Ask a guy who just got a massage with a happy ending anything

[QUOTE=Barbell_Barbie;504612741]i rub my bfs back every day and his alarm clock is a blow job.. and guess what.. its free because he is way too hot to have to pay some craigs list ho for a "massage" lol . up your standards[/QUOTE]

Maybe you should look at a career in rub and tugging if your current job doesn't provide you with enough money to buy a ****ing alarm clock.

I know if I woke up to a blowjob from you I would go drink bleach.

[QUOTE=islandcoli;504615821]with a massage for me?[/QUOTE]

there's no happy ending involved.

[QUOTE=Jedan01;504611401][b]I only needed 0.5 seconds to disqualify you, because you have the face of man

Srsly, you are 32 and arguing with college-aged guys about something that doesn't even apply to you. gtfo[/b][/QUOTE]

biggest truth spoken ITT so far

bolded for effect

[QUOTE=Barbell_Barbie;504615341]no actually no advocate here i think it is truly pathetic that someone would need to get laid so bad yet be so unable to like a normal human that they have to pay some chick to touch them lol[/QUOTE]

You need to relax, you don't know what this guy does in his regular time.

ITT doubtless is much hotter than barbell barbie

[QUOTE=abuwat;504615181]lol at your sig
how about get busy fixing this ugly mug of yours
Might cost you about tree fiddy though[/QUOTE]

are you done having your bitch fit now? can I move on with my UGLY MUG? PLEASE?!...oh wait..it's teh interwebz haha,nvm.

[QUOTE=Doubt.Less;504616701]there's no happy ending involved.[/QUOTE]

I read ya ;) ;) ;)

I love this thread.

Where are the ****ing pictures? I don't see any fat masseuses or spoon pics up in this mother****er.
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:YFe3UM6tAl8a9M:http://blogs.suburbanchicagonews.com/sportsbeacon/Skeletor%25202.jpg[/img]

Did she clean you up afterward, or was there no need for that?

[QUOTE=islandcoli;504617481]I read ya ;) ;) ;)[/QUOTE]

is that three winks in a row, you phukin ***got?

edit: just repped by mistake instead of negging. fuuu

lol this thread was way better than expected - well played to all involved!

[QUOTE=Doubt.Less;504617321]are you done having your bitch fit now? can I move on with my UGLY MUG? PLEASE?!...oh wait..it's teh interwebz haha,nvm.[/QUOTE]

Learn not to hate on someone prettier than you. You'll only be as ugly on the inside as you are on the outside girl

[QUOTE=jesterstear;504618121]Did she clean you up afterward, or was there no need for that?[/QUOTE]
nope, she cleaned me up after.

ITT

Raging virgins, overpowered by thier needs to get laid and jealousy because no one would even accept currency for pleasure. Nothing wrong with OP's act.
Abu and Barbie, please GTFO


Thank you.

[QUOTE=abuwat;504618821]Learn not to hate on someone prettier than you. You'll only be as ugly on the inside as you are on the outside girl[/QUOTE]

I thought my "no,hate" was pretty clear in my first post *******.
[IMG]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h71/konwawi/miss-jay1.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Hilltops;504618491]lol this thread was way better than expected - well played to all involved![/QUOTE]

tell me about it!

Everyone pays for sex in one way or another.

[QUOTE=Barbell_Barbie;504603841]can u really be mad at the pathetic? srsly?

just curious how nasty a human has to be to need to pay for something they could get for free thats all[/QUOTE]
I hope you realise what an idiot you are. I could go and butcher a cow, but I'm not going to because the supermarket is a whole lot easier. You're a fugging moran. Kill yourself. Srs. You blooming slut.

[QUOTE=Doubt.Less;504619771]I thought my "no,hate" was pretty clear in my first post *******.
[IMG]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h71/konwawi/miss-jay1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Girl, you're so jealous it's oozing out of you

[quote=gorex;504618231]is that three winks in a row, you phukin ***got?

Edit: Just repped by mistake instead of negging. Fuuu[/quote]

[size=+2][b]hahahahahah[/b][b]haha[/b][/size]

[QUOTE=harryk387;504619121]nope, she cleaned me up after.[/QUOTE]

Good girl, I guess the 'no need for that' would be a bit much to expect.

[QUOTE=abuwat;504620641]Girl, you're so jealous it's oozing out of you[/QUOTE]


dis u abu?
[IMG]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h71/konwawi/fceuo.gif[/IMG]

gjdm

never seen so many people argue over a handjob

[QUOTE=harryk387;504602511]Walked into the bedroom she had the massage table in, told me to get comfortable. So i stripped down and hopped on the massage table. She walked in topless with just a thong, and i asked her to take it off and she said okay. So yeah fully nude. And it was $120. Considering I get my regular massages for that much, i think it was a good deal.[/QUOTE]


Actual question in a ask a question thread below --V

Of course you discussed price before anything happened but did you actually know what was going to happen? Bish I talked to a few weeks ago beat around the bush the whole time. Said it was very "sensual" Fu bish I'm not paying a buck twenty for a sensual massage unless it's sensual pussy.

[QUOTE=harryk387;504619121]nope, she cleaned me up after.[/QUOTE]

da **** I get negged for?

I support you lulz

This thread is entertaining.

[QUOTE=abuwat;504620641] it's oozing out of you[/QUOTE]

You'd know a thing or two about that. I bet you fart AIDS.

[QUOTE=Doubt.Less;504621481]dis u abu?
[IMG]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h71/konwawi/fceuo.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I'll keep you guessing
Seriously, you should drop by when you're around town. Let's have a chat about it.

Repped btw.

[QUOTE=Maddrox;504622031]da **** I get negged for?

I support you lulz[/QUOTE]

Hey sorry, i meant to neg abuwat. my bad


ill get u again rep