeque/drinks at the park in East Perth. This homeless dood came up to us all and tried talking about Footy scores. We just made idle conversation with him to be polite.
He asked to shake my hand. I didn't wanna say no cause I felt it might hurt his feelings, so I just shook his hand. Immediately after I went to the drinks and poured vodka all over my hand to kill the germs - The homeless guy had walked off at this point.
Anyway, I woke up the other night with an itchy bottom and I started stressing that the homeless guy had given me worms. The rest of the night i had nightmares that worms were crawling around outside of my arse as I slept.
Its still itchy now :(
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the hell are footy scores...
soccer scores?
footjobs?
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Australian Rules football :)
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[QUOTE=aeons;326519993] but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily, [/QUOTE]
wtf...
I have never had **** on my underwear unless I shart while I have the ****s
wtf man wipe your ass u smelly bastard
