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Why did you steal my dog.
[QUOTE=Wh1teDyn0mite;1318327901]Why did you steal my dog.[/QUOTE]
Never been to uk.
Think you're confusing carny with pikey.
And it's dag
do you like daggers
Do you smell like cabbage?
Why are you all so mean and infected-looking? :( I'm just trying to have a good time playing that "win an almost dead fish" game :(
Why did you run away with the circus?
[QUOTE=Masterbetaa;1318329131]do you like daggers[/QUOTE]
Mmm I'm more of a firearm guy but I like blades too.
[QUOTE=velvetmudhole;1318329311]Do you smell like cabbage?[/QUOTE]
Mmm most likely;)
I don't have small hands though.
[QUOTE=Victorious;1318329481]Why are you all so mean and infected-looking? :( I'm just trying to have a good time playing that "win an almost dead fish" game :([/QUOTE]
Woo strong stereotype.
I'm actually really nice.
Most carnies hate their lives so that's probably why.
Infected? Toothless maybe but infected? Hmm idrk
Why the hell are you trying to win a dead fish?
[QUOTE=DeathDefying;1318329961]Why did you run away with the circus?[/QUOTE]
Well carnival doesn't equate to circus.
I didn't run away and join the carnival I was born into it.
What's your favourite ride?
[QUOTE=squatz4ndOatz;1318331391]What's your favourite ride?[/QUOTE]
The Disko, only because it's my inheritance.
I'm really partial to bumper cars, love blowing people up.
[QUOTE=Thrumberg;1318332581]Do you touch yourself at night?[/QUOTE]
Only while at work.
I like getting paid to fap Nom saiyain
Because of your small handsize what odd jobs do you do around town for extra money?
what wouldn't you do for $20?
[QUOTE=Clinos;1318333211]Because of your small handsize what odd jobs do you do around town for extra money?[/QUOTE]
I have big hands actually but I sit in the produce section of super markets to add to cabbage smell.
QUOTE=lostkunt;1318333701]what wouldn't you do for $20?[/QUOTE]
Take a shower and your mom.
[QUOTE=Creaso;1318333891]I have big hands actually but I sit in the produce section of super markets to add to cabbage smell.[/QUOTE]
Witty and worthy of my 1269 post/rep ratio post. Carry on carny, carry on.
what do you do there? do you operate a ride or some game?
how much do you make?
are all the games rigged?
got a funny story you can share?
got a fight story you can share?
How much money do you make
[QUOTE=Thrumberg;1318334291]Have you stopped beating your wife?[/QUOTE]
Lol
Yes, but my wife is my hand and she beats me every night;)
[QUOTE=Masterbetaa;1318329131]do you like daggers[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Creaso;1318330451]Mmm I'm more of a firearm guy but I like blades too.[/QUOTE]
not aware
[QUOTE=Creaso;1318330451]Mmm I'm more of a firearm guy but I like blades too.
Woo strong stereotype.
I'm actually really nice.
Most carnies hate their lives so that's probably why.
Infected? Toothless maybe but infected? Hmm idrk
Why the hell are you trying to win a dead fish?
[/QUOTE]
I want to see if I can nurture it back to health, restore its life :( give it a happy life.
Another question: Has a carnival go-er ever annoyed the shyt out of you that you cranked the speed ride up? Are you even allowed to do that? What would happen if someone wants to get off, if they've had enough and they yell "STOP!" do you actually stop? or do you ignore??
Guess OP's break is over.
[QUOTE=Victorious;1318341311]Guess OP's break is over.[/QUOTE]
It's the off season.
I just took a shower going out for my friends bday.
[QUOTE=TacitoJustice;1318334651]what do you do there? do you operate a ride or some game?
how much do you make?
are all the games rigged?
got a funny story you can share?
got a fight story you can share?[/QUOTE]
I run the Disko ride.
I make >24 grand a year[QUOTE=TacitoJustice;1318334651]what do you do there? do you operate a ride or some game?
how much do you make?
are all the games rigged?
got a funny story you can share?
got a fight story you can share?[/QUOTE]
I run the Disko, it's a ride.
I make poverty 24 grand a year.
Getting a CDL soon and going to be close to six figures hopefully.
All the games are difficult but can be done.
When I was 12 I was working the long range basketball. Some 300+ pound black dood plays. As he is bouncing the ball he starts howling like a chimp. One of the weirdest things I've ever seen
Lol my dad choked some tall native dude til he coughed up blood.
[QUOTE=Clinos;1318334431]Witty and worthy of my 1269 post/rep ratio post. Carry on carny, carry on.[/QUOTE]
Rep=post count.
[QUOTE=SurfBrah69;1318334891]How much money do you make[/QUOTE]
See above.
[QUOTE=jasonpullar;1318336521]not aware[/QUOTE]
Me either lol.
Do you ever meet girls at the carnival then take them back to the carnival as a date?
do you live in a trailer that follows the carnival around? do you travel nationwide? when were you last laid?
[QUOTE=Victorious;1318338211]I want to see if I can nurture it back to health, restore its life :( give it a happy life.
Another question: Has a carnival go-er ever annoyed the shyt out of you that you cranked the speed ride up? Are you even allowed to do that? What would happen if someone wants to get off, if they've had enough and they yell "STOP!" do you actually stop? or do you ignore??[/QUOTE]
I tried not to get annoyed and laugh at everything that pisses me off.
Some rides you can speed it up and make it go longer, my ride you can but I don't.
The speed is set for safety if I raise it someone can get hurt and I'll go to jail.
Usually I keep it going. You got to get over your fear sometime. If it looks serious I'll stop it.
I used to be scared of rides so I understand.
[QUOTE=Bigred0289;1318357331]do you live in a trailer that follows the carnival around? do you travel nationwide? when were you last laid?[/QUOTE]
I have a trailer and a truck yup. I live in a house during the 2month off season.
My show travels to Texas, Arizona, and California.
Last time was a threesome about two weeks ago. It was my first threesome too.
[QUOTE=DieVerwandlung;1318356131]Do you ever meet girls at the carnival then take them back to the carnival as a date?[/QUOTE]
Lol not really. It's not my cup of tea but it'd save me money.
that ball game where you to bank the wiffle ball off the board into the bucket? how do i win it?
whats the least amount of money you've blown someone for?
ru friends with morgue? if not no care
what drugs do you take
[QUOTE=Bigred0289;1318363451]that ball game where you to bank the wiffle ball off the board into the bucket? how do i win it?[/QUOTE]
Man find a short person and under hand it so it hits the top of the board and rolls Down it.
[QUOTE=Creaso;1318330451]Mmm I'm more of a firearm guy but I like blades too.
Mmm most likely;)
I don't have small hands though.
Woo strong stereotype.
I'm actually really nice.
Most carnies hate their lives so that's probably why.
Infected? Toothless maybe but infected? Hmm idrk
Why the hell are you trying to win a dead fish?
Well carnival doesn't equate to circus.
I didn't run away and join the carnival I was born into it.[/QUOTE]
does it really piss carnival folk off when ppl equate to circus? like is there lot of bad blood between carnies and circus ppl?
[QUOTE=Creaso;1318360811]I tried not to get annoyed and laugh at everything that pisses me off.
Some rides you can speed it up and make it go longer, my ride you can but I don't.
The speed is set for safety if I raise it someone can get hurt and I'll go to jail.
Usually I keep it going. You got to get over your fear sometime. If it looks serious I'll stop it.
I used to be scared of rides so I understand.
I have a trailer and a truck yup. I live in a house during the 2month off season.
My show travels to Texas, Arizona, and California.
[B]Last time was a threesome about two weeks ago. It was my first threesome too.[/B]
Lol not really. It's not my cup of tea but it'd save me money.[/QUOTE]
Still waiting for my turn. All time fantasy and a carny has fukked two girls at the same time and I have not pulled this off yet.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/53XW6cc.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=GarageLifting;1318365391]what drugs do you take[/QUOTE]
I don't take drugs.
I can get tested anytime by the DOT
Also we have a random and pre employment drug testing program at my show.
But I know a lot of carnies and people in general love glass and pot.
[QUOTE=seanb1979;1318363961]whats the least amount of money you've blown someone for?[/QUOTE]
Lol contrary to popular belief I don't blow people for money.
But I'll let you blow me for 2 grand.
[QUOTE=East1600plus;1318364281]ru friends with morgue? if not no care[/QUOTE]
Unaware:( feels bad man.
DYEL, carny?
[QUOTE=proudmanlet;1318366251]does it really piss carnival folk off when ppl equate to circus? like is there lot of bad blood between carnies and circus ppl?[/QUOTE]
It can. I mean sometimes we have two together but usually we don't. We don't dislike circus people really. We just don't ride elephants and walk trapeze.
Best way I can explain it is some foreigner asking you if you're Canadian when you are American.
It's not necessarily a bad thing but I'm not a circus person so it can be a little annoying.
[QUOTE=chasintail;1318382421]DYEL, carny?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/X6sTKhe.jpg[/img]
I do still lift and my 1rm squat is more then yours. Mirin bench though. However I don't lift for strength anymore just aesthetics.
[QUOTE=chasintail;1318380421]Still waiting for my turn. All time fantasy and a carny has fukked two girls at the same time and I have not pulled this off yet.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/53XW6cc.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I look like dexter I'm funny. You'll make it bro.
I've also ****ed a suicide girl and dated another pin up model. :)
Do you do this for the money or the hell of it?
[QUOTE=Creaso;1318384861][img]http://i.imgur.com/X6sTKhe.jpg[/img]
I do still lift and my 1rm squat is more then yours. Mirin bench though. However I don't lift for strength anymore just aesthetics.
I look like dexter I'm funny. You'll make it bro.
[B]I've also ****ed a suicide girl and dated another pin up model.[/B] :)[/QUOTE]
Das it mayne. Where do you get to lift if you're on the road all the time?
[QUOTE=squatz4ndOatz;1318385781]Do you do this for the money or the hell of it?[/QUOTE]
I do it because my dad wants me to take over the family business and so he can get another ride and a promotion.
I'm going to be the electric if ever thing goes as planned within the next 5 10 years.
The money will be a hell of a lot better with a CDL another family owned ride and doing the electric.
I want to retire to Hana, Maui and start some sort of nursery for exotic plants and cacti.
[QUOTE=chasintail;1318388611]Das it mayne. Where do you get to lift if you're on the road all the time?[/QUOTE]
I bought a bench 185 pounds of weights a bar bell. A dumbbell set with 30 lbs of interchangeable plastic weights and 2 30 iron DBS, 2 35 iron DBS and a 50 lb DB.
Didn't get it til the end of last season so I didn't work out as muh as I wanted to.
I also have a membership to golds in the offseason.
Next addition I'm going to make a power rack and reinforce my bench as well as getting a ab board and a roman chair.
Set up and slough is a hell of a work out too.
Any funny stories while on the job?
[QUOTE=tengotaco;1318390441]Any funny stories while on the job?[/QUOTE]
The ride was ending it was still spinning slowly and this 10 year old kid looks at me and gives me the thumbs up as he throws up all over himself three times in a row lolZ.
This one chick flashed me her tits while the ride was going at 2 in the afternoon. Then she mooned as she was getting off.
I liked that a lot thought it was funny.
Some black dood was Hitting on her after and she just told me I'm ****ing sexy.
Was working the oc fair some ex porn star called me a fluffer and told me I'm a pro at it lol.
What's the percentage of fat people you see when you're at work?
Have you hooked up with other carnies?
Do you own a trucker hat?
[QUOTE=Parlor_Mob;1318393131]What's the percentage of fat people you see when you're at work?
Have you hooked up with other carnies?
Do you own a trucker hat?[/QUOTE]
Never really thought of that, conservative estimate 70 percent fat people.
How fat are we talking though?
Yeah but only the young ones. Usually the temporary ones who only work one spot.
Last year I hooked up with a South African with double d's she had some sick ink too.
I don't wear hats. I have a checkered beanie though.
[QUOTE=Creaso;1318394801]Never really thought of that, conservative estimate 70 percent fat people.
How fat are we talking though?
Yeah but only the young ones. Usually the temporary ones who only work one spot.
Last year I hooked up with a South African with double d's she had some sick ink too.
I don't wear hats. I have a checkered beanie though.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the answers. Solid thread.
I'm ttalking about rolls of fat with double chin and all. Like Mama June from Honey Boo Boo
[QUOTE=Parlor_Mob;1318396441]Thanks for the answers. Solid thread.
I'm ttalking about rolls of fat with double chin and all. Like Mama June from Honey Boo Boo[/QUOTE]
5-15 percent bro. Most people are fat but not that fat.
Have you ever stabbed anyone?
Have you ever had carnal relations with a midget?
Can you actually win the "Shooting Gallery" game?
How many fried food products do you eat in a day?
How much do the prizes really cost?
You seem like a pretty cool guy
What were your aspirations in your teenage years and what are they now?
Do you ever resent being born into a family of carnies?
What's something you learned over the years you've been on the road that you want to tell people about?
[QUOTE=XxMerlinxX;1318404411]Have you ever stabbed anyone?
Have you ever had carnal relations with a midget?
Can you actually win the "Shooting Gallery" game?
How many fried food products do you eat in a day?
How much do the prizes really cost?[/QUOTE]
Never stabbed anyone, been cut by my ex though.
****ing a midget is a dream of mine. I want to spin her on my dick like a record, unfortunately they are circus people. I know a old carny that spun a midget on his dick before.
You can win any game on the west coast east coast may be a little different though. Are you talking about the shoot the star out or shooting targets?
I try and stay away from fried food but if I could eat as much as I wanted without getting fat id go for 350 a day.
The big ones are 16 bucks but we buy in bulk thousands upon thousands at a time so it probably costs more one at a time.
[QUOTE=TibiConfidas;1318405001]You seem like a pretty cool guy
What were your aspirations in your teenage years and what are they now?
Do you ever resent being born into a family of carnies?
What's something you learned over the years you've been on the road that you want to tell people about?[/QUOTE]
I wanted to be a botanist but my mom told me to **** off cuz it was only for weed.
I want to have enough to start my own business a nursery specializing in exotic plants and cacti. I also want to retire in Maui.
It's the only life I know.
It kinda blew leaving every summer and missing hangin out with all my friends but I don't know how life would have been different cuz it's all I know. I actually had it a lot better then some of my friends and acquaintances.
Every where is the same basically and everyone has at least one doppelgänger.
Almost no one really gives a **** about anyone else when you find someone who cares about you, never take it lightly.
[QUOTE=Creaso;1318430131]Never stabbed anyone, been cut by my ex though.
****ing a midget is a dream of mine. I want to spin her on my dick like a record, unfortunately they are circus people. I know a old carny that spun a midget on his dick before.
You can win any game on the west coast east coast may be a little different though. Are you talking about the shoot the star out or shooting targets?
I try and stay away from fried food but if I could eat as much as I wanted without getting fat id go for 350 a day.
The big ones are 16 bucks but we buy in bulk thousands upon thousands at a time so it probably costs more one at a time.[/QUOTE]
Why did your ex cut you?
Do carnivals not have sideshow attractions anymore?
I was talking about shoot the star out. I shoot competitively but that chit drives me insane.
Have you ever seen fried butter or is that only a southern thing? On a related note, what're the ingredients to the fried mushroom batter?
What's the most you've ever seen someone win in one day?
[QUOTE=XxMerlinxX;1318435281]Why did your ex cut you?
Do carnivals not have sideshow attractions anymore?
I was talking about shoot the star out. I shoot competitively but that chit drives me insane.
Have you ever seen fried butter or is that only a southern thing? On a related note, what're the ingredients to the fried mushroom batter?
What's the most you've ever seen someone win in one day?[/QUOTE]
She's crazy. I played "wish you were here" by pink Floyd on guitar.
Sideshows give the carnival a bad name. So we phased them out. On the west coast at least.
One shot at a tlme go around the star in a circle and basically cut it out. It's really hard but it can be done.
Sounds gross. I've heard of it never tried it. Man no idea. My friend owns a fried pickle stand never asked bout recipes though.
In oc fair Asians leave with 50 gallon trash bags of toys. Multiple 50 gallon bags.