really, her ass tasted like ****?
:rolleyes:
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really, her ass tasted like ****?
:rolleyes:
You should thank her OP, she gave you a free meal.
[QUOTE=724hp;423720181]i've ate alot of lady ass and never got sick however i did do something once that got me very sick.
was dating a real kinky freak and she thought it would be hot if when she pulled a butt plug out of her ass if we both licked it at the same time... i was horny so i did it.
spent the ENTIRE next day puking and ****ting.[/QUOTE]
did it have poo on it? did you actually lick poo with her? like a dog lapping up water?
got pics?
hows ur penis?
At least she didn't take a sh** in your bathtub.
[QUOTE=Head Coach;423734841]Age: 16
Stats: 5'5", 145 lbs
One day, brah.[/QUOTE]
you like licking ass, next step is eating ****. you eat a girls ****? not now.. but one day
[QUOTE=AusPower;423737471]You should thank her OP, she gave you a free meal.[/QUOTE]
considering the subject of the thread, i thought your name was A[b]N[/b]usPower!
brah why would you eat sht and lick it your one dumb fck. if you can eat sht brah come suck my dick right now it taste better.
Make her lick yours first next time.
[QUOTE=Ballin_Broke;423731421]how u get red brah?[/QUOTE]
some guy make thread about girlfrend with cancer, i tell him to cum on hur bald head after she get chemo. stuped mod no understand concept of "joke" :mad:
[QUOTE=ultimaet_solder;423732861]do not understand the appeal of licking someon's ass.. people who are like "just get up close and see if it smells like ****, if it does move on" WTF. if i smelt someone's **** ass during sex i think i would lose my boner for about 10 hours. u fecalphiliac? digusting. even anal the only appeal i can see is that it's really dominating the chick, but licking her ass wtffffffff[/QUOTE]
i used to think same way kid, i donno wat happen along the line
stool pathogens brotha.
[quote=rim_job;423714061]i thought it would be appropriate that i post in this thread.
Whats my name bitch?[/quote]
lol
How low do you have to sink to do something like that?
[QUOTE=Roke;423773201]How low do you have to sink to do something like that?[/QUOTE]
bout 2 feet from her upper back
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[QUOTE=724hp;423720181]i've ate alot of lady ass and never got sick however i did do something once that got me very sick.
was dating a real kinky freak and she thought it would be hot if when she pulled a butt plug out of her ass if we both licked it at the same time... i was horny so i did it.
spent the ENTIRE next day puking and ****ting.[/QUOTE]
For the first time ever on the misc, I'm at a loss for words. Not sure what to think.
Enjoy E. Coli
*******s are for sh!tting not licking.
[QUOTE=MrGuitar;423781811]Enjoy E. Coli
*******s are for sh!tting not licking.[/QUOTE]
my fetish say otherwise
[QUOTE=EGsnail95;423713801]thats funny op, because i too thought i was sick from licking a girls ass... but it was just pinkeye.[/QUOTE]
0_o
keep neggin me azzholes
[QUOTE=MiBoda;423872451]keep neggin me azzholes[/QUOTE]
dont worry bruh, i lick my girls bootyhole all the time. She loves it. makes her orgasm
Should have added peanut butter to the mix.
hahaha 5* thread
This thread is off da chain...LOL!!! But be careful if you are going to lick there. Use sight and smell to alert you of the cleanliness of the situation...unfortunately if you rely on taste ITS TOO LATE!!!
[QUOTE=EGsnail95;423713801]thats funny op, because i too thought i was sick from licking a girls ass... but it was just pinkeye.[/QUOTE]
brown eye?
[QUOTE=724hp;423720181]
was dating a real kinky freak and she thought it would be hot if when she pulled a butt plug out of her ass if we both licked it at the same time... i was horny so i did it.
spent the ENTIRE next day puking and ****ting.[/QUOTE]
1 girl 1 guy 1 plug new video?
Son...
i love licking butt
was there pieces of toilet paper hanging around there?........................sick
[QUOTE=Gabriel Anton;423714261]Nope
I ate a girl out (once) and went down a little lower , everything tasted fine. The throwing up afterwards was from the near alcohol poisoning :D[/QUOTE]
bwahahahahahaha! reps
I have licked loads of ass's and never got sick. Don't ever lick a girls ass after she has just taken a dump because even if she is extremely skilled with TP there will still be a real ass residue around her ring.Unless she uses a bidet. I prefer myself that sweaty effect of being on the move all day that adds to the musk before digging in. A long time ago I dated a slightly overwieight but extremely perverted traffic warden who was on her feet for a long shift and we used to do a 'eat my ass or I'll will give you a ticket roleplay'.The smell of sweat and remnants of trapped farts was ripe, an aquired tast I admit.
The only thing that did happen was once I stuck my tongue up a bum and it turned out she had a haemorroid problem and I got a nice taste a roid steroid cream. I retched. If you get roids, just smell your underwear after having that cream on for a long time. It's disgusting.
[QUOTE=INSANEREACH;423891121] A long time ago I dated a slightly overwieight but extremely perverted traffic warden who was on her feet for a long shift and we used to do a 'eat my ass or I'll will give you a ticket roleplay'.The smell of sweat and remnants of trapped farts was ripe, an aquired tast I admit.
The only thing that did happen was once I stuck my tongue up a bum and it turned out she had a haemorroid problem and I got a nice taste a roid steroid cream. I retched. If you get roids, just smell your underwear after having that cream on for a long time. It's disgusting.[/QUOTE]
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