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People are so stupid.
[i]“By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”[/i]
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/obama-urged-to-resign-over-beyonc-scandal.html#ixzz2IsA0XhBR"
:rolleyes:
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[QUOTE=theshoupguy;1014902483]People are so stupid.
[i]“By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”[/i]
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/obama-urged-to-resign-over-beyonc-scandal.html#ixzz2IsA0XhBR"
:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
I like the way that guy thinks. :D
[I]While many in the media have blamed Beyoncé for the lip-synching controversy, Mr. Paul said, “We must remember that this happened on President Obama’s watch.”
Mr. Paul said that the White House’s refusal to comment on the Beyoncé crisis “only serves the argument that this President has something to hide.”
“If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn’t lip-sync his oath of office?” he said. “If that’s the case, he’s not legally President. But just to be on the safe side, he should resign anyway.”
Mr. Paul also blasted Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for her testimony on Benghazi before the Senate today: “Her tactic of answering each and every question we asked her didn’t fool anyone.”
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The hell did I just read?
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[QUOTE=chazzy1864;1014902053]
The giant/weird ball on the Star Destroyer was the Comms Array. That was the primary Comms ship of that battle. No clue why destroying that actually caused the shi[/QUOTE]i think they just gave up and destroyed themself
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Republicans just wanted to hear jay-z more than beyonce.
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[QUOTE=chazzy1864;1014902053]Now I hate shaving in general. So I leave my chin patch and use an electric razor on the rest. Absolves me of any requirement to do any real shaving.[/QUOTE]Jou got it mang.
I use an electric shaver twice a week. Total time spent shaving for the week: approx. 2 minutes.
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[QUOTE=theshoupguy;1014902483]People are so stupid.
[i]“By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”[/i]
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/obama-urged-to-resign-over-beyonc-scandal.html#ixzz2IsA0XhBR"
:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=chazzy1864;1014903153]I like the way that guy thinks. :D
[I]While many in the media have blamed Beyoncé for the lip-synching controversy, Mr. Paul said, “We must remember that this happened on President Obama’s watch.”
Mr. Paul said that the White House’s refusal to comment on the Beyoncé crisis “only serves the argument that this President has something to hide.”
“If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn’t lip-sync his oath of office?” he said. “If that’s the case, he’s not legally President. But just to be on the safe side, he should resign anyway.”
Mr. Paul also blasted Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for her testimony on Benghazi before the Senate today: “Her tactic of answering each and every question we asked her didn’t fool anyone.”
[/I][/QUOTE]He may think it's funny, but the thing he doesn't realize is that he's mocking all the conservative politicians and media with their "what-if's" and "therefore's", as they try to come up with reasons to call Obama's presidency not legitimate.
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<3 Wayne Le Pierre or howeverdafuk he's spelled.
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Is N. Korea literally trying to nuke the US with this test, or is it just a dumby warhead?
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[QUOTE=GeneralSerpant;1014939473]Is N. Korea literally trying to nuke the US with this test, or is it just a dumby warhead?[/QUOTE]
Neither.
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[QUOTE=GeneralSerpant;1014910143]i think they just gave up and destroyed themself[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't doubt it.
[youtube]mAOX_CHU0JY[/youtube]
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[QUOTE=Final_Rep;1014854843]An angry/fierce looking pelican...sigh.
All I'm saying is, if it was [I]my[/I] choice, there's no way I'd go with a big goofy looking bird for a mascot. Obviously it is not my choice, but perhaps it should have been.[/QUOTE]
When Alaska gets a team you can put in a vote to prevent this from happening there.
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[QUOTE=theshoupguy;1014836323]Sandwich Report[/Quote]
Fair reporting, glad you liked it some at least. I'd say a second try is in order with regular meat and hold the mayo.
So now I am probably heading to Firehouse for lunch....lol
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[QUOTE=theshoupguy;1014902483]People are so stupid.
[i]“By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”[/i]
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/obama-urged-to-resign-over-beyonc-scandal.html#ixzz2IsA0XhBR"
:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=chazzy1864;1014903153]I like the way that guy thinks. :D
[I]While many in the media have blamed Beyoncé for the lip-synching controversy, Mr. Paul said, “We must remember that this happened on President Obama’s watch.”
Mr. Paul said that the White House’s refusal to comment on the Beyoncé crisis “only serves the argument that this President has something to hide.”
“If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn’t lip-sync his oath of office?” he said. “If that’s the case, he’s not legally President. But just to be on the safe side, he should resign anyway.”
Mr. Paul also blasted Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for her testimony on Benghazi before the Senate today: “Her tactic of answering each and every question we asked her didn’t fool anyone.”
[/I][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Tyrbolift;1014921113]He may think it's funny, but the thing he doesn't realize is that he's mocking all the conservative politicians and media with their "what-if's" and "therefore's", as they try to come up with reasons to call Obama's presidency not legitimate.[/QUOTE]
You guys are basically quoting an Onion article, you realize Borowitz does fake news? HTH
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[QUOTE=therorschach;1014788663]Pros: You're a *******
Cons: You're a *******
P.S. "DE" stands for "You are a *******".[/QUOTE]
lol this made me chuckle.
[QUOTE=Lencho;1014805803]Used to get away with 1-2x/week. Gonna have to bump it up to 4-5.
I hate shaving. SRS :([/QUOTE]
Uggh. Shaving sucks. I've become one of those people who shaves in the shower, and it's more tolerable. More things should be done in the shower to kill more birds with more stones.
I just pulled 3 ingrown hairs out of my stupid face. Damn you, curly facial hair.
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[QUOTE=Miketoc;1014968023]You guys are basically quoting an Onion article, you realize Borowitz does fake news? HTH[/QUOTE]
Gasp!!!!
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[QUOTE=chazzy1864;1014968183]Gasp!!!![/QUOTE]
I think the current political climate is very serious and strained in this country, and it does not help to have you guys calling attention to these articles that would mock our system.
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Holy [color=black]f[/color]uck it's beautiful outside.
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[QUOTE=Miketoc;1014968523]I think the current political climate is very serious and strained in this country, and it does not help to have you guys calling attention to these articles that would mock our system.[/QUOTE]
Would it be better to call attention to legitimate articles that inadvertently mock our country?
[url=http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/01/23/philadelphia-girl-scolded-searched-after-pulling-out-paper-gun-at-school/]Philadelphia girl scolded, searched for pulling out paper gun at school[/url]
[url=http://edition.cnn.com/2013/01/21/us/pennsylvania-girl-suspended/index.html?hpt=hp_bn1]5 year old issued a 10-day suspension for a "terroristic threat," with a Bubble-gun[/url]
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[QUOTE=chazzy1864;1014969313]Would it be better to call attention to legitimate articles that inadvertently mock our country?
[url=http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/01/23/philadelphia-girl-scolded-searched-after-pulling-out-paper-gun-at-school/]Philadelphia girl scolded, searched for pulling out paper gun at school[/url]
[url=http://edition.cnn.com/2013/01/21/us/pennsylvania-girl-suspended/index.html?hpt=hp_bn1]5 year old issued a 10-day suspension for a "terroristic threat," with a Bubble-gun[/url][/QUOTE]
That is better. Thank you for your cooperation.
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[QUOTE=Miketoc;1014968023]You guys are basically quoting an Onion article, you realize Borowitz does fake news? HTH[/QUOTE]You know, it's really not that off from the ridiculous things I've heard people say irl. Maybe that's why I don't find it extremely humorous, although not offended at all. Just sayin'...
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[QUOTE=Miketoc;1014968523]I think the current political climate is very serious and strained in this country, and it does not help to have you guys calling attention to these articles that would mock our system.[/QUOTE]
Those guys are not a part of your system.
They take your political climate, and throw it on the ground.
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[QUOTE=kvk1;1014970373]Those guys are not a part of your system.
They take your political climate, and throw it on the ground.[/QUOTE]
That's not my dad that's a cell phone.
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[QUOTE=Miketoc;1014968523]I think the current political climate is very serious and strained in this country, and it does not help to have you guys calling attention to these articles that would mock our system.[/QUOTE][img]http://i.imgur.com/fmY1CvZ.jpg[/img]
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[QUOTE=Miketoc;1014970503]That's not my dad that's a cell phone.[/QUOTE]
Happy birthday to the ground.
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[QUOTE=theshoupguy;1014973113][im]http://i.imgur.com/fmY1CvZ.jpg[/ig][/QUOTE]
Ha, that is my new favorite image.
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[QUOTE=theshoupguy;1014902483]People are so stupid.
[i]“By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”[/i]
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/obama-urged-to-resign-over-beyonc-scandal.html#ixzz2IsA0XhBR"
:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a story that should be in the Onion.
edit: miketoc'd
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[QUOTE=Hishiad;1014964093]When Alaska gets a team you can put in a vote to prevent this from happening there.[/QUOTE]
lol
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sprinters > marathoners
proof:
[img]http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/78/26/cbcccc212efa7cd00cf0972e51ee4c74.jpg[/img]
bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz