50 shades of grey (a husbands perspective)
Had to share this as it made me chuckle.
The missus bought a paperback
down shepton Mallet way
I had a look inside her bag
Twas 50 shades of grey
well I just left her to it
And at 10 went to bed
an hour later she appeared
This sight filled me with dread
in her left she held a rope
in her right a whip
she threw them down upon the floor
and then began to strip
well fifty years or so ago
I might have had a peek
But Mabel hasn't weathered well
she's eighty four next week
watching mabel bump and grind
could not have been much grimmer
and things then went from bad to worse
she toppled off her zimmer
she struggled back upon her feet
a couple of minutes later
she put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator
now if you know our mabel
you'd see why I just spluttered
I'd spent two months in traction
for the last complaint I'd uttered
She stood there nude and naked
bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit
mabel screamed, her teeth shot out
my god what had I done
she moaned and groaned and then shouted out
step on the other one!
Well readers, I can tell no more
About what occurred that day
Suffice to say my jet black hair
Turned 50 shades of grey
