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[QUOTE=Scarbarrow;712331291]2's face looks cut and pasted there for some reason, and lol at 7's face...and lolololl at 4f[/QUOTE]
Hah
just noticed it... what a weird bunch...
Thinking of calling her out on it with the "eyes too wide apart" pasta and the photoshop'd pic
[QUOTE=mrkotfw;712306401]Bro, look at this one: [url]http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=28070332[/url]
HER PROFILE MAKES ME ****ING RAAAAGE. I know she's #2
If only she was #6...[/QUOTE]
Dude I don't even understand that profile. What is it saying?
[QUOTE=tential;712359091]Dude I don't even understand that profile. What is it saying?[/QUOTE]
You know, I don't know. Google Translate doesn't have Stupid -> English
[img]http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7378/pofreply.jpg[/img]
What should I reply?
This is one smoking hott milf
^^ Lulz, you used my Master Chef version of it! hahaha.
Ummm idnno bro, i haven't dealt with any MILFs yet, im more of a ******** person myself. I am sure Swolebrah69 messaged a few MILFs in his trolling thread. Take a look and see if you can find any good lines.
Sup guys I registered last night and got a few conversations going.
One of them got kinda sidetracked and turned into a condo about business ideas and stuff, how can I get it back on track?
Some chick just sent me a message saying I don't seem boring, and asking if my name is really Steve. But on her profile it says shes just looking for guy friends and is in a relationship. Should I send her a pasta or ignore it? Shes not the hottest chick in the world, but I've been dry for going on 2 months and have sent a message to pretty much every good looking chick in my area.
Got the number of a girl I'm seriously smitten with.
She's beautiful, likes HipHop, has a sense of humor, and has an obsession with sneakers! Yes sneakers, and I myself have a shoe closet packed with sneakers.
We had a real good convo going about a week ago, she agreed to come grab a coffee with me (she apparently lives like 10 mins away), so I left her with the number and told her to text me when she's free. No response. Sent another last night telling her to come with me this friday morning. No response.. until this morning, digits, but a "If I'm awake yeah! Give me a call!"
Kind of sceptical, but google searched her images and they seem legit.
Will do my best, it'll be my first proper meet up with a POF girl. Too bad she's 24 and I was dumb enough to put my age as 18 on POF. I pretty much start every convo with a girl by having to dig myself out of my own mess, lmao.
[IMG]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/358/mmph.png[/IMG]
Wish me luck brahs!
what are yall's response rate?
I just sent out like 20 copy pastas and got no response so far, but I think overall Im at like a 20% respond rate. Theyre not even looking at my profile. I dont know if its because Im not white or if Im just plain ugly. what gives?
^^hit that shiit brother! she is smokin!
Bit of an update on my side.
Managed to get the chick who IM'd me number, and the day before i got the strong 8/10 chicks digits as well.
I am persuing the 8/10 because she is a heveanly blessed and seems really into me. She rang me like 3x last night and we made small talk, i managed to make her laugh abit as well, which is something i struggle with. Gonna try and meet up with her soon. I still want that spoon pic tho, incase she is a whale hiding behind a hot chick lol.
[QUOTE=TheRoyalPenis;712420131]what are yall's response rate?
I just sent out like 20 copy pastas and got no response so far, but I think overall Im at like a 20% respond rate. Theyre not even looking at my profile. I dont know if its because Im not white or if Im just plain ugly. what gives?[/QUOTE]
reps for the copy pastas
[QUOTE=rc_p90;712420761]reps for the copy pastas[/QUOTE]
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those are old as fuk. There arent any new ones?
[QUOTE=KouRon;712420751]^^hit that shiit brother! she is smokin!
Bit of an update on my side.
Managed to get the chick who IM'd me number, and the day before i got the strong 8/10 chicks digits as well.
I am persuing the 8/10 because she is a heveanly blessed and seems really into me. She rang me like 3x last night and we made small talk, i managed to make her laugh abit as well, which is something i struggle with. Gonna try and meet up with her soon. I still want that spoon pic tho, incase she is a whale hiding behind a hot chick lol.[/QUOTE]
Haha I'll do my best man.. but I don't wanna get my hopes too high. Chances are I'll call on Friday and she'll be like "Sorry but I worked last night, I'm wrecked, maybe another time.."
I'd watch out on going for the spoon pics again brah haha, if she is for real (which honestly I kind of think she is) then you do not want to **** up a good thing! You've obviously already tried for the ********, yes?
[QUOTE=KouRon;712420751]^^hit that shiit brother! she is smokin!
Bit of an update on my side.
Managed to get the chick who IM'd me number, and the day before i got the strong 8/10 chicks digits as well.
I am persuing the 8/10 because she is a heveanly blessed and seems really into me. She rang me like 3x last night and we made small talk, i managed to make her laugh abit as well, which is something i struggle with. Gonna try and meet up with her soon. I still want that spoon pic tho, incase she is a whale hiding behind a hot chick lol.[/QUOTE]
Hey Mate,
wouldnt hit her up again for that spoon pic aye, you dont wanna cause another $hit storm.
She's spoken to you on the phone, so she must be legit
if she is a whale, when you meet up with her, reject her ass right there and then and walk off
if shes real, hit it ;)
Lulz. Another day of work
[IMG]http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd221/jlf02/Amanda.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Sithbrah;712017431][size=6]I need your help![/size]
I have a girl on fb, how do I acquire n00dz? The only thing I'm stuck with!
Also, gjdm. will rep when charged.[/QUOTE]
If you can get her number, it shouldn't be too hard. I follow the texting guide pretty closely once I close the number.
To get number: Do you text? or something to that effect
Once you have the number text back and forth a few times (she's comfortable texting you). Right before I head to the gym, I'll text "hey, what's up?" She'll usually come back with something like "nm u" or "nuthinnnn, what r u doinnnnn :-)". I text her back after a few sets "just getting sweaty in the gym haha". If the girl's attracted they'll want to see a pic. So in between sets just send her a shirtless pic and now you're one up on her. Also, there's some sexual tension now.
It's worked for me so far, but I'm still a newb.
[QUOTE=Pladzor;712430511]Hey Mate,
wouldnt hit her up again for that spoon pic aye, you dont wanna cause another $hit storm.
She's spoken to you on the phone, so she must be legit
if she is a whale, when you meet up with her, reject her ass right there and then and walk off
if shes real, hit it ;)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AirWrecked;712425241]Haha I'll do my best man.. but I don't wanna get my hopes too high. Chances are I'll call on Friday and she'll be like "Sorry but I worked last night, I'm wrecked, maybe another time.."
I'd watch out on going for the spoon pics again brah haha, if she is for real (which honestly I kind of think she is) then you do not want to **** up a good thing! You've obviously already tried for the ********, yes?[/QUOTE]
Yeah agree with both of you.
@AirWrecked. I added her ******** but she told me on the phone it got hacked and she has to do all this shiit to get her password back. She has a few modeling pics on there and OH MY LAWDDD!!! I can't believe a chick like this is on POF!
But yeah the phone call confirmed she is at least a female. So guess thats enough :).
Will keep you boys updated if anything happens.
[QUOTE=TheRoyalPenis;712420131]what are yall's response rate?
I just sent out like 20 copy pastas and got no response so far, but I think overall Im at like a 20% respond rate. Theyre not even looking at my profile. I dont know if its because Im not white or if Im just plain ugly. what gives?[/QUOTE]
White is about 30%
Minorities is 20-30%(depending on which you are). Ya so 20% is a little low but it's not too bad. Honestly though what I'd do. Make a list of the girls you message/pasta. 1-2 weeks from now? Hit them again with a different pasta lol(even change pics up). You'll be surprised you'll get a lot of new hits/replies. Do it one more time with a more original message and normal. Then use the MEETME function.
[QUOTE=DrunkNinjaMastr;712438191]Lulz. Another day of work
[IMG]http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd221/jlf02/Amanda.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Rofl. You truly are a master.
Edit: That's actually kind of sad to read...
[QUOTE=Jay_;712450911]Rofl. You truly are a master.
Edit: That's actually kind of sad to read...[/QUOTE]
Actually, the way I think about it, I gave her an experience she will never forget. The chick was 22, and from a very small bum-fukc town in the middle of no-where. She just moved to the city, and hasn't really ever been with a guy who was capable of ****ing her on the first night. I just ran my normal routine. We grabbed a few drinks, then I took her to see the fireworks. I kissed her as the fireworks went down. Got a cab back to my place, and while we were in the cab I was escalating like a mother ****er. Had a beer upstairs in the kitchen, made out with her, started rubbing her vag and then took her downstairs for the bang. Pretty common protocol.
I just didn't feel anything for her. She was cute, chubby but not fat, and a genuinely nice girl. She just isn't up to any girlfriend standards, in my mind.
[QUOTE=DrunkNinjaMastr;712462691]Actually, the way I think about it, I gave her an experience she will never forget. The chick was 22, and from a very small bum-fukc town in the middle of no-where. She just moved to the city, and hasn't really ever been with a guy who was capable of ****ing her on the first night. I just ran my normal routine. We grabbed a few drinks, then I took her to see the fireworks. I kissed her as the fireworks went down. Got a cab back to my place, and while we were in the cab I was escalating like a mother ****er. Had a beer upstairs in the kitchen, made out with her, started rubbing her vag and then took her downstairs for the bang. Pretty common protocol.
I just didn't feel anything for her. She was cute, chubby but not fat, and a genuinely nice girl. She just isn't up to any girlfriend standards, in my mind.[/QUOTE]
And she's definitely put out on the first date before and is just trying to not seem like a whore. Oh girls lol.
[QUOTE=DrunkNinjaMastr;712462691]Actually, the way I think about it, I gave her an experience she will never forget. The chick was 22, and from a very small bum-fukc town in the middle of no-where. She just moved to the city, and hasn't really ever been with a guy who was capable of ****ing her on the first night. I just ran my normal routine. We grabbed a few drinks, then I took her to see the fireworks. I kissed her as the fireworks went down. Got a cab back to my place, and while we were in the cab I was escalating like a mother ****er. Had a beer upstairs in the kitchen, made out with her, started rubbing her vag and then took her downstairs for the bang. Pretty common protocol.
I just didn't feel anything for her. She was cute, chubby but not fat, and a genuinely nice girl. She just isn't up to any girlfriend standards, in my mind.[/QUOTE]
Respect!
Did u wrap ur tool brah? Or rawdogged it like a boss?
[QUOTE=DrunkNinjaMastr;712462691]Actually, the way I think about it, I gave her an experience she will never forget. The chick was 22, and from a very small bum-fukc town in the middle of no-where. She just moved to the city, and hasn't really ever been with a guy who was capable of ****ing her on the first night. I just ran my normal routine. We grabbed a few drinks, then I took her to see the fireworks. I kissed her as the fireworks went down. Got a cab back to my place, and while we were in the cab I was escalating like a mother ****er. Had a beer upstairs in the kitchen, made out with her, started rubbing her vag and then took her downstairs for the bang. Pretty common protocol.
I just didn't feel anything for her. She was cute, chubby but not fat, and a genuinely nice girl. She just isn't up to any girlfriend standards, in my mind.[/QUOTE]
I don't feel sorry for her, just sad basically at how she obviously put a lot of thought into that message to not come off as too desperate haha.
[QUOTE=tential;712464631]And she's definitely put out on the first date before and is just trying to not seem like a whore. Oh girls lol.[/QUOTE]
Probably, or that is always my first instinct. Who the hell knows really.
[QUOTE=KouRon;712465721]Respect!
Did u wrap ur tool brah? Or rawdogged it like a boss?[/QUOTE]
I wrapped it. I finished and then told her I had to get up early, then walked her back to her car. I don't raw dog POF randoms. That is asking to catch something.
[QUOTE=Jay_;712465791]I don't feel sorry for her, just sad basically at how she obviously put a lot of thought into that message to not come off as too desperate haha.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, she did. She kind of knew it was probably only for the night.
[QUOTE=DrunkNinjaMastr;712469261]Probably, or that is always my first instinct. Who the hell knows really.
I wrapped it. I finished and then told her I had to get up early, then walked her back to her car. I don't raw dog POF randoms. That is asking to catch something.
Yeah, she did. She kind of knew it was probably only for the night.[/QUOTE]
WHagt city do you live in out of curiosity?
staten island girl is coming over haha.
3rd time i think shes been here.
quick bang then send her on her way
[QUOTE=TheRoyalPenis;712420131]what are yall's response rate?
I just sent out like 20 copy pastas and got no response so far, but I think overall Im at like a 20% respond rate. Theyre not even looking at my profile. I dont know if its because Im not white or if Im just plain ugly. what gives?[/QUOTE]
Probably about 5:1. I don't use any of the pastas used in these POF threads. I just write my own and send them out. Some girls will write back, "Not funny" or "It's not going to happen" and some will write back "OMG that's the best thing ever!!!!"
POF will only get you so far. Once they meet you you have to be cool, fun, and in control. As Tommy said, get them over to your place. Lead them. I have met very forward girls, the kind who will drive over to f*ck you until sunup and then split and I've also met very shy girls who really want to get their pussy drilled but don't want to come off slutty. I take the same approach to them all. Lead, tell them what they are going to do. Give them Rocco-style sex, and DO NOT flip out if they don't reply to you afterward.
Remember, these girls get flooded with messages. When they see "Hey, what's up?" or "Wanna fukk?" they immediately delete. If you have something to say they will stop and read. Girls are stupid enough to think we actually write unique messages to them because we think they are so mind-blowingly special. Exploit this.
^^true
i try to keep my messgaes as short as possible but still incorporating something having to do with their profile so they see an effort. usually gets more responses
[QUOTE=Black_Dread;712485161]^^true
i try to keep my messgaes as short as possible but still incorporating something having to do with their profile so they see an effort. usually gets more responses[/QUOTE]
Yes. All you have to do is drop one line about something in their profile and you eliminate any chance of them asking if what you sent was a pasta. Then they are like, "OMG! This guy read my profile! I'll reply to him as soon as I change my panties!"
You don't have to do this to every girl, however. Some are just sluts and you can send them pastas. Some try to be tough or feminist and you have to make them think they are special.
They ain't.