even when im flacid you can see it poking through what the hell do i do in this situation... when im at the gym im afraid someones gonna mistake it for a semi...
its especially bad when im doing pullups it really pokes out then
advice please
even when im flacid you can see it poking through what the hell do i do in this situation... when im at the gym im afraid someones gonna mistake it for a semi...
its especially bad when im doing pullups it really pokes out then
advice please
wear underwear.
[QUOTE=tworedballs;541441803]wear underwear.[/QUOTE]
i do i even tried tight boxer briefs it didnt make a difference
[QUOTE=jakeeck;541442083]i do i even tried tight boxer briefs it didnt make a difference[/QUOTE]
lol stfu
strong attempt at bragging about cock size
if you wear briefs your cock has no way out unless u popping viagra
Why the fu ck would you care, are you fu cking gay or something??
We all have one, who the fu ck cares?? Girls like it anyways.
Im pretty sure we all have this "problem" as you like to put it.
dont sweat it nobody will even notice 2 inches anywayz
flip it up brah
[QUOTE=N01SYtZ;541442553]lol stfu
strong attempt at bragging about cock size
if you wear briefs your cock has no way out unless u popping viagra[/QUOTE]
no brag im average sized..
maybe the shorts i have arent baggy enough in the front or something
tie it around your thigh. Thats what I do.
sometimes, when my cock gets in the way when I'm wearing shorts, I tie it around my leg until I'm done doing whatever it is I was doing when it was in the way. then, when I'm done and wearing long pants again, I untie it and tuck it back into my sock.
walk around proud bro
lol wut. happens to everyone? unless you have a 12 inch cock no one will notice cuz no one stares at your cock at the gym.
rub it against a hot girls leg
Compression shorts breh
cut it in half
lulz this happens to me...i just have to "readjust" after every set
[QUOTE=JoshSP1985;541444083]Compression shorts breh[/QUOTE]
this
OP are you a woman because if you're a woman i would worry but if you are a man, thus posessing a penis then I wouldnt worry about it
only ****s stare at other dudes to look for their penis and women look for penis because they like penis
Arnold didn't give a fuk, why should you?
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ok this is what happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help
Heres some background:
see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (Im 22, the girls are 15)
and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick... anywayz
So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex
"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"
So i gave ger Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.
The i think to myself - yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her **** otherwise it wont fit in properly.
Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.
I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are really smrat and please help me.
Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?
Stop having a small cock then...problem solved.
[QUOTE=207SE;541447933]blahblahblah troll[/QUOTE]
teen misc>>>>>>>>>>>
[quote=207se;541447933]ok this is what happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help
heres some background:
See, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15)
and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a d. This is because the teacher is a prick... Anywayz
so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex
"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"
so i gave ger diddy kong racing, and ken griffey jr baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.
The i think to myself - yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her **** otherwise it wont fit in properly.
Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.
I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are really smrat and please help me.
Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?[/quote]
wut
Turn them around and wear them backwards.
...oh, yeah, I bet it'd fall through the "other" hole back there...nevermind.
[QUOTE=207SE;541447933]ok this is what happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help
Heres some background:
see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (Im 22, the girls are 15)
and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick... anywayz
So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex
"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"
So i gave ger Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.
The i think to myself - yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her **** otherwise it wont fit in properly.
Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.
I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are really smrat and please help me.
[b]Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?[/b][/QUOTE]
try giving her another blowjob to make her feel happy.
Flip it up into your waistband. It hides it AND it feels good.
Who cares, as long as you don't get a semi or a hard-on you're good to do. Can't even count how many times I've caught girls staring at my junk while wearing basketball/gym shorts. (srs)
[QUOTE=207SE;541447933]ok this is what happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help
Heres some background:
see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (Im 22, the girls are 15)
and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick... anywayz
So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex
"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"
So i gave ger Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.
The i think to myself - yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her **** otherwise it wont fit in properly.
Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.
I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are really smrat and please help me.
Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?[/QUOTE]
aware
strong 1rd post
[QUOTE=PumpAndGrow;541443313]tie it around your thigh. Thats what I do.[/QUOTE]
LOL just tie it in a knot, pull it tight?
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tuck it in