Southern Pork BBQ Restaurant next to Ground Zero Mosque
Aight brahs. If it is indeed their right to have this Mosque next or Ground Zero then f**k 'em, so be it. However I move that we build a BBQ pork restaurant right across the street, after all it is our Constitutional Right!
They could serve their pork with a special blend of 72 virgin spices. with a choice of any sides in including the favorite, Mecca-roni and Cheese. Pork is so good and tender it'll make you want to slap your wife----again!
If you'd like a nice cold alcoholic beverage you may sit at the Ak-Bar and get bombed.
Any more Ideas? What shall we call this place?
Maybe every weekend the Ak-Bar could have a wet burka contest.