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In. I sent out different lines will post results!
Lmao most of these are brilliant, in for sure.
i'll give this a morning bump
Festive bump for updates
Me: If a fat man in a red suit knocks you out and rapes you, it's because he wants to have sex with you as much as I do.
Her: Awww, that's sweet.
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lawd. strong backfire.
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i'm gonna fuc you till the world ends...so please let me come over 3 mins before 12/21/12
Me: If a fat old man puts you in a bag call its highly likely that he will attempt rape
Her: what the ****, weirdo.
Me: Just saying santa aint real brah.
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Did the fat man & the bag one and I got a «haha your so funny» back ....
If you jingle my bells, I’ll promise you a white Christmas
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
It's so much fun to make new threads when all the Misc is gay
Hey!
Did you hear about the weather for Christmas? You're in for 8-10 inches in about 1 to 2 hours.
[b]Starting to it sounds a little creepy tho, so you're free to mix it up a bit.[/b]
You: What's your full name?/Btw, whats your full name?
Her: Why?/ Sloot McSlootingson. Why?
You: Just wanted to make sure Santa knows exactly what I want for christmas.
[b]Or another short variation.[/b]
You: "How should I write your name on my christmas list?"
You: "To celebrate Jesus' birth let's get together and make another baby."
in like gin
has anyone had results from the line being sent as an opener to girls on ******** firends list already who there has been no contact with?
[QUOTE=BMB1;985818873]has anyone had results from the line being sent as an opener to girls on ******** firends list already who there has been no contact with?[/QUOTE]
lmao
to: someone you've never spoken with
message: send pics/white christmas sexual innuendo/what's your full name
yeah that should work
"i've had a crush on you for many Christmas seasons"
bump
in on dis
I see you when you're sleeping.
j/k, wanna see santa's little helper?
Me: On Christmas night, if you look out your window and see a man in a red suit and he's masturbating....it's me.
I love you.
Her: Awww, how sweet.
These have potential to go incredibly good or incredibly bad
In for Line!
[QUOTE=BMB1;985818873]has anyone had results from the line being sent as an opener to girls on ******** firends list already who there has been no contact with?[/QUOTE]
I got 'Oh my, Im'speechless'
Think thats success ?
she replied this morning saying:
soooo like...what's up ;)
Me: I'll give you a clue.
waiting to smash when she comes back home from school
Bump
[QUOTE=phikappa;985880583]Me: On Christmas night, if you look out your window and see a man in a red suit and he's masturbating....it's me.
I love you.
Her: Awww, how sweet.[/QUOTE]
lmao
if your not doing anything this christmas im totally down to go to lapland with you
and by lapland i mean your flange